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Show V I. CHAMPION . TELLS TWO YARNS, riah Stories They Are Mighty Hard to Beat. After supper I Joined the caucus out on the gallery of the hotel, and tfc"re, friends, citizens, and fellow .irmen. I met up with the great-- . duaddy. the genuine, original of aii the fish yarners In the world. He was a small old man with a white beard and a serious demeanor, and he spoke in a low, even, flute-tone-d voice that never quavered. 1 cannot give all the tale? he told out there, but I can give a' couple of samples. Said he: "Up at my place a short spell ago tho.boys and me cut down a big tree. ffer It ft-- we set down a mite to rest on the trunk, and I hear something making a noise Inside. 'Boys,' sez 1, 'ain't this tree hol. ler? No, aez they, It's sound and solid. Then I bear the fuss inside again. I irrabbed an ax. and, see I. as I went to rhoppin': There's something inside this to know what here, and I'm If Is.' "By Ned: There was a holler d place inside, and in. there was, a catfish whal I'd been bearin' flappln! Howd that fish get in there? asked a listener. "Havent got any Idea how he did les n the tree growed around him, which 1 reckon it had, some time or other. For a second sample the old man furnished the following: "There was a terrible big fish, said he, "what used to come up the Osage before the war, and we got to hearin so much about it that a passel of us fellers set in to catch him. .We got 200 feet of Inch and a half rope, had the blacksmith weld us a big hook, and we put on. a whole dog for bait We set our line, and soon, sure enough, the fish swallered the dog, hook and all, and the hook bung. We couldn't nigh pull him out, though there was ten of uh, bo we hitched on two yoke of oxen, and after a hard struggle we managed to drag that fish out on the bank. He was nine foot between the eyes, and his eyes sot closer together than they ought to set in a fish of that size. Kansas .City Star. Ths Woman Acroaa the tea. ALEXANDER McM ASTER, Bong from ths Persian. id ara thuy who know not leva, Bui far from pussUiaa tears and mllra. Drift down a moonless aea. beyond The ellvrry coasts of fairy Isles. Ah! her lips wei red and her skin was browu. This woman across the sea: And her hair a (IIiimIiii. sabls crown. This woman arrusa ths sea; And aha loved a man, ays. aha lovad a And ladder they whose lonalns man. kiss empty air. and never touchlips As only a true Meatlaa can. The dear warm muutb of those they But the frown of fato was on her plan. leva This woman s cross the sea. Walling, wuellns, suffering much. O. the days were long that ha called her Rut dear ae amber, fine aa musk. sweet. who. pi lir This woman across the aaa: .li lifehandto ihoae In hand front dawn to dusk. And she loved the dost at his very feet. Move Each morning nearer Paradise. This aroman acroaa the aea: For his akin was fair and hla ayea wars Oh. not for them shall angels pray I Tliey stand In everlasting light. And They wnlk In Allah's smile by day. WAjT, And a'.'jmber in His heart nhrhL And told her tales, as soldiers may, -- Thomas Bailey Aldrich In tbebyReader Tiiia woman across ths sea.Notices-- fHMlfiM Iimi LAWYERS , 1 NOTICE TO GNhDITONB. UTAH. - Is he Botirr of the doroaied. . lut MCrMlIt.ir. nt OOUBT, id AHD VIS BTATI OF Omrar, Kop-den- tkdil n will pwM Iho uadan.gDad ol with vow bnw to Jul-- S t, D-- o ! Xi w building. Sail lkv Clip. Lull, os 1 botora Iho SMb uojr uf Vsbraorj, A. U 1W. Abtbob S. Ob via, AdnlaMralur ill lbs arista ut Moaicau tftovar, WANTED TO BE SURE. nine-poun- JUDICIAL Sweethearts Little Trick to Test Her Suite 01-3- -5 Ogdan Railway. NI H U H I l H HI 4 I HUm-H-hH- f H Mri-H -- 4 H1--M-H CHAFES REHT TEACHER OF MUSIC. CaaiAwe, Heraeher W, Moflors. Kent 6 DooUy, or Dunlop A Soot, or oblchorar 000 of pea A jo 10 a. ui., 4:30 and 6:30 p. in. Extra trainaat 11 a. in. and 1:30 p.m. ?Z$SSC$SGittS$S$C$S$$$i2SStSS&&$S$S&OeeCSSSCSSG$SGSSCC9iSOee&9CCSCOtt. on Sundays and Uoiiriaie. WHITE'S DRE80ED MEAT OO. (Incorporated) t WE ARE BUYERS OF FAT CATTLE. Get in the Swim . 