Show A Ifatr lit en. Tho man who believes In making tho worst ot everything happonod to eoo tho Washington monument looming up In tho distance. Immediately ho heaved a deep sigh. "What's tho trouble?" trou-ble?" inquired tho friend. "Don't it BUlt youT" "Not qulto." "it has been approved by the monuraont experts from all parts of tho world." "It Is vory good ruj far as it goes. But it some enterprising man would fit It up with mercury and a glass tube what a flno thing it would bo for measuring this wcathor." Washington Star. |