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Show GLADSTONE A8 AN ORATOR. Great Statesman Had Many Trlcka fo Ute in Argument. In his prime, in a great debat. when political parties were set In bat tie array, Gladstone's transcenden oratorical gifts had full play. Then waa marked contrast In his manner o! answering a question addressed U him In his ministerial capacity. Afte purporting to make reply and taklnc some ten minutes to do it, he sa down, frequently leaving his intern, gator and the house in a condition of dismayed bewilderment, hopelessh attempting to grope their way throush the intricacies of the aonorous sen tences they had listened to. If, as happened in expounding a bill or re plying to a debate, he desired to make himself understood, he had no equal. Sometimes he, with gleaming eyes "like a vulture's" as Mr. Lecky genially described them pointed his forefinger straight at his adversary In hottest moments he beat the brass bound box with clamorous hand that occasionally drowned the point hr strove to make. Sometimes with both hands raised above his head; of .en with left elbow leaning on the box right hand with closed fist shaken a; the head of an unoffending country gentleman on the back bench oppo-lte- ; anon, standing half a step back from the table, left hand hanging at hU side, right uplifted, so that he might with thumb-nai- l lightly touch the shining crown of his head, he trampled hl3 way through the argument he assailed a3 an elephant in an hour of aggravation rages through a Jungle. Henry W. Lucy In Putnam'3. ANTS AS P. Their Production Very Similar to Tha of the Bee. HAVE YOD TRIED Traveler's Social Status Reduced In Eyes of Porter. The members of a football tear were In my car going to another cit? to play, said a sleeping car conducto-Thehad to ride half the night, and so they took the sleeper. One yout! had 80 cents to spend, and when h went to bed he decided to hide tha money so nobody would find It. WheT no one was looking he slipped It int the toe of one of his shoes. Then h put the shoes under the berth ano went to sleep to dream of his fortunt below. "Well, along in the night the porter came In and began his work of shining shoes. He found the jay's shoes with the 80 cents in it and you ought to have seen him smile. 'Dls man am suit Inly a gentleman,' he said. Mes' think leavln' me SO cents jes' fo' blackln' his shoes.' The next morning when the player found his 80 cents gone he almost had a fit. He made the porter give him back his money. The porter was mad. He came to me and said: ' "Say, boss, you know that feller Ah said was a gentleman fo' leavln' me 80 cents fo' black in' his shoes?' 'Yes,' replied. " 'Well, he aint no gentleman he's a jay. He was usln' dat shoe as a 1 " bank.' :f Wiae Old King. When King Solomon returned from the hunt he found his "00 wives In tears. "Why, my dears," he hastened, what Is the cause of this unusual v.'eeplng?" "Why," sobbed the wives in chorus, ' when you left this morning you did not call each of us a priceless jewel as you have been in the habit of doing." Solomon laughed. "Of course not," he chuckled. "Did you not see the tax assessor standing in the shadows? If he had heard me Bay I owned 700 priceless jewels he would have levied on the whole ' throne." Which goes to show that the ancient king was just as wise as a modern multimillionaire. If not, We should like you to do they attend D The beneath the water in partly overcome by a new Italian Invention, which has been formally meadopted by the government. The chanism Is a diving suit, the artificial arms of which are worked from the Inside by the wearer. The Average thus secured enables the diver to lift objects heavier than he could otherwise handle. In addition to this a Improvement over the old mothod, electric light tha' will penetrate the water for sonr; distance is placed In the helmet. In lifting weights high-powe- r The Pressing Need. Nodd These now are simply great When you are finished with one you can fold It up and put It away till the next time." Todd "They are good as far as. how-verthey go. What we reallybowant, folded up Is a baby that run baby-carriage- s pnd put away " Smart Se' so, D HEADQUARTERS D FOR STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES, Hats, Caps, Shoes and Rubber Goods, and Gents' Furnishings, which will be sold at LivePrices. 11 D - L. P. D D e Jensen, At J. C. Gates's old stand, MAIN STREET, TREMONTON. 