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Show I Published by The Western Publishing Co., Ino. J. T. Jtkemsn, Manager VTAH TOOELE It is an ill wind that blows no to the hatter. good Bolivia feuould stop and count 100 before going to war. As yet the aeroplane men cannot go picnic, taking their np for an lunch along. As the list of summer tragedies grows larger the need for greater cars grows plainer. That tins o' Ills, whimpers so And sanders lost-lik- e through the place. You'd hate to see the brute to know The sad expression on its face. It sits beside his little all-da- y Its tall against the floor never Is he Hut sitting there; Ills dog cant find him any more. and downthrough the halls. And out of doors and to tiie street And there the dog will stop and stand And listen for the little feet Or whimper for the little hand. The dog creeps to the little bed That all unrumpled Is tpstairs stairs Through dissensions and the lack of funds the movement in New York to build a children's theater has been abandoned. in- It rests Its head upon its paws And thinks, and thinks and does not 'BEAUTY ALU the SPRINGS. GLENWOOD WAY. Go Direct II f th GUNNISON. CANYON GARDEN OP THE GODS. STHREE MANITOU THROUGH Ttrains. SPRINGS. THE ROYAL GORGE. i 2 ' THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST SLEEPERS. TO 0 ENVER. A - For Folder. Booklets, Kta, Address Salt Lak City. I j T. Tell the agent, THE OVERLAND ROUTE AS FAR AS IT GOES. It will mean a saving of time in avoidance of changing cars, broken connections, etc. "Youll Know When You Go." Ask any Short Line Agent for rates and particulars. City Ticket Office, 201 Main Street, Salt Lake City, Utah. l-- i.' OOOOCOOOOGCOOOOGOOOOObCOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO o o o o o o o o o o o o D Round Trip To O O Los Angeles O' . D D 5my o o EE! CsP Round Trip to Los Angeles Return via San Francisco. o Round Trip to Los Angeles Return o . via Portland. o o o ao o o o o o o thinks She has a great voice, and his son believes he is cut out for a diplomat, Eli says it would cost him just as much to raise them, anyway. The successful man is the one whe doesn't let others learn of his mis takes. Long hair player; doesnt make a football it's the sand to take the bumps. make this? Imitation pumpkin The Dull pies in Man. "I cant imagine what is wrong with our gas supply, says the beautiful young thing when George has been seated in the parlor. We dont seem able to get more than enough for light. Sure enough, the gas is burning dimly so dimly, Indeed, that George can barely see her where she sits across the room. Recognizing an opportunity to demonstrate his ability to Cope with any set of circumstances, George volunteers to find the trouble. He goes to the basement, and after inspecting the gas meter returns and says: Oddest thing I ever saw. The cap controlling the gas supply was almost entirely shut off. The gas is now blazing merrily, but the fair young thing twists a handkerchief about her bruised hand and soon feigns a headache of sufficient strength to make George cut short his o o o o o o o o o yo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Boating, Surf Bathing, Deep Sea I Fishing, and all the delights of the- glorious Pacific ocean. I LONG BEACH SAN PEDRO CATALINA OCEAN PARK o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Booklet SAN DIEGO one-fourt- h nowadays. News comes from Teheran an uncle of the deposed Shah of Persia, has been fined 1500,000 in favor of the state treasury and expelled from the country And a military escort will see that he goes. He might exchange condolences with Abdul Hamid of Turkey, now an who also had to "give up. Parisian scientific enterprise has evolved the germ kiss. a fair allowed herself to be kissed smooth-shaveby a man and then by call. a bearded one; and the ' The Toiling Author. microbes were collected byconsequent a sterilized brush. It was found that we say to the author No doubt, the beardless man had depostited only the of the best seller, you Lave to work sweet germs of affection upon her iver and over your stories. lips, while the other had left besides Yes, he responds, wearily. After bacilli of tuberculosis, he publishers have accepted them I diphtheria ave to them to make them pnuemonla and a few other addenda' Now it seems that the t the illustrations. osculating maiden misses all sorts of troubles by a close shave. WAGON WHEEL GAP. Eli Timms daughter Aeroplanes having shown capacity What will they do in the next world for going swiftly and for long distances, the