Show fVjFTfro i ST 1 l'ttblUlml t Frinhil MVfUy tiy UI E NT i SliiiUniis he Kiirl & Knglnml Entei-- J hh VttthjJiiiiler I lie Aet of until of Vtiib 1‘nlilNlilng mailer L IFE NfiUt Aiirh ill rn 1 Logan Cotmmnv SeiHeml-- r 1908 19 College t'tali at t1 T) EN T in: T Thru The Looking Glass Sr V T 5 £ Loga n Bobcat Senior Garbs to be StudAtBozemanUtion Th! ilaiU 1 1S07 Aiavplance for uiailing at Kpooiiil provided for in Section 1103 Act of Ueloln-- r 3 1927 August 22 191S - THE PLACE THAT The Crow’s KKYE CAN FELLY Modern Barber and Beauty Parlors Pciinaiii'iit Iaf Cleaning Sllim’s Wn lug ' ’ ’ CetAn St’ 13 Plume 12?2 Nest YOU Given Out Next - j cat So he hied himself to Box-- t crest at pcer canyon and captured one — 100 per yen r The specimen is a female not Tues Chapel Given Subscript ion rate RENT YOUR (quite grown with a fuzzy coat (Continued from Page One) I pointed ears and a nasty habit FOR THE TUXEDO EDITORIAL STAFF to tana State College ordered ail 0f school return declared the Senior garbs will soon be was using her claws to be in their quarters VON Tt ROBERTSON EDITOR only a temperary expedi New Library The Thot’s On here word a Dutch definite has PARTY fteTes lucky he has he that they will arrive at the ent no further definite ac Some one said the new library ASSOCIATE EDITOR by II p m every night includ-- ! HAKOIJl LIILYTVIIITE ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR tnff rapt ends ItUi'D TLLEY ol' the week ancj be distri tion will be' taken until the this tvPV‘cause particular bobcat wasjend — SOCIETY EDITOR HAZED SOWARDS presi- building looked like a cheese bex itp bu next Tueay from the Montana State collegci t0 everything to fight east the KEA1TUE EDITOR returns from MARION REDEORP dent (Is that the correct use of like Commerce between the Scheby Cleaners EXCHANGE EDITOR personal freedom which is the1 The cat was attracted to the hours of 2Library I ETTilS ISRAE1SOX The Washington Daily com Dr N A?) it Jan-- d the aes5 All seniors and a specially prepared who have ordered beautiful tiap by of heritage of every American the sense THELMA PEDERSEN and thetic on this situation ments in the & Tailors gaibs should manner: Peisonal supervision of col- - ihait Once caught she had to be MEXICAN ATHLETICS ELVA SIMON SEX hour and fit as an intellectual shrine the ‘’Setting to balance the pay prepared it lassoed bound and I’hone 926 gagged due on SPECIAL WRITER lege students after school hours such com— MARIE CALL-so that closer to dawn has been fa- it to much resembled their ‘ warehouses as SPECIAL WRITER is and should be beyond the pnnny sacked and carried home the committee jackets mon — structures ARMLVTA lloGAX because Stanford e at cile g can them re38 West 1st North St SPECIAL WRITER rightful authority of any uni- - on the shoulders of our hero otf their hands with get JEAN LINFORD as much it meets heartily with student and freight stations I beg to She is fed regularly about a haste as possible j TYPIST versity or it’s officials However moving the mind the objectors to the archHOWARD OALDER -- I approvaL TYPIST The striking collegians ran ’pound of meat a day Occas-arauhour back 120 minutes is a dif- itecture that the library is enKLOISE IIOOPES a total of 150 register- ferent The students of Marshall coland demanded an equal tlcnally her diet is Cnangea to edFrom of wo- tirely to harmony with the arseniors 115 have ordered men's story The atdeanMontana camor milk When transfers miKh-of the are determined to have committee ‘ with the chitectural power design lege victory BUSINESS STAFF making a list of 25 who State serves to mode a lively time when they play social rulings This is perhaps 'are necessary a long stick witn garbs the with and present the pus strengthen ca the havea not yet signed up Tnit argument that the essence of in western college buildings A ORA GREAVES BUSINESS MANAGER a little too much as it seemed a loop arrangement is their big game next week In goo u percentage nowevei social A LARK NECBERGER ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER to turn the tide of public opin- end is ussd When she is irrita- and regulation to universi- drawing of the new $125000 libsatthe well committee is a a she is of 1 1 ted emits one that HERBERT STETENS AT MANAGER at ION ion against the uprising cry preparation one energetic senCIRC by rary to be constructed isfied with the Interest shown ties is not The strike is over hut the combination of a spit and a Those schools is strikingly ior fit that college has underColorado students but the adult supervision have who not ordered students will unriOtfriediy like this one in Us major outlines taken to secure a live yourig get shriek i REPOKTEKS yet will have until De- of collegians” more consideration from college animal was scheduled to jackets The and finish And aiscriptions 01 buffalo to act as mascot for 20 to cember Vert Fliuim Uv Mmighau Editb Funk Howard Jessop Bryce W officials get their orders s is not die 'ast week complica-It'tionWHERE FLUNKS PAY but' others I have noted have given the