00 Personal Responsibility, 50,000. Accounts and Correspondence Solicited. All business with us will receive prompt and careful attention. Plid up Capital $10,000. Interest paid on time deposits. Church Directory. Methodist. Shrvicks. Preaching every alternate Sunday 1 CO p. m. Sunday School TREMONTON MARKETS irrecled Weekly By Wyatt Bros wheat per bu. Oats per 100 lbs. Feed barley per 100 lbs .55 EVBNINO at 7:30 p. m. All services at. the Methodist you are in Ited. R. L. GILPIN. Pastor. .95 EXPERIENCED Rock, Brick C& Cement Block WORKMAN. Morning Sruv k ick: ' Suedav Scho Preach in "(i 12:00 .071-- M 2 .051-- 2 .2C&.25 .15 Chickens Potatoes per 100 7:3;i night at 7:30. All Services are held in the Baptist Church. You are eordmlU invited. A. H. Shattit k Pastor. -- Wines, 128 Miles An Hour Determined in an Experiment. 2 ORDER SUITS h1V Scientific Optician 1 EYES TESTED FREE With L.C. Christensen and Sons Brigham City, Utah. Nebeker Lawyers Suite 5 and 0 Commercial Block Utah Logan Phone 2 p P. O. AMERICAN OF BROTHERHOOD a. . 70. YOEMA I Weaver loom and am prebest of weaving. the pared toldo Bring in your work. Any work left at the Tremont Times office will be promptly attended to. MRS THOMAS LAWS, Thatcher, Utah. I have a new P2.X A O O a So 0) (0 0) o a va Best few Crissjlrts, sa DKALKKH IN Cigars, Etc. Main St., Near Railroad Station, TREMONTON. UTAH. iftitl.tli tit.. it th. niicrrDtlnnc Main Street, Tremonton. Good Rigs and Careful Drivers furnished at any time reasonable rates. Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Driving or Your Vork Horses. All stock guaranteed as represented. I t ron age W, T. HUDSON, Proprietor. solicited. PEARL SALOON Choice Wines, Liquor and JCigars. Pool and" liillards A. B. Manausa Garland, swallows take place, as with the speed given above it would require only half a day to fly from Belgium or Central Germany to northern Africa. the World Needs Would Pay Well For. Something Proprietor. Utah. to5i and "Inventors would Bt untold gobs of free advertising if they would give to their Inventions names rympt&S with some one or other of our 5,000 rhyme-less Box 54 Bear River Valley Homestead No 899 meets the 2nd and 4th Saturday evening of each month at 9 p. m., in the Fraternal Hall, Tremonton. M. B. Hart Foretnaa. E. P. Burns Correspondent. C arpet McCLURE, Lipis, NEW IDEA FOR INVENTORS. Hart C& LIVERY FEED and SALE STABLE nest under the gable roof of the railroad station at Antwerp. On November 7, at 7:30 in the morning, all the birds were liberated at Compeigne; the swallow tou.t a northern direction as quick as lightning, while the pigeons made several spirals in the air before they staned In the same direction. The swallow arrived at its nest Carman Evangal'aal in Antwerp at 8:23, a number of witnesses being present at its arrival. M. RICHARDS T. Utah. Congregation. Deweyville, The first pigeons only arrived at We nil! bold services in the i aptist their destinaUon at 11:30 of the same Ch ip li the coming Sunday at 2 P. M. morning. The swallow had, therefore, B. C. CALL, Lawyer, All arc invited to attend. covered the entire distance of 146 Khei.dure Wobus, Pastor. County Attorney.- piiles in one hour and IS minutes, Practices in all the Courts. which is equal to a speed of 128 miles an hour, or about 189 feet a secOfficb : Court House, ond, which is about double the speed Brigham, Utah. Both Phones. P. O. Box 972. i ,pf an express train. The pigeons only reached a speed of 35 miles an hour, or iS feet It may be gathered from these figures S. F. CHRISTENSEN J CHAS. MoCLUKJS. GALPIN He sent several baskets of pigeons to Compeigne, France, and in a sepa- I will sell the famous Chicago Garden City Tayloring Co Suits, cheaper than you can buy elsewhere. QJBZ E. GALPIN. V rate cage a swallow which had its MADE TO All work guaranteed Tjemonton, Utah. hook. .08 .80 EVKNIN: Preach in i Prayer Meeting Wednesday Cisterns a specialty UK HARD SCHWAB, The French scientific weekly, del et Terre, prints an interesting article about the speed of several birds, aS observed by August Vershcurin of Antwerp. The rapidlt- - of flight credited to the swallow (90 feet a second) seemed exaggerated to him and he undertook some experiments on his own .21-- 2 Pork alive Butter per lb. Eggs per doz. Baptist. Speed of .90 Brewers barley Beef cattle per lb. church. Pork dressed SkRVICKH Cashier. President, SWALLOW'S FLIGHT IS RAPID. 