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Show r 9 TAGE TWO THE SECTION TWO. HERALD-JOURNA- UTAH. LOGAN, L. FRIDAY. APRIL 8. 1932. 'OUT GUR.WAy, The Herald A By Williams Sitting Atop the World - Journal WITH JIM MARSHALL Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Ever; Week-d- Afternoon a; Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Ccntor as second-clas- s street, Ltgah, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., and entered 1879. Subscripmatter at the postnlfire, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, tion price In Cache Valley by mail, 2 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a mail $5 00 the year. year in advance or 4'if the month. Outside Cache Valley, by Francisco office, 523 Gilman, Nlcoli & Rutbmau, Special Representatives San Market St; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York Office, 19 VV. 44to 8t.; Boston office, 18 Ticmont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. the truth but he sort of got out a request to the assembled heathen who showed a disposition to back up Ike and th' request was that he be allowed a short prayer before the obsequies which was granted and so the reverend walked slowly down the aisle praying "Oh, Lord! Forgive thy servant for those five men he slew in anger with his bare hands in Bonners Ferry in 1905 'And oh, Lord! overlook the the slaughter of the three renegades despatched with an ax in Ely, Nev., th following year . . . "If it's possible. Oh, Lord send down forgiveness to me for twistin' th' necks of them two unregenerate pagans at that testimony meeting at Billings, Mont., in 1925 and wipe out the red stuin on me on account of that affair at Wardner, Idaho whciy m my holy zeal I run 14 boo Cl town outa leaving leggers dead in th hall .. And by this time the reverend was at the church door and passed through unscatched AND LISTEN: A lot of people have the knack of talking themselves into trouble but its darn few have the genius to talk themselves out. ' yt'icK Neithor this newspaper, nor nay of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, real estate promotion or other private directly or Indirectly, with any political party, public utility, to disinterested public service. business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely Probably it's an old story but we always got a laugh out of the yarn about the evangelist who blew into Yates, Idaho some years ago and started telling of the from the bad men by name pulpit Yates which was a lumber town had her share of the tough hombres in those days but this preacher who was named the Rev. Honorus Benson didut geem and was all buoyto give a darn ed up with spirituality as well. One evening tne reverend took s it upon himself to bawl out Ike" Broderick whose hands were like bams and who made pets of wildcats and bit the necks off bis Ukker bottles e drinker Ike was an into his who shoved fine-ca whisky before drinking it man, by th' livin ! . as Jim jumpin' jehosopbat Steven would say and just aa hi reverend critic subject Ike got well into hi marched up the aisle and sat rr " , , down. The reverend sort of trailed off and Her arose in his majesWHILE IN SALT LAKE Was you refer-n- n ty and asked and the t' me, Reverend?" visit reverend allowed he was because he wouldn't lie about it Parti llcber iik tons So Ike hitches up hi stagged pants and takes a drink and Utah Oil Refining Co. allows he's going to carve and Station mutilate the reverend a bit "There aint been any trouble 5th South and Main Street in this camp f'r years" he said and there ain't gonna be any Cottle was assisted by her moth- given by the Ladies Aide society Salt Lake City, Utah betand so. Reverend, you'd er in receiving. at the home of Mrs. Robert Poage. now to ter prepare to say Howdy-d- o ial the hereafter . . ." 