team tyranny Petty in Audcrimt Glad i lenp llclin I leaser Hugh Bcimiuu Ruth Jlattswou to be tolerated in America If set in Stinley Adams of Prussian the same general pkZure students university John will not stand the glare Oruu Cliff Ralph Wauhi-- i "Siiiny" E Swtusou Three American universities one too The The members of Alpha Sigma may be insured for ail kinds of you don’t like the outside go in captured ofjLogan ChrUliaiieii George Biihop Millie MrNeil oralie Crasnm Lois I util publicity — Columbia and California Jonly difference being that his Nu senior honorary organiza- accidents which are likely to been honored is a male An effort will be tion have made arrangements happen to them d tiring their Over the main library desk is Chicago — hive 8 No 4 VoL 30 December 1930 to Thursday get the traditional insignia year !made to see if the cats will The premium amounts inscribed the proverb' ‘And by the allied armies veterans To A Collegian If so ready to wear on the sleeve to about 35 cents in our money with all thy getting get under- of the World war for 'dintin-guiche- d (reproduce in captivity of their garbs the first day and is payable twice a year standing" T7 in What is education valuable studies will be made accomplishments The insignia will probably be The Have you noticed what fools (possible insurance covers scholas- ior? the cause of peace" woof letmen are comes white to felt with when blue it the What Shall We Do When Cold tic accidents as well as physi how come the ters that men? At Berlin university a co-e-d cal ones The main study hall is fifty bobcat at the Horticultural show Weather Comes? announce he: “I Says The hereby members was of beaten arid knocked to Alpha Sigma rubber some tune ndseless in the ago gym steps long fifty that I am through with women u are: Arminta Hogan chairPAGE THE COMMERCE room the floor by fascist students a insulated steps through —until I fall again! ! man DEPARTMENT men were arrested Ruby Mitton secretary HAVE YOU NOTICED lighted Nine men If you don’t believe and treasurer Dr Edward Lyman Cornell high arched tosuperbly Anna Merrill a finished and distinguished Again I shiver into my phair to seek balm for the make fools of themselves read Thelma Johnson Jean Peder- of Northwestern university By lloot Mon ' that is at once arhump which is rapidly becoming permanent in my back!1 Shelley’s: that the struggling simplicity That you can drop into the sen Ruth Smith Von Robert- thinks restful Half way and resting saw ‘‘When arose the I and son Abbot Emerson Gilbert young lawyer when choosing a Smarting under the chagrin of my prof’s none too gentle dawn I sighed for MONSEN MEAT eastern wall chapel at almost any hour down the long Buck Bill you” Buchanan Moesinger secretary should count on marand bear a real concert? reproof I seek ways and means to make my wants felt class of Or Catallus: the clock a stands gift and Ballard John Christensen MARKET rying her Sometimes when one is When called upon to recite in class I was in the first stages “Lip me a thousand more — ” done I think to dark The successful woman appli- of 1930 with blue he can drop into a back QUALITY steel finish face Here lies consolation — of unconsciousness which come from freezing such a conwalnut cant for the job he said and seat and listen to some- PULCHRITUDE SERVICE the devil cannot It is built dition was not conducive to the best recitation on my part c'o“That which should be healthy enough so so goldIts numerals one playing music that will SANITATION over seen be can the woman can” face that ASK AN EDITOR she can run 100 yards in less cheer him up PHONE 409 WE DELIVER consequently the rebuke room beaming entire the OPINIONS nearly 13 S om e t i m e s when one ithan seconds devoid of cut in almost austere Winter seems to have come too soon for the janitor or We are impressed by: dignity wishes real meditation the Just a moment girls I’ll give jealousy thrifty and college The walls are plain except for for the heating plant Since the first freezing night tha The shoutingly grave humor assembly room gives the ef- you their names and addresses educated N A of And Dr Pederson the panels built to and painted at fect of an old cathedraL soon as I finish f The worthy stoop of my shivering shoulders has increased to their he which regular intervals But of such SCHOOL DAYS ARE HERE An is There is a lot to notice gentlemen of thpepidemic sweeping theo cultural Press who present immature stage of agedness I go to the chemistry an'Sesnaudience time The plainness!