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Show AX I tuW!ii.l tvery WBDNKSDAT and JXTtRDAT, by Ui 0bi.i 1'uul.ufllsa Cyrsr. Charles YT. Penrose, IMtlor. and lhuinets Mitnuifer, oaii:x. utah. WEDNESDAY, a MARCH 11th. 1874. rmi:.rB:us ritlCJ !I T PECKSMI F Judge Hoar, of Massacboscttijjs the pink of propriety and the embodiment of decorous adherence to the usages of exalted statesmanship. On a late occasion in the House of Representatives he presented a picture of two modes of judicious legilation and two ways of winning popular favor. The one was to deal justly with all , . on" as required by ;the laws of lllmoi. of the roads in that State ante-bellu- l. ; , Stage .Accident. On vigilance is claimants. They sometimes have a difticuk task, however, in persuading an applicant that the letter he inquires fur is not for hi:;:, but for another individual of the same name. One of them had such a task not long since, when a daintily dressed and perfumed gentleman presented himself at the window aud asked for a letter advertised as remaining uncalled for aud addressed to "Edward for the monopolists is not Very favorable wherever the Grangers wield their power to advantage. The hardy yeomanry of the West, it would Dan-bur- the stage, burying it completely and killing one horse. Fortunately the driver, Mr. Dunnigirn, escaped, buta r from Miller's, who was on the seat with the driver, was caught in the apron and was buried alive, with some six feet of suow. linker City Unabl. stock-tende- IMPROVE YOUR STOCK Jackson." FOR SALE, THE THOROUGH-BREThe clerk soon found the missive inquired for, but after readitig the DUIUIAM IJULi., VORTEX, superscription, said iu a decided WITH rVLh l'EDIGKEE. D tone: "This letter is not for you, sir." 'Not for me ! isn't it for Edward Price S300sOO. APPLY TO A3IIXOir GREEX, West Weber Jaeksuu ?" 'Yes sir; but it isn't for you." "My name is Edward Jackson." don't doubt it sir; but, nevertheless, I am sure this letter is not for you. "How can you know that, sir: said the exquisite, now becoming in dignant (it is astouishing, by the way, on what slight provocation post- office callers let their angry passions use:) "If you don t give me that letter at once I'll report you to Mr. 'I y, i of Or, JOSEPH WRIGHT, OgJen. COAL! GRASS KAXYOX AND WASATCH COAL. l or Sals ut THE U. P. DErOT, James." e'erk, knowing that Mr. JAJIIESOX. James, while he would not counten GEOltGE ance impertinent SIcFarlnne' back, Onlern P. at Shoo Shup 'talking would bo sure to sustain him if he il'lb Slreet, ill receive jjrt)init attentiou. were in the right, coolly auswered: "1 can't give you the letter uuless 2TS. .M. Tettengillfic Uo., 10 State you answer the description iu the Street, Boston, 37 l'ark Rew, New York, and 701 Chestnut Street, Fliiladelpkia, "Isn't my name Edward Jackson, are our Agers lor procuring advertise-merit- s in theOc.DKN Junction for Boston, and isn't the letter addressed to and and autkorized to con. PhiUdeldliia, him? Don't I answer the descripfor tract eur lowest rates. adrertisingat tion?" tf "Yes sir, so far. But that isn't enough. The letter (reading from the address) is for Edward Jackson, colored, cook on the schooner "Dirty Jane." If you answer to that description, here's your letter." But Mr. Jackson didn't take it, and vanished leaving behind him the odor of Jocky Club perfume and muttering maledictions on the custom of advertising letters and on the head T3ffl are fira a T&m of the culinary artist of the gallant "Dirty Jane." Ar. Y. Commercial Advertiser. The , lt-f-t ." . 9 Years JLg wmiwm. - Chinese Encyclopaedia. They have a little book in China which we are thinking of translating. It is entitled Koo Tswen Choo, and it is the natural encyclopredia. It consists of 100,000 volumes. AVe want to get out a pocket edition which will da for a holiday present. It will be a nice thing to send around to a friend, and by tho dray-loa- d will furnish much amusement and .instruction during tho loug winter A man, indeed, may evenings. spend more than one evening over it, for the preface alone fills one hundred and ninety-fou- r volumes, and of the into don't the thick you get rcaeh leforo the seventy-fiv- e story you thousandth volume. It is a pleasant book for critics to review. They usually go crazy when they h are about of the way ' ' through. Peck-snitlB- . At the window for the delivery of s" m e , 4 last Saturday as the N. y Co. 