366 North Booond Want UTAH BALT LAKE CITY, SANITARIUM J E. ROBINSON COAL Alma-Tadem- 4 4 San Pedro Los Angeles 8. & SaltfLaAe and Silvku City, also Mining Din- tuxcts or Ofhix, Faiefifld, Mnacua, Black Rock, Milfoed and Faisco in Utah, and the Piochb, DkLamae and Cal, fintk Mining Disteicts in Nevada. Tho soaptsttoa of tha onBaacUae link batwaaa Csllsot, Nevada aad Dsggsrt, Oslltornls wUI apaa one af tha tilunt andavalopad mining diabrtata la tbe weak Fall tatOrmaUea rasudlas trail aarvlea, ataga aoaaaatlan to latartor wyi, aw., cbaertully glvao by any agent of TNI BALT LAKI BOUTS, or oddraw. J. L. MOORE Diet. Past. Agt, B. W. GILLRTT, ' Gcal. Peea. Agti C. PECK, Aeet. Gcnl. Eaaet, AgL T- - 1 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. heretostay SUL TS, n JWi' - u. pro-tab- HISTORY Calls to Salt bake from Boanli-fa- ir Centerville, and Farmington lO CENTS From Bountiful, Centerville and Farmington to Ogden A 1 S CENTS From 'iKaysville to Salt bake - IS CENTS From laysville to Ogden CENTS IS EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER AbfDA HARDY. Put on Tan at Seaahore. The New York Browning society takes its outing at Manhattan Beach this summer. Its chief purpose la to enable lta members to get aa aunburnt This develops intense rivalry In the degree of tan that each takes on. The study of the 4poet Is strictly confined to the physical, aa none of hla works are permitted to be opened during the sessions. ; aa possible. Landscape aid 1ST. J Porbraifc PI)oto- - jcky rapr Out of door work n Spedaltjr. PorBertillcne Book on Drink. trait! made on doudy days aa well Dr. Jacques Bertlllon. the famous chief ' of the statistical bureau of aa on dear days. Call and see our Paris, has written's volume entitled our sample. Prices low ; good work, Alcoholism and the Way to Fight It Drink, he declares, Is likely to promptness known. prove the ruin of the French race unless something la done to overcome UTAH BOUNTIFUL, the habit. i i TINTIC MINING D7S7 RICT Comfbisimo Eouuka, Mammoth nrgus is not an experiment; it is "Um-m-m-m-- R r rsaeee Through the Famoae ; Ben Telephone I t John H. White, Manager. Telephone 1047k I a SHEEP AND HOGS. HOUSE NBW HOTEL Torpid Fish Spread Disease. Several persons In South Minneapolis hare been 111, and some critically, by eating fish that have been scooped out of the Mississippi river in enormous quantities by small boys. It Is believed that the fish have been poisoned by gas waste that has been carried into the river. The boys who caught the fish tell a strange story. Down between the two government dams, they say,' at the Only approach to the river in that neighborhood, they aw fish floating near the surface of the water. Wading In, they were able to pick up the fish at will, throwing them on the bank. The fish were alive, hut seemed to be In a torpid state. Tubs and express wagons were load ed with fish of every slxe and description known to river fishermen. Min nenpolis Tribune. ISwl that Noe Whoo As Boom Bloara gala." Door Sir: I bars braid pow aloe Iho abovo btaattM aad altarllng soup ravanl Saw doiios tha waak at Time Table in effect Sept. 6, 1904. Thr Haywarkri," and hara takaa a anal bar nt friends, ladiaa and gonHaoiaa, naiad aad rawpalaat to Judv at what la aaglog olyiw, raathod, pbroolag, ala., aod all aa( (oar naduriag of lha rowg rafarrwd la a OH EAT MUSICAL TKEAT. 