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Show Beaver County Monitor Has anyone noticed that Bonnie Hardy takes her AUGUST 2, 1996 _ SATURDAY NIGHTS at — role as a Che Anh grandmother very seriously? e@ August August August 9:00 Walt’s Joke These two ‘dudes’ were down in a well, cleaning it out. One said tc the other, “Hey, Dude, why are we down here working while the boss sits in the shade sipping a Coca- Cola?” . ' “I don’t know, Dude. Why don’t you go ask him?” So he climbed out of the well and asked the boss, “Why are you sitting in the shade while we are down there working?” “It’s a matter of intelligence,” the boss answered. “What do you mean, 1275.N. Main Phone (801) 882-2865 | tree. | “Hit my hand just as hard as | he had. Boss moved his band just in 77 you 801-387-2498 Milford UT} | ‘SOARING? Dude jumped around, “Golly, scrud, that. | “Do 413 S. Main FAX #(801) 882-2868 i Do Summer Expenses © mighty punch with ai! of the power 3° S.L # (801) 582-1006 , «, you can, Dude.” Dude wound upa | hurt. The Pub is a private club for members only GARY APPLEGATE (801) 882-5169 Tooele, Utah 84074 intelligence?” Dude asked. - Boss put his hand on the time to avoid the impact. _ P.O. Box 95 10th - PISTOL ROCK 17th - INFERNO | 24 - FASTEDDY | p.m. to 1:00 a.m. Temperature understand § _ intelligence now, Dude?” Dude went back down in the well, and his buddy asked, “ What did he say?” “He said it was intelligence.” “What's intelligence?” There was, of course, no tree down in the well.......so....Dude put his hand in front of his face and said to his buddy, “Take your shovel and hit my hand just as hard as you can.” It’s That Time Again Milford High School registration is scheduled for Thursday, August 15. Senior 9:00 A.M. - JUNIOTS..0 10:00 A.M. Sophomores........ 11:00 A.M. Freshmen............ 1:00 P.M. a 8th Grade ............ 2:00 P.M. 7th Grade............... 3:00 P.M. New students will need to bring their immunization Vacations e Car Expenses e Medical Bills _ Help for Friends or Relatives e Home Improvements _ New Furniture e Sports Equipment School Expenses You Name It! » records and transcripts from the previous school. — Registration for new students will continue on Friday, August 16. The school will send letters : : with monetary fee schedules to parents of all known students. If you do not receive contact the school. one, | Expenses can swell during the summer and if you can use extra cash, please call or stop in. Let us know how much you need, by give us a short time to complete the details and, upon approval, 2 the money will be waiting when you stop in. Don’t delay. We have money available and offer fast, friendly and confidential service. *, Southern Utah — Seren g Federal Credit Union e— Picking up candy at the