8 iiTd ing at Bear Lake for several days. ternoon, The reverend was pretty white by lpncneun.,, The Boo Mahe club held a prettily appointed no hostess bridge party at the homa of Mrs. Ruth Kinny Thursday evening. A delectable repast was served at eight o'clock and the remainder of the was enjoyed evening playing Lavinia Mona Cutler, bridge. Noreen Warr, Sara Chatterton, Ralltson and Emma McCline won prizes. Mrs. Jessie Nielsen was tne gracious hostess for the Arnica club members and Mrs. Boyd Madsen and Lucille Condie. Following an attractive and delieious supper the time was pleasantly spent playing bridge. Honors were presented to Mrs. Joe Coll and Miss Condie. Miss Viola Chapnuui visited t datives In Pocatello, Idaho, over the Cul-tu- WE CANT CURB GREED, BUT fou' Although decisively beaten, general sales tax cates keep up their wailing, (leiioumnig congressmen who voted to supertax huge incomes as bolshevists and asserting that such taxation destroys individual initiative. "If, they say, you confiscate half of all incomes of more than a million dollais a year nobody will have any desire to make a million a year! Well, isnt that dreadful? ' Why anyone should make a million a .tear is more than we know. No man can possibly spend it usefully; no man can possibly suffer any haidship whatever by having half of it taken away from him and distributed among his needy jjt is a cinch that as long as 5000 men make a million a year apiece, so long will 50 million Americans have to get along with less than they really need to live decently. ' Since we cannot cuib human greed, we must do the next best thing: Take away the results of that greed and distribute it among the despoiled. If that is socialistic, all right. If it is radical, well and good. The main thing is it is practical, and it advo- or Humor llnmlj, fulks! Congress is planning to place a tax on lubricating oil. 'lids will work on local great hardship sheiks use have been In the habit of using if as hair oH. They nmy even have to go back to using the nil from Sardine tins. a The pioposed lax on lubricating oil will have one beneficial result however. It will slop tea room pro- prietors from mixing it with chalk and serving it as fiayounaisc. MUD HOLLOW NEWS , Cy Heekle berry, loeal agent for brand of automobile, Jacks, cleaned up big The winter. this so mud thick an farms was this pn ship, the town- farm- ers had to Jack up the rows be- fellow-American- iij old-tim- five-bott- ... 1 s. just. The sales tax would take from those who have not and give to those who have. Supertaxese on swollen incomes attempt to do the opjiosite and that is why the people who have complain so loudly. Wealth MUST be leveled off if this nation is to survive and thats all there is to it. fore they could faring attractive new course for be milked. ( sold om stock, and made so much money postgraduates. he now wears a clean celluloid ABIGAIL collar every week. CongratulaAI'ELEISAICE tions, Cy! SEZ: A few week Sign in a fish market: "If It after th elopeSwims, We Have It." But it seems they are Just out ment, Mi impetuous bridegroom of bathing beauties. begin to wooder what all th rush LOCAL NEW'8 was about, Divorned are Mr. And Mrs. Mounts; She started twenty Li'l Gee Gee's sweetie calls her , Charge accounts! Dauntlese, because she is always , saying: "Oh. Dauntless, do this" Archaeologists in Egypt have and Dauntless, do that. discovered - that farmer needed relief 4,000 years ago. POME TOK TOUR Jf, they'll be patient, they'll get A8HCAN It yet. A certain ygang lady named Ho, ; de Milo; The School of Experience is Had a form like Venus But she drank, so I hoar, crowded because it is always of- Great goblet of beer Now her waistline resembles a PRESTON Attractive was the bridge luncheon given by Mrs. Joe Malm-ber- g for the Golden Hour club. The games were played at three tables. Mrs. Mona Chattcrton was score winner. The token was drawn by Mrs. G. W. States. Red tulips formed brilliant centers for the table at which luncheon was served Besides club members, places were marked for Mrs. Jesse Packard, Mrs. Chattcrton and Mrs. W. J Fryer. THe party sponsored by the M all-c- ut men and Gleaner girls of the Sixth ward for their partners and members of the bishopric was a gala affair. Sixty participated in games and dancing, followed by dainty refreshments. