Territorial Enquirer | 1881-08-03 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and humor uncle sharply I 1 I 1 you should send bond that boy to boarding school I 1 was sent before I 1 won was lie LIB ago hoy boy timidly 11 were you a good hoy boy it at home uncle 2 buo arun grounds roil 1 I me buy ilia property bio ale bou bo n landlord anda unil bo 0 8 hot allot in the iha back 1 share theres to II 11 be u n more landlords 1 I were delro nil all gain I 1 to a lio 0 punch A III lingby ight little follow it 11 con vorea or tion Lf luteen teen older re copla pilo in regard to the condition of a u ruse tire lire placed ilia hta hand over the register and knowingly remarked tint that Th there rias only cold boat coming up tit there now hiilei its journal rf health says 11 many persons drink ordinarily so MB little water as Bible and none tit lit all lit it meal times be cantio they suppose that water waler dilutes the gastric juice moo ohl ob been lying to you they dont like it all floston Boston post men ollon often jump at conclusions conola buys the proverb yo so do dogs doga wo we saw bucu u dog jump jamp at tho the conclusion of 0 a cat which was wan sticking itic liing through ilia opening of a partly closed door and it rundo made more thin than a church scandal oshkosh advance Ad vanco LIVELY lium Nril villager loger akcel they tell fell me ma that in yer ither parish ye ment bent oyer a yer folks to ileen sermon bermon pastor gablor well john they ruay nitty may bay us on they like but lot ina BO toll tell yo a never dover got it chance to kiep keep their con wide tor for they were A Ble before a opened ma inn mott mon jady the iho prohibitory candidate tor for governor in in wisconsin two years ago was in the racine county jail for drunken ness MM the other day it ia fit stated we have tried to get at tho moral ot of this story aud and all wo we can caa figuro out ont of it is dont run ran se as a prohibitory candidate for governor lo vernor I 1 boston post poat A well known publio public character lind had just passed through the initiatory ceremonies of a secret society anti and while tho the sublime Bob linie moral and grau dour of tho the flummery flam mery wore fresh upon him biffl a friend whispered in lna his ear 11 abby I 1 say you yon are ua its big biff a tool fool it HB any ot of us now int aint you 1 I boston transcript 11 I 1 just went out to seo sea a friend for a moment remarked jonca to LIB his wife tile tho other everl evening irig as he returned tu to hia bin seat bout at the tleater indeed replied mrs biro jones with laroa etlo sur our prime I 1 supposed eed from tile the odor of your breath that you lad hail boon out to sea fee your worst onomy jones winced ini etl bonton post A city merchant the philadelphia ledger tolla tells the luo story who hall had formerly been it a cl 0 t u country town vai I 1 in n the babit of u making annual visits to his bill native place out on one ol of these he missed it a minister who mho bud preached thoro there for or many baoy years und and on slaking for him sue one ol of the deacons eaid bald oh ob you mean mr chancel we no resignation lost last lall fall captain aum a 3 jamous plate chief was waa told by a nevada man recently that the iron boree tra trav elud velea all the time anti and mo te neither hay nor barley field bald the chief in reply 11 what matter you bout bont that spose ho he no eat urn um no hay he drink leap heap water oat eat um nm wagon load wood before rony you turn tarn him out shoso yon want to ride go ketchum ketch nm who caid baia bout injun want um railroad dadum railroad I 1 A gentleman in the now new york swamp met a rather 11 uncertain acquaintance the other day arlien lien the latter said BAIA ii IM a little short abort and would like to ask yon a conundrum in mental arithmetic 11 proceed observed the gentleman 11 well said the 11 short in man an suppose you had 10 in your PC pocket 0 ciet anti and I 1 should ask you for or 85 5 how much would woold remain t ten dollars 0 was the tea prompt m pt answer shoe anil and leather op porter 0 arter 1 I assure you Fent gentlemen ent lemen lemon said the convict upon entering the prison 11 that the place has sought me and not I 1 the place my own affairs really demanded wll all my timo time and attention and I 1 may truly stay say that my selection to ull fill this tion was an entire surprise lind position iosi 1 my own interests I 1 should have peremptorily declined to serve but as I 1 am in the bands banda of my friends iri enda I 1 see no other course but to submit and ho he submitted