's coavh was passing tl1(l advertised letters special Stage will be forced into insolvency. Many clerks first to grade below Weatherby's station requisite on the part of the of adver- on Burnt river, a tremendous slide of them cannot now borrow money guard against the delivery mistaken came down the mountain and struck and unlawful tised letters to enough to pay interest. The outlook six-tenth- seem, have given tip abstractions and subjects, never to break public faith, resorted to tangible and practical even with chartered institutions, and measures. Some years ago in to let the beneficent influence of law days, when the barren field of sensa- smile upon the just and unjust. The Klenling the Livery of tionalism gave lcswBcopo for startling other way Was to cater to the pasHeaven. revelations than now, the country sions of the populace aud in the spirit From tbe Toughkeepsle News. was agitated by the discovery of u of a demagogue exclaim, "Lo I am On Thursday afternoon Abram Uouibon of direct royal lineage living the only friend of justice, I am the Dates, a farmer liviug era the Salt in some obscure hamlet of Iowa. only friend of the people." Iconoclasts, however, ruthlessly deThe rhetoric of Judge Hoar may 1'oint road, while standing iu front of stroyed the images which were form- not have been at fault, but his elo- the grocery store of John McLean in this city, was accosted by a strang ed by the republican admirers of quence was evidently an attempt to who gave his name as Stevens, er, royalty and geulle Lloyd, and Eleazer conceal malpractices of which he is and claimed to be a. resident of William, the pretender to the throne not guiltless. 'He would not stand in Conn. He told Mr Dates he of France by "divine right," wa.s the moat enviable in his was want of a farm, aud iuquired purlight, if bo and whether Kleazer blunt there were any for sale in plain proved to poses were fathomed to their depths. Mr. J), gave him his neighborhood. and nothing else. All the Bourbon-i.u- As thy retained attorney of one of what information he could, and durwhich was contained in his or- the most powerful and exacting cor- ing the conversation the stranger Bour-bonganization was the simon-purporations of the United States, he is mentioned tho name of Almansen Old Kentucky, and that was not entitled to the rare privilege of Irish and several others in that neighabout as near to the genuine article borhood, asking particularly about moralizing among those who share the quality of the land, the character that he ever approached. Tho with him the right of shaping legis- of the property, etc., ending by askwas oi short duration, but lation. Is it consistent for even so Mr. Dates to let him ride out as ing it had its uses. immaculate an individual as Judge far as Mr. Irish's. Mr. D. consented, In this country we have mow be- Hoar to indulge in spasmodic theses and the two started off. On the way come familiarized with 'the presence on public virtue, while he is the paid they passed a place where some cakes of ice had falleu from a load, and the of royal pcraanagas.. ,We havo had servant of a railroad company ? Let horse being samewhat frightened iu the last decade or wore several him apply to his advantage the work- thereat, his owner made some emreal princes visiting our ehores. Be- ings of the law which prevails in the phatic remarks about the earelessuess sides many crownlcss kings who have British Parliament. A member of of men who would thus obstruct the The stranger thereupon been robbed of their heritage by the the House of Commons is deprived highway. reproved him for speaking thus, tellduring master etroko of Bismarck, of the right to vote on any subject ing him how shocked he was to hear who swept away petty kingdoms, in which he may have a director in- any person swear. When the residence of Mr. Irish principalities and duchies with