1 ham hrard vary away alBgara la ray llaw. ballad UN, upar-au- c of a'l grades. aod anpmfra.Kwiai, aad hara raraly btaa affaatad ao annairala stars, Leave Salt Lake 6:50 and 9 a. tn 3 50 ptaaaanlli aa wkm baa ring yna mag. rnfralnnal Whan Iho Hnaaa bloom Again." aaa I aod lock y iura truly, urususrtty, and 5 p. m. latilug yno goud JAkVIB SLUMS. Leave Farmington and Lagoon 7:50 and 536 Constitution Building, SALT LAKI CITY, UTAH. Managerial Ability. A. D. PIERSON, GcnT Pam. Aft. Womens ways are Inscrutable, and and Mayoocs, Tms B. . BEAN.Bxcuraion AgL Alturaeya tor AdmlBlstraUr. they do a great many tblnga tbat Dam of Im pa bUeolloa Oot St, a. D. Mi Office 161 Main Street to teem to be utterly without point men. but it baa been my experience that time shows they bad a pretty toI reason for the queer tricks they played us. said E. A. Cobbs of Montreal, Canada. The only place In Farmington For Instance," he continued, "my wife has an angelic disposition. She where the travelling man stops. AT THE lias always had that disposition, and FARMINGTON UTAH. it was one of the many things that attracted me to her. After we became engaged, fiowever, on several occasions she did things which seamed . . TWO Immense Swimming Pods to me to be utterly inexcusable. Ive Abstracter of Title got something of a temper, and TUB BATHS and PRIVATE and Conveyancer. would get pretty hot, but every time PLUNGES. the little trouble passed off she havLicensed Abstractor of Devil Connty. Natural Hot Sulphur Water. ing gained her point, however. This sort of thing happened several times, NOTARY PUBLIC. (TURKISH BATHS OUR SPE-tut we were finally married. Office np stairs, Farmington C. AM. Bid Mtf After the ceremony she never FARMINGTON, UTAH. Bat gave any symptoms of Inconsistency, 1'he tut was always aa sweet and amiable low ae she could be. One day I asked her Mrps why she had done these things during our eng gement and If she had 52-5- 4 W. 3RD SO. ST. done them merely to make mo angry. waa her dear I Salt Lake City, Utah did, my Certainly I am a prudent Midwinter Salad From Japan, . surprising reply. One of the products of Japanese woman and merely wanted to make ferns which may become popular and cure I could manage you when you SALT LAKE CITY 8 lta cultivation profitable among tbe were mad." nations of the Weat, is moyasbl udo, X5he a remarkable salad plant, which la Buildings of Ancient Greece. DON PORTER crisper than celery, possesses the com' At the recent unveiling of a mural blned flavor of pineapple and young lettuce, le devoid of fibers and cornea tablet to the memory of the late Mr. Into outdoor maturity in midwinter. F. C. Penrose, F. R. 8., In the crypt o . It is predicted by American scientific St. Panla Cathedral, London, Sir I a remarked that Mr. Penagriculturists who hare been lu Japan and noted the flavor, popularity and roses accurate measurements revealed .growing habits of the udo plant, that how far the Creeks had gone beyond Jit Is destined to become aa famous tjie use of the straight line Into Have made arrangements of the hidden curve. He 'and aa important a table delicacy, in whereby I can furnish and deliver Not and Lump coal Europe and America as, asparagus or showed, bw instance, that the lines of the base of the Parthenon were eelery. promptly. Give me a trial order. I will endeavor to The udo plant has been .grown . In curved in Order to, appear straight, pleaae yon. Phone xfr-the United States purely as a rare or-- . and: that 'columna on tha same plane in else different were made order la to was as it namental, .pot supposed E. L WILLEY. ribc edible. Now that, it Is, known to to create a moreofperfect and harmoni"Tha twin Sood" gagat OSWaaBdTwd, was It ous uniformity. . . impression possess a value which promisee to directed who the Mr. Penrose Utah . strengthasBountifui, with honorable give it an place after the earthparagus and similar dishes, its culti ening of the Parthenon ration by American truck farmers, quake of 1394. It Is le. may prove decidedly to be remembered tbit wbst gives the . Log Pirates at Work. udo distinctive value is tbat It maWisconsin and Minnesota