— a picture cam-Nof Wisconsin around the school Have you were guests of Student Life Pi University unless chosen by the most tried Thoro Cleaning plus skillful building chilled by the frosty outer atmosphere I am in j The brilliant cynicism of !not it's noticed it? Delta smallpox Beta and the and Epsilon and be would of artists jarring that home heat will bring back partial circulation to jfefso Frank Arnold And the ALSO— rushees two weeks ago lts a "plague” taking the form plus a fresh band of tone there as a false note blocking Have you noticed that you voiced a practically unamious of shorn tresses and it seems out me in that building After an hour there I am glad to get ra£A f ( A NEW HAT vase to equals a lovely y to be use could very contagious During fifty dollars? opinion that “Call it a cow coloutside where it is not so cold Up in room 280 I creak and of th institute Cleaning lege if you want there are more the past week in one shop In a classroom on the top Royal crackle like the wheels of a wagon on frozen snow every there have been 33 heads floor good looking women here ner 'aone in use some days since the And Shoe time I move I tremble over to the Engineering building in Sidelights On The capital Shining of shorn locks their lone than to any school to the first traces of human occupancy the hopes of absorbing a little German The window have conference" One of the reasons Melee Some and inanity were seen Harvard on has In for university the Friday sessions delay to be opened in the room in order to let a little warm air were scratched m rudely spelled oftao occasions turned down of was meet the that some fers to Snatches of confidential conin I5k hate to be an invlaid so I couldn’t run fast enough to the crisp varnish of a new in- 77 North Main Logan d put the school In the dividual would eyed classroom chair The versations heard in the halls— ccme-hithwarSi up as as well limelight Hollywood saunter down the hall juset as old surface of chair just brother to brother you meeting was beginning has sought and two weeks We are facing a great shortage of heat at the U S A C and the Broadway know crudely scratched with a fingerbeen refused into was local to staff permission unable hold nail file thisavinter Perhaps it is all going to the new library If it is Goto’ to the Melee? Nope that line atof envie ject a dash of Harvard Oh I dunno were often Expressions let as in it Perhaps we are not using Aberdeen coal or Why not? Into its mosphere made the product jot Aggie Mind Meanderings wanna Say Bill staff members who have such just don't After denying Rudy Vallee theif is a leak in the system Whatever the cause somdo anything for a bro- a deltctableGating idealistically sc a fiv you’d on to is and to done remain to to life the of if environment be work do but ethin! ought privilege activity Nothing crooning ‘‘The auzzing to the window — catchYeah work to It was fortunate that Crimson” ther wouldn’t you? and ‘‘Fair Harvard” ing the words “Scarlet Fever is Nothing to eat 'but food" the Simpus Why not heat up the buildings? but loan you a fiver to the anything over of to wear the the radio conventions but clothes' the Harvard a childhocd disease Ine period majority Nothing same as work came on Saturday To keep us from being nude take your dame to the pow-wouniversity publicity bureau ve- of communicability is generally Sa-ason-o- f Of course we whose duty it toed the requests that Charles a month ii Nothing to breathe but air a— what's you sometimes though the big idea of mak- was to receive these verbal cor- “Buddy” Rogers film star to remams for a Ufe time—” New Quick as a flash ‘tis gone Too Many Publications ing a date with my woman? sages and dispense them were be allowed to lead the Harvard Nowhere to fall but off Bill didn’t why Wondering You knew dam’ well I intended most happy in the revelation university band in a Nowhere to stand but on C talking sk me to the Frat Melee toto be her Big Moment Friday tho it was a little to the nature picture sequence! at Canders Nothing to comb but hair night— wishing for a new white nite Well Yeah? a of your bed to us to Nowhere to but in threater discover where surprise much too sleep a of makes Harvard eld same good thing Ifstbe gradu- party dress story: 36 West Center Street brother your that the Coloradoans had chosen ates receive their diplomas tears watch is slow the black curly ha not enough of anything During the recent press convention Nothing toto weepbutbutdead minute's up long ago ” Get an the “Miss cf the Eastern The Harvard Crimson uni- of Admiring Nothing bury to seat the fourth fellow Two Doors West of the Lyrie at the college the startling revelation concerning the under Nothing to sing but songs earful of this pledge: you’re not division as the only ladv dele- versity daily in an editorial on the the second row— I am lest to drag that of the pow-wogong gate We met entitled “Lillies of the Vallee” in a sea of thoughts paid Ipublications on the U S A C campus came to light Ah well! alas! alack! dumb-cluc- k to the brawl ask a 'the lady and while acknowledg- said that the college Nowhere to go but out Anoier startling thing was the number of small inefficient Nowhere Fulling— falling —Hearing a publicity Chi Omega or Sorosis befor® ing the introduction secretly bureau had passed come to back but up two gol- deep voice rise to an impotrant one which publications on the campus and the lack of any all dated shut vowed that we'd sDend the den opportunities to up to read but words they’re put the cressendo — is wjgit it could be made with the