a sin- direct interest. Every vote cast by was reached, it being too late to view gle dash of his pen, have induced the him for or against a measure involv-in- g the farm that evening, Stevens conworld to lessen thc reverence wV.ieh the Interests and priviligcs of a cluded to stay over night with Mr. was wont to attach to sovereignty. corporation, is given in evidence Irish. it At the supper table the .Jeromo Bonaparte boast a of his birth against him as wrongfully availing stranger asked a blessinsr, and during of fu Maryland noil, ml, although now himself of tho posltipn' , which ho en- the evening introduced the subject inteland fluent and a religion, being iu the army of tho French Republic, joys, I o advance the claims of those ligent talker, quite interested 3Ir, ho claims this ax the spot arouud who are his employers, lis cannot Irisu and family. Conversation con ' which all his u flections cluster. ligations tinned until a late hour,- nud before djy'est himself of tho (Jencral Tolignac, sort ef Charles which ho owes to his patrons, and it retiring, Mr. Irih,'?who is an' elder in the Presbyterian church of Pleastha Tenth, J Uiiugunshed kinissett' is certainly not an exhibition of pub-li- e ant Valley aud has family worship morality to reprove others who do each evening, invited the duriug the, late war as a Confederate stranger to emoluments like the not, kiin, he did with This Yet enjoy fact his the (Jcneral. of pray. fervency high birth Uid uot gifc hint undue import- of place aad, power, and yet himself and eloquence, lie was subsequentS ly shown to his room up stairs and ance duriug the four years t'uat his as an exemplar of rigid virtue. tVo obnoxious and patroniz- bade, 'his host a warm good night.' blado was drawn for his?afoptetl Mr.' Irish slept djwn stairs,' and as land. w. But royalty does interest the ing reprover of Martin Chuzzlewit, usual both himself and his wife hung is not 'more dVapieuble than Pecksniff their 'gold watches against the wall, people, lor a prince does not belong one each side of the door. The farmto tho narrow limits in' which ho first tho, airy tnorallicr of the American er also hung, his pantaloons, iu the mw light of iday, but to the world House .of, Representatives. . pocket of which was his wallet conand to history. Any event connecttaining about tweuty dollars, iu the GllAXGlvItS AT H OICK. accustomed place. ed with the fortune of reigniug famiOn arising in the morning both lies, therefore has 'attractions which fluctuations The unand extreme the pantaloons and the watches were arc irresistible. ' "; ','",, steadiness in stocks affecting tho mar uillsing, and the host went to the A watchmaker, named Nauudorff, kets iu the : large ?monied -- centres of roonf of his 'guest to see if" he knew about them. The room was iu in the year 1831, the Holland, living couutry,are indications if an up- anything but the guest had departed. A there, preferred. a claim to bo grandson heaval which will impair the influ- search' til' the apartment resultc'd iu of Louis tho Seventeenth, the unfor- ence of railroad corporations. "We discovering Mr. Irish's empty pocket tunate n. of theiJl-fateLniw Six- conclude, 'that the (J rangers hvo byo.k on. tbe ilpor, and the pantaloons teenth, iio was fetter inown fit the Oeiscd5tofiWlulgo in KUo declimalio'nj near it. The "religious" mau had time as the Captive Prince, and was aud have thrown theories to the Contented himself with taking the watches and money, without disturbsupposed to Ipyq died jo childhood winds. Their power is beginning to ing anything else. ; There is, a youug in the lVisou of the TeuipVe. A assert itself. Legislation canuot be lady living in the family, who also suit for ejectment ' was brought shaped as conveniently as in other has a gold ' Watch, but as sho had against the Count do Chauibord. but I times, when every mcuibcr of Cou- - taken tho precaution to lock the was sa'e. Mr. after a'; protracted triif Ibefort-- , the gress was aid to have bill, jr Jus door, her time-piec- e Irish came to this city yesterday and civil Courts of Paris, the action was ptcket for the encouragement of some took