Officers in tures In the winter time. When servn gang of log to ed udo salad is as white as 'show.' and are trying arecapture opwho successfully very thlaves Booklovers' like silk. lustrous Magaon the upper Mississippi, takerating zine. ing the very best logs from rafts, evta when guarded by electric searchllgtits and armed men. A gang was detected Lost Treasure. "Whata the matter?" demanded the taking logs from n valuable raft tied from La Crosse. van, stopping to look at two little up across. the river thieves are that they the Bo expert were diligently searching hoys who succeeded In getting s good string of the sidewalk. This work is now being published Lost it, mumbled one of the boys, logs. The gang has a fine launch by The Deseret News in s series with which the logs are taken up Into 'without 'looking up. of magnificent volumes, in com now The gang "Ah, said the man.' with interest, some little bay by day.plete formwith an Introduction and dropped on his knees. Ho rooted busy uesr La Crosse- le only one of to each Vume and numerous of who crowds several log.prates about a while and looked up. notes which render it still moan have successfully operated" the Missis"What was It you lost?" he asked. WisconMilwaukee for valuable. Volumes I, II and XII of one years. tbs sippi replied sin. are now ready. youths. By this time half a dozen men. two FNIOBB more boys, and a dog had Joined In Candid - 1.60 per vol. Friend. a of Vaius Cloth, the search, and the crowd was begin' ' There Is nothing like a candid excitement Also thicken. the to alng jjalf doth, - 2.60 per vol. id an 0I4 army officer the grew, and the throng caused a street friend, morocco 2.60 per voL Half 1 waa young. I other day. When railway motorman to have nervous found such a one in Major Blank. Tha morocco Fall 4.00 per vol. frenzies and to take it out of his gong. bottom ms of for out dropped things loot At last the first seeker for the one time, and I vowed in my despera- DESERET HEWS BOOK STORE grabbed the boy who seemed most tion to commit aulcide. The major feeL on his him set and Interested me what waa up. asked SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. tell Here, you, he commanded, I am going to blow my brains us what's lost. Do you hear?- he I said. book tbe boy until he wept lean of out, " Can yon hit the ace of spades at hie 'eyes anger, and wiped them from ten yards? asked the major. with a dirty paw. I ' No, I said. "Lemma walled. he a 1 lost tent," said the Better my boy practice, alone, you stiff, will yiih? It's my cent, major. Better practice. If youre set not your'n. on hitting the brain. Why didnt you Then . the crowd quietly melted. decide to fire at a vital spot Dallas News. Washington Post. ROBINSON H-- "K LIMN ROAD Saft Lakg and Salt Laki City 6 S. Main St. Deseret News Building Pmr.lc la all SUl IMmi Court 0raaral oHoraoja tv liurtm Surat Oo. af How (ark. ad SKOO.MD DENTIST THOMAS AND Utah, or the Respective Sigueia for further information, . SOK THK COUNT! OT II DR. J. THOMAS Philip Majrood. MAYCOCK Consult County Clerk of Daria county, THR faMUMtllly, MathoalbabTl g. ' 1 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. - Prebeta end Guardianship l"M i7Tonnn.iT.ik SMm; rlm-wis- e. Ko priest rams there to hiaaa her iovo. This woman across the sea; true aa the aura above. gha thought himacroaa the sea; This woman waited long. But he went away and aha mother-sona hie child And crooned to And worked and tolled and thought no wrong. Thia woman acroaa tha aea; , ths man she loved forgot her name. This woman across the sea; F.irsct her lace, forgot her shame. across ths see: This worn For he mated with one of bis falr-fackind He's bound to her with ties that bind go he laughs at the one that ha left behind. This woman across ths ass. Hubert V. carr. in St. Paul Dispatch. I 4H-H-- H company- - - I e wm -- |