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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD MARTIN'S CASH GROCERY Most up to-date stock. Lowest prices on bench. "If advertised we have it" School supplies and Candies. 740 24th St. Phone 537 Utmost cleanliness LeasS effort when you use a ROYAL Suction & appeals to A GOODXPLACE TO TRADE you our tastes are mutual JERRY Cleaner Ogden City Floral Company GEO . SHARRATT, Propr. 413 Twenty-Fourth St. Office Phone 1603 Res. Phone 2878w "Flowers for all Occasions" HaveYouEver TriedNoodles If so you will try them again. If not, try them and you will eat them always. 273 24th St. he best shoe Values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave., Ogden. SHOES FOR WE WHOLE FAMILY THE SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS O F 1 T atson-TannerCiothingCo. The store where your dollar is always worth 100 cents to you 'SEE US FIRST" e In Assortment, Prices, Service, Books, Stationery and Such 9 Try NON-KINK Garden Hose The Best Hose Made WATSON & FLYGARE Hardware Co. Chiropratic adjustments will remove the cause of your headache, then Nature will heal ycu C. B. JOHNSON, D. C, Ph. C. CHIROPRACTOR 4th floor Col. Hudson Bldg. Phone 707 WEBER COLLEGE Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, whether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation ? A Negro preacher addressed his flock with great earnestness on the subject o miracles as follows: "My beloved friends, de greatest ob al miracles was about de loaves an' lishes. Dey was 5,000 loaves an' 2,000 fishes, an' de twelve apostles had to eat 'em all. De miracle is, dey didn't bust." She He's always bragging about his ancestors. He I know it. She But the' never did anything for the good of the country, did they? He Sure, they died. "John, why do Have you seep : "So as not to forget how, I sup pose. It's the only chance I get!" Miriam I want a motor costume something in half-mourning. Clerk Why? Miriam My engine has a habit of going dead. Nothing From No Body Household Hints To make bescuits light, drench with gasoline and ignite before serving. How to keep servants Chloroform them and lock in cellar. Quickest way to get rid of peddlers buy all they have. How to remove fruit staons from linens "Use scissors. To keep rats out of the pantry Flace all food in the cellar. To entertain women visitors Let them inspect your private papers. To entertain men visitors Feed the brutes. To keep the children at home Lock up all their clothes. In order to prevent accidents in the kitchen fill kerosene can with water. To econom-'ze on coal Get a gas range. To test the freshness of eggs drop them on some hard surface. To propitiate the cook It can't be done. you talk in your any idea? "Why is a baby like a sheaf of wheat? Because it is first cradled, then threshed, and afterward becomes the flower of the family. "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" "Yes; it is a lock of my husband's hair." "But your husband is still alive." "Yes; but his hair is all gone." Great mistakes are often made like great cables, from a multitude of strands. Justice You charge this tramp with coming to your saloon and im personating an officer, do you? Grogan Yis, sor; the blaggard gave three raps on me soide dure, an oi passed him on a drink. Russell Won't you take me for better or for worse? Josephine I'm sure it would be for better, Russ, I couldn't do worse! Sympathetic Neighbor I'm sorry, Sammy, that you have a black eye. Knocked-up Youngster You go home and look at your own little boy. He's got two. $4.00 to 9 00 A Pc fOR MEM CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Tom Browning, with a girl. Schade with a pompadore. Bill Silverthom taking part in school activities. Mary not trying to kid the Freshmen. Vilate, in Theron's suit. Jack, wearing over-alls. Russel, with a bass voice. Newah, in short trousers. David McKay on a spree. Ruby, Ada and Effie, given the door by Beal. Last, but not least in importance, Josephine, playing a new march. Contentment abides oftenest with those who have the fewest wants. True love is responsible for many follies and crimes. A man who is a friend only to himself may have lots of asquait-tances.Under the classification "married men" are many unknown heroes. A girl's idea of a slow young man is one who hasn't acquired the hair mussing habit. Gold dissolved in woman's tears is said to make an excellent cement for mending a broken heart. Mern Roberts Gee! mother, I wish Lou would hurry and get married.Mrs. Roberts Why, son? Mern I'd like to know how it feels to be an uncle. Scene From the Front? Guard on Duty Who goes there? Reply Englishman. Guard Pass Englishman. . (Three minutes elapse.) Guard Who goes there? Reply Frenchman. Guard Pass Frenchman. (Two minutes elapse.) Guard Who goes there? Reply Who the hell wants know? Guard Pass American. to After being told it was time to go, Czar said, "Ruth, your father is an old crank." Her father overheard the remark and retorted, "A crank is necessary in case of the lack of a self-starter." Prof. John, your conduct is outrageous. I'll have to consult your father. John Better not. It will cost you live dollars. He's a doctor. As I sat on a moonlit porch, My brain was in a whirl, My heart was more than full of love, And my arms were full of girl. -By Jack Wright. Opinion is a medium between knowledge and ignorance. OGDEN ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO NEW ADDRESS 2430 WASHINGTON AVE. We are pleased to announce the opening of our New Store on Wash mgton Ave. Previous address: Opposite Alhanibria Theatre Present Address: 2448 Wash. Ave. ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO. Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. THE CLASS 18 Will be needing .. Pins and Rings It's time to order them now from a reliable local dealer J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers Does it Pay To Back a School Paper e just know it does Our buyers are leaving for New York and they're going to buy lots of pretty things for you pretty girls SUITS MADE TO ORDER CLEANING, PRESSING, ALTERING and REPAIRING P. A. Vellinga 580, 24th Street U. S. and French Official War News at Utah Theatre Twice a Week. |