steps toward getting; track of dismissed. The claimant about two wild scheme. A sharp resistance to the thief, offering a reward of 200 disfor his apprehension. declared he that had Mr. Johnson, the years ngo, payment of taxes is being forced. clerk tho of covered. Slime fresh evidence and iuir Should the taxes be Poughkcepsio, hotel, pressed for pay- states that a man answering the 'dehe which bslieved ment it will entail portaut papers, upon many large scription of Stevens, and of the same would establish his rights, and he was companies inevitable bankruptcy. name, perpetrated a robbery allowed nn appeal against tho former In Illinois the activity of the in Oswego some three years ago, and judgment., ,The triaj was concluded, (iraugeis. bus produced important re- was arrested and sent to tbe State prison, his term expiring last June. and the tiuhappy pretender's claims sults. ' Already a powerful company There is little doubt that this is. the were overruled by the Frtiuch Court has Bucutnbvd under the taxations same man, und also the one who re(f Appeals a few days ago. the and law, another, one cently victimized a Westchester imposed by the most of Nauudorff shared a powerful companies in county farmer iu liko manor. Fortunately better fate than poor Tichborne, who the "West, the Ohio and Mississippi, will seek an asylum 'in iho'penal set- is assessed at seven-pe'cent, on its A Troy sexton has disappeared tlement of Great Britain, while the gross earniugs. it is certain that in with 82,000 in pew rents. The conwatchmaker 'of royal 'blood will be the prehent condition of railroad par tribution boxes, being empty, were permitted to return to bis stoool. alysis, if the courts compel payment uot disturbed. ins-missa- The I'ostoIIlcc Window. the equalized rates of ossessmcnt At - h. d first hnoirn In America It Merit nrr wtll kuoti n out ihc liubituhlo MOll l.through It ilAft the oldest anil Ixt record of LinlmrHt In thouorld. From any the million, uptu millions of bottles nolU no complaint linn ever reached us, uiid as u licuUug und PAIN SUBDUING LINIMENT ... . IT HAS XO EQUAL. It nni-- e iu rreotsinendcd with cnNot!P.il1 sTOr U caces of iuto,iituic(,llnrnn, Sjprxicfi Hr4 UheHmatism. Biteh. Joints, i rozen fttt. Kara. kc, kc. mon; mi pereow. ana fop sprains. 1'oundnrs. Kingbone. Scratches Wind-CallPoll-Kvi- tai s. l. . Spavins. SpriiiKhalt. Kaddle.Col-la- r and Ha mesa Ga.l ; ttUo disouios or the Ey Eur la Hoof-aie- lIorses,MiicsorCaitlc; one-fourt- An Amorous Chinee. At the settlement of Unalaska,one of the Aleutian islands, lives a Chitrot auo ' ., Cr.t, ' I.an naman, employed in the kitchen of a Curs SraraTErra,' EVem-.t'rVack.Kilt Klitun. J'u :i'jii! IUtt.-n- 1 sternal white family, who recently believed lioneautl Maeclo AifcittoiiN .soro JC.ppl, ic. that his personal" attractions and ce- and may beiietlv tirmod llm vuvncuiior all -. . . lestial origin gave him resistless inEXTERNAL WOUNDS. ' gress to the feminine heart. Actin" thli T.rn!incitt dM I Hcmc-.iWyen r. pro on this belief he proceeded to pay not pT'"li uj In n diij-orCiUCiOCTKF. XOSTAU&t'l'KAMJVSATIilULCrBtJ who maiden to an Indian had court CLAIMED J. .Mrl'.Vcol! I.1N- ISI of over havi MK5TS. we Iir.t t!;o attracted his attention by her beauty thlt'tT of tt t t n mnnt sub" yearn rvauttn.Khl L ivuaifcta-.- : of ...tuc or her wit, or both. The result was c tu th 3i the Liuiiaont ib r.ot ti anything but flattering to the gentleman from the Flowery Iand. Not only was he most contemptuously refused and spurned, but, to enforce her disdain the fair Alaskan drew a I.ii!iiiK-ii- t or c'ainiji):: ..f. a.i;r. p L ' pistol, placed it at his cheek, and They :ira e cLctiiuJ s, biased away. The hole made by the tnd pet EOtLia bat bullet gave to the Mongolian the aph pearance of having run against a The bullet was extractw '-- tirxoa-S- '. s asd Couhi'3 auger. Kir ed from the debris of a ruined set of teeth, and in a few days John was 25c, CCc. ar--d 01 rcr Dottlo. able to' resume walk a caddor lmfv cf DoTTtr., Sttle, Ac. Koci wiser niau. UYQU MPG. CO f. a JsEW-lOt- N A a". 1 l IcReywiilbMaR; oix-it-- j two-inc- r 2iim ' pv v 1 tA Lirisei |