1.25 2:00 p. m Preachinsr D. R. ORBISON, i. N. COLE, two-third- s to." Gives Diver Strength. difficulty a diver experiences Corinne, Utah. t for we thiuk we All prices, 15 to 40e. have the finest in Tremonton. lap. "You rest your tablet and your arm on the cushion, and somehow or other neither jolt nor jar disturbs you. The soft cushion nullifies every tremor. Your writing Is as legible as If it had been done at your desk at home. "We railroaders have a good many accounts to make up while traveling, and hence we usually have a cushion handy. Drummers and other experienced travelers are great hands to borrow our cushions from us when have a little correspondence to The ant honey has an aromatic avor suggestive of bee honey, and Is igreeable to the taste, says EL C. An In Harper's for .June. inalysls made by a competent chem-iof the product of the Mexican pecies showed a nearly pure solution )f the sugar of fruits, differing from The In not crystallizing. Tape-suga- r Mexicans and Indians have, or had at he period of these studies, several nes for the ant honey. They eat it fieely. The late Prof. Cope, when la New Mexico, had a plate of rotunds iffered him as a dafnty relish. Ir. !oew reported that the Mexicans iress the Insects and use the honey at heir meals. They were also said to repare from It by fermentation an Another naturalist leohollc drink. 'arned that the natives apply It la It ha Tuises and swollen limbs. een suggested serioi ly thai these nts might by culture attain the rani f bees as honey producers. The dif culty of fanning the colonies, and he limited quantity of tho product, would prevent a profitable industry. The average amount of honey in a ingle rotund was by weight about 4t '0 3942) grams, a little over eli;h: Mines (8.3) that of the ant's body. r!ut counting the number of rotunds In a nest at 600 utmost the observa tion would justify the entire, product of a pound vould be only trojf, collected at the cost of all the h lives. Such results Its' liar those Insects from the field q ;iuman industry. , Our Coffees? A Train Tip. "No matter how fast and rough the pace," said a brakeman, "you can write with perfect ease and comfort on a train If you hold a cushion In your Cole Banking Company, Mc-Coo- Afternoon NO LONGER A GENTLEMAN. HONEY-MAKER- S W1MOPMS US. words," an editor said. "Take the word silver.' It has rhyme. It is a stumbling block to no ev- ery poet. The poet uses it at a line's end and then has to destroy the line because there Is DO rhyme for it. Supinpose, as he sought frantically, an 'dllver' appeared. vention called the Then, in order not to lose his line, the poet would drag in the new Invention, thus giving It an ad' worth $5 to $10, an ad like this: " 'The moonlit sea, a sea of silver, As perfect as a perfect dllver.' "Do you catch the Idea? Yet our Inventors exercise their best talent, call a new aeroplane a 'woir to rhyme with "coif," a new soundless typewriter a 'gorange' to rhyme with orange." a machine a 'kulf to home rhyme with gulf,' and so On." Black Teeth and Fidelity. "The Japs are a fine race," said the sailor, 'but 'there's one thing about them I don't like. The married worn en all blacken their teeth with a paste made out of sweet oil and soot. "When a young married woman gives you a smile, instead of being ravished with a glimpse as of snow TO roses pearly teeth gleaming between red lips you look Into B black hole. You frown. You turn away in disgust. "The Idea If that the marrl- d women's black teeth, making them unattractive, keeps them faithful to tbelr husbands. Doesn't It have the opposite effect on the husbands, though? Perhaps, eh?" Do You Use a Phone? If not, you are missing one of the necessities of modern life. LET US SHOW YOU. BEAR RIYER TELEPHONE COMPANY, JOHN SOMMER, Manager, Tremonton, Utah. O. S. L. TIME TABLE. MALAD VALLEY BRANCH. DEPART ARRIVE JO 33. No. No. 32. 81 34. No - W No Opiates. Conform! to National PurS Food and Drug Law. TRADE-MARKprompt oMjm! In PATENTS HI rauntrim or w hoduuh THAT PAY Adrerttfe tbflm thortragliJj, At our Jon to ipine. and rrpon Send pnoto or wrtch ror fSSnf prartlM. SURon Oul frea For PASSING RtrtNCNCta. Ji. ...ta on J'rofltAbl. l'alTiU write to luirl New York as Art Center. At the pret nt rate of progress New York city wll, be the art center of the Ik flp rtubllltr. BM " mil a.vnth Strsst, WASMINOTOM, D. C. OS-SO- S half fin world before this century Ished, for the treasures of the world's galleries and museums arc being brought to Manhattan Island. Is ... cvaaaE aii At - - ........ vpw... . whm.hibk ajisp Bcs'aUxstlTa tat bowtU. smtm the kowaU a&a - CflBfb 8yT otaUlas so osUtss. For Sale By Tremont Mercantile PINEULES - for tht 30 DAVr TRtATMENT Co. lidntyt FOR tl.OO For Advice Worth Taking. "Moat advice," said Uncle Kben, "Is When you want Jes' conversation. de kind you kin depend on you pays yoh money an' gets a lawyer'' a A. M. P, M. 9:55 10:10 1:14 J8 10:27 :R8 10:81 10:37 10:52 11 20 1 1 ;32 6:88 12:01 1:00 p TLo A. M. :20 10 22 11 M 11 42 & 11:44 6:48 6:.Vi 7:07 7:10 7:20 51. 7:8X 8:80 Bind train cn Ikif 9 40 Hrighsm Conone H'aukcgan Evans lionits Central TUEMONTON Garland Riverside 'li Fielding Plymouth Waahskie Mslsd Bum bis diMv esopt 9:80 9:07 9:01 8 55 80 8:45 8:40 P, M. 4:55 4:80 41S 4: 3;58 S:9W 3: 3:25 K:2fl 8:21 H.15 H 7 7 l S'imW 2: 245 ?-- 1 M |