proper facilities applied Nothing up! you wanna be left out to holidays et points east (Sock!) university to a class by Nothing to cast but votes Itself Scrutinizing eyes! Waking up MAIN cold Hellenic the Pan the when Eh we were eh not admitting for unparlldled asninity” in th? right way Nothing to hear but sounds comes to find myself to class — with the and let cur to on along but people that sail boats brethenr the suaris' Nothing The me a Prof latest N on small from the Y Is: seems that every asking question campus Nohing to see but sights organization say a Sig didn’t rate? Why slopes had any advantage over the news that there was U is — formOh us but we were certain for the ed musljjpublish something We have at least six or seven small Nothing to quench but thirst all the gloom brother? recent a In an investigation recently organization gotta pick a quarrel with moment that variety would be known publications and a number of news sheets during the year Nothing to have but what Ive Weakness as the Students held at the University of Oreso she won’t get the spice of life if not Itself my got was For jjvery one of these there must be advertisements Our we’ve found it gon that the' league One Thus through life we are cur- sore if I don't take her to the And (careful now!) we still chief endeavors of the of the ‘ spent organ- majority of the men Melee I got all hot and bother- 'maintain that at least one man up end coming” young business managers make their sed ization were to assist thei con- their allowance on candy for We give up to fie minute appe Stance at the places of business in Logan so often that Nothing to strike but a gait ed a couple of months ago and could find money Worth sDend-in- g gressional hair cuts and Bobs campaign of Nor- their main luxury a designing female from on the edge of the Dlains the merchants hate the sight of a college student They are Everything moves that goes asked man Thomas and Heywood an’ me sticks won’t Shoes she the let Shined or Dyed But all at the Be but known it corsages Nothing bled "fto death with advertisements for school publications Harvard of its requires j forget it Hi! goto' to the to all concerned that those who Broun 55 South Main Street of a the sophomores Our printing houses are limited as are the business houses passing Who me? Go to that entertained the molders cf con- NEW LIBRARY these Melee? Can ever withstand examination OPENS comprehensive mix-up- ? I’ll have you under- ference opinon did it rather Theare crowded with these small publications They are woes TODAY DEDICATION containing 2725 questions and I’m exclusive! stand Fine! all us in The to for survive order to cut their neatly prices begged NOT PLANNED takes almost 12 hours to anLean me your tux will ya? swer work is poorly done and inefficiency results for all con- Modernism Invades Nearly every departit’s possible that I shall PRESIDENT PETERSON ment of college education is (Continued from Page One) cerns! with the hoi polioi for DIRECTOR mingle CARDON The Front of college minds now covered by this exam Page an evening after all RETURN FROM EAST thought Insides all these the one big disadvantage to the college that they have been stirred of under paid editors and staff members of our major’ The editor of Student Life is dusted and again made accesIntercollegiate chess meets their problems a finer technique sible Oh! The Point! inare now becoming popular In publications These publications should be the best on the has taken a drastic step In new in the admore of application Be the east A student at the Unas it may today the startlingly vanced scientific principles the marks this campus in order to make them so there should be men troducing make-uof Minnesota recently We admire the front nurture As one of iversity strolls new the page a along to able With fiaid enough to be agricultural experiment stations seed of respect or those men won a place on the team spend the necessary time hir courage seeand one is startled campus by the niopey going to a dozen small publications it is imHe will hear some simple-mind- ing tiny swirls of smoke aris- of the Unitec) States director who worked long and tireless- defeated 4 West Point player Cardon are notasays making to some business erect what are worth The men to these cracks this much (needed ly they hasty opin- ing from some burning objects ble contributions to pay possible science: center of Utah State’s Intellec- Drinking ‘‘Girls’ Tears” intelligently just out ol’ sight at the south but there are obvious ways houses are so flooded with “ad seekers that they cannot ions and a few of tual Becomes A Favorite The Of criticisms constructive west Side the Campus activity —— — support these major publications so again thev go under Jilt-eiasJiea that thJgp!4rilurc gainf r4 ing ''glrlsriears has become a Schedule Ibr Bifzzer picVariety is truly collegiate A Shrubbery is en fire! There gc lncentoUonn specific prob favorite evening pastime of the tures: Juniors Dec 8 to 12 inMost colleges have three publications and these take