problem next to be at- to the man who figures out how to tacked is how to make them fly high. It Is obvious that an airship to he of generally practical use must he capable of ascending to a considerable distance. One of the inventors says "good motors and nerve will meet the difficulty. And who can doubt that these requisites will be n ' new-foun- d 0ldMan Giddles Observes. that GRANDS NATURAL , We two who loved the lad so well It is no "cinch to be a suspected sympathizer with fallen monarchy or even a relative of the "down and out or And noses at the flowered spread. Then whimpers at It turns away; It finds some little battered toy And brings it in its mouth with glee , Joy And wags ils tall in And looks all questioning at me. girl in Pennsylvania who aimed Im dumb as Is that dog of his It cannot ask; I cannot tell. at a rat with a rifle shot her mother. It is time that feminine sharpshooters Bhould learn something by experience. If the girl in question had aimed at ter mother, she would have stood a better chance of shooting the rat. A man will alWomen ought to know by this time contrive in ways contraries. that they go by some way to let A man in New York brought his you know that he wife into court because Bhe bad such has on a new a mania tor bard work that he could suit not restrain her from doing it all the case one is time. This remarkable The bigger the enough to balance the many which salary the louder women bring against their husbands the call of duty to because the latter compel them to do the politician. hard work all the time. Curiosity Is not confined to any one nation. The phlegmatic English appear to have their full share. The daughters of the Czar landed at Cowes and Went on foot for a shopping expedition, hut the crowd which gathered about to gaze at them became so much of a mob that the police came to the rescue and induced the little grand duchesses to take carriages in order to avoid the annoyance. of th CAGLE RIVER CANYON. IP A NOR AM A L A. BENTON, G. A. P. D hls-.- it The Turks have started to fight the Greeks with the boycott that bloodless weapon 'of modern warfare which causes more devastation and brings speedier results than all others in the array of Improved armaments, and whose victories are caused by the unendurable agony it inflicts upon that most sensitive of all organisms, the pocket nerve. Uruguay Is joining the progressives in South America. That country is now in the market for a loan of for public works purposes, and like other countries In that quarter turns to the United States to get the Another Indication of the money. strengthening ties between this and th South American nations, a relationship that eventually must be highly advantageous all round. Means comfort all the way when you travel east. Dont buy a ticket via a broken route. LINE OF THZ WORLD. to-d- heed troduced into mines as a safety deThe bone on which it never gnaws vice, the canning idea appears to have Then rises with excited speed reached its height or, to speak cor- And races to some play spot; then Conies back and whines and whimpers its this in case, depth. rectly yes, ' A man does the same things once again in St. Louis has invented a And As though a dog could feel distress'. vice which he claims will make air came to me Bights safe. But this will detract That dog o About a half hour ago largely from the excitements of seeing And put one front paw on each knee them if curious crowds are assured And looked as though I ought to know. be will hurt. nobody As though I Ah. how sad It Is! A All the Way. CANYON exelted calls. Or finds a tratl that leads in vain Virginia woman shot her husband because he insisted on playing a phonograph. This is a record case. that canned fresh air is to be " CwENIO The dog peers through the window pane And barks in short. A Now l" And thumps record Now that the has been broken, it is to be hoped it will be mended and stay so. In France, as in this country, it is that are the wealthier families shunned by the stork. Maybe the haughty footman Scares the timid bird. The Overland Route f.iwi,iuignnwingmni chair New York is evidently harboring too many Chinamen who look on murder as a pastime. King Edward is getting to be a veteran ruler, for he has entered upon the ninth year of his reign! Isn't it annoying that now, just In the finest time of the whole year, the charity people tip off the fact that there are Jobs for everybody? SUBSCRIBE FOR THE TIMES. All Our Ads It Will PAY YQU TO DO SO. 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