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Poage were called to Longmont, Colo., Saturday because of the serious illness of Mrs. Poase's mother Mr. and Mrs. Charles Cutler of Rexburg, Idaho, have been recent visitors here. ' Mf. and Mrs. Hugh McCarrol are proud parents of a son born Aoril 4. Night Marshall and Mrs. Frank Merrill are the grandparents of the child. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Sanford entertained at dinner Saturday evening for Mr. and Mrs. Lynn Smith. The tabic was beautiful with daffodils and foliage. Eighty guests viewed the beautiful trousseau displayed by Miss Fonda Cottle, a bride of the week, at a tea given at the Cottle home Saturday. Spring flowers added radiance to the rooms. The serving table was lovely with orange blossoms and pink tapers in gold holders. Miss Margaret Bodily and Miss Bertha Hadley poured. Eigie Allen and Clara Dean Hawkes presided in ' the trousseau room' End Miss , V.V.VbV.VbV.VbVbVbV.V.V.VVbVbVhJW, 5 - week-en- Mrs. George T. Ben ion is home again and recovering nicely from a major operation performed sometime ago in Salt Lake City. A. B. Larsen is spending a few weeks in Salt Lake City on business. Mr. and Mrs. Lynn Smith have moved to Buhl, Idaho, to make their home. Mrs. Smith was the motif for a delightful handkerchief shower alio. A, CEIYOYAE. BLUE GACCIAtlC A clear white finer the priced a OLD PAINTER Betimes up, and hearken to the miserle of my guidwyfe, she JOtter that she hath had no mw gown since that At SwP thin'a Dnie, and doth pessesa no monies with which to buy one; but I do retort: You paid the dental hbat .U -- hMir- tO fill IOUT of your teeth. Host do you expect nte to give you monies, when you sguandeo M shillings like that, Just tor . your own selfish pleasure" And Lord! Dane Humor mighty wroth, and doth call me "Master llnchpenny and Squire ." but I do retort "Many a Muckle Makes a Mickle," Irnnv Wise. Pound foolish" and other brave saws, and would havr said more, hut the vixen did threaten to hurl a flatiron at my head, a pox on such a AT Utah Oil Refining Stations Co. your own garden-an- '' C , watching it d r ry''1 .V grow. Tit is the same with dollar i 1 . planted in your savings account at fire-bran- Another thing this country needs is toucher shoe strings. . No artificial j this bank. If Honestly earned by your coloring used. J " f, ' . X . own efforts and placed here, they Special rr Saturday , j . t soon return a good profit in interest, ye - Ladies and Misses compounded ' Fancy Knit Blouses semi-annuall- J . JW y. , ' h suggest that you planf aarly and Color and Size for Each Individual SUPPLIES THESE PRICES 1 jLli I NT 60C QUART 1f GALLON 5300 Roof Paint W have added the est thing in for roofs water-proofin- Johnsons Paste Wax Logan Garment Co. 4V 39 West 1st North - Of THI FIRST SECURITY CORPORATION SYSTEM HBMBSK . fekift fa This is a pure asphaltum paint ir. black only No tar. Asphaltum is better tASGKST INTIKlf OUNTAHI BANKING ORGANIZATION Hope Tacks 1.10 ' - 69c CO a V 01 85c Needs no polishing Dries in 19 minutes. $ 2b" for Porcelain Tubes, each... Double Sockets Ivory color-Eac- h oa Goth Finest Quality Oilcloth in a variety of the nicest patterns. See them before you buy Yard The Plant Food For Ivawns and Gardens! HERE IS THE PLACE TO BUY! We Sell Genuine Cunningham Tubes No. CX326 Was $1.25 . No. C327 Was $2.00 . CX371A Was $1.75 .. CX380 Was $1.75 v Satisfaction and Service Our. IfctttB 7 4 ' 23c 5 We Sell Vigoro Radio Tubes Cheaper , . v. lb Johnson's Liquid Wax Pint ........ 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PRUNING SHEARS Very 1 , in all sizes and Shapes I UI AXES We feat tne Plumb Axes Tl)e best steel ax. - Holds its aWM edge and stands the gaff ' eoin-pUin- oline with "just" enough blue coloring to protect you from substitution. No gasoline can lie obtained at FILES PLIERS Abigail Applesauce says she can remember 'way back whon a woman had one wedding and a lot of babies instead of a lot of weddings and no babies. i gas- Reliable Tools That Will Give Good Sen ice - -- 4- PLUMBING SUPPLIES . TOOLS Poultry Fence Strap Hinges 80c 1.00 Locks 90c Hasps Shelf Brackets 1.00 b" IJ I |