college newspaper which has (several men students dashing iems is one ot tnem’ new Turk can be forgiven for many toward the scene! They reach En route to clusive Beta Delta and SorD1 care $f the school Such a system would greatly add to the life This seemingly heartless purosis sororities Dec 8 and 9 things at least it can never be frantically toward their pock rector Cardon Washington Factory Methods made some ofsuit is really nothing but the efficiency of U S A C publications accused of doing a fade out a ets! ! It can’t be! ! Chi Omega f Theta ficial visits in Colorado Kansas Upsilon Used la whitewash WtU here’s to the perseverdrinking of a cocktail so named and Tennesse While in the and Sigma Phi Beta sororitAfter one Note the lower case heads ance of the young men who national usualdrink the Turk ies Dec 15 to 16 All memwhere he had capital n and the effect Think are so faithful to their rende-vou- s his headquarters for more than bers of organizations other ly forgets to dine and goes on rs of fine in such cold weather then talk Walking The Plank drinking until midnight ten years when employed bv than social fraternities or sorShoes orities can have their pictures the United States department drastic action was taken to show Southern California how of Agriculture Director taken any tijpc between Now It’s Miniature Cardor Yale is takmg the first steps now and Christmas Another college newspaper editor has been sacrificed at sorry California is A news dispatch yesterday said that was able to renew many old Work done While to institute a football team the few antf a make acquaintances to had in to been a Arlett order M Avlett members of which each weigh put fitting new contacts to scientific cirrequired resign the altar of something or other Arthur You Wait Presidents Stevents and under 150 It Is to play of the Daily Californian has been forced to give climax to the whole affair cles He shared a room at the Christiansen announce that other teamspounds of size like are that Other have editors the same concollege gone through thing famous Cosmos club with Presithe class brawl will be held expected to crop out here and up hfs editorial chair and typewriter after stirring up 77 North Main Street F D aRlrerlwmz wmw siderable fuss over the alleged irregularities of Southern but this is the first time to our knowledge that one has dent Saturday night at 9:00 p m there well Just Imagine Kan-sas D F dent FarreU of the to the men’s gym This colliCalifornia’s method of obtaining and keeping football sacrificed his position to save football from becoming a State sion will be a corduroy affair Imagine College purely professional sport At least that is what we pre- a U S A CAgricultural playeie alumnus date or dateless Arlett was attempting to do All Scotchmen are urged to Leaving Washington DirectTK Californian editor immediately following the Bears’ sumeWe’re or went New Cardon such a was we but of that are be present as everyone by way step sorry necessary is to defeat at the hands of the S C Trojans recently 74 to York to N Y Ithaca and be City admitted free Old fashlauncf d a campaign to f jrce the J or AlkcIcs university to not defending the Californian editor’s actions Neither are ioned refreshments and a we a mah for expressing what he believes to befrme suertotendent" we go out of town for only comp' iwith conference rulings regarding subsidizing of the condemning good time for all Don’t miss i school A the and best for his s truth editor vis Da college County Experimental the funf athle' ? and scholastic requirements is to boost and see the Aggie cardinal duty is to be spokesman for his student body but Farm who ti completing his games A‘ r a series of torrid editorials in the Californian studies for a doctor’s degree at State Agricultural college Between trains to Chicago Cornell university Professor coder Authorities at Berkeley decided to stop the matter Wilson will to the Utah Director Cardon was entertainP SMITH & SON and i- - ore amity between the Bears and Trojans An Experiment Station in April to ed by John T Caine m former executive committee at California took up Arlett’s case and take charge of research in veg-l- y head of animal husbandry and Printers Engravers Designers of extension service to at firs ruled that his editorials would be censored betute with the knowledge that unless he is a “yes man” to a etable gard?fllr1 and small fruit director Dance Programs a " U S A C and now connected gcL'-’litiiStationery paper certain degree he too will get the ax— Oregon State International Livestock a saw f othr A re rt!y that wasn't enough punishment ’so ’moVe Barometer former students of the Utah y r'tteoostage nl homed We watched with great the student stoke In- Scraps co-e- ds L thW c?ed hTheag ' ck e Tbm-ilaagli- au C Pro-hop- es Hat ‘ Frat Parlor co-e- ‘ SHOES REPAIRED - the y low-do- TROTMAN Co-ed- ? i non-sorori- w THE -- BARBER Non-Partis- ! i tl SHOP Et-um- GOODYEAR ! tht SHOE p ed EPAIRING I "'CDMFANr pull-dow- Re-builde- erst-whil£he- cth" thing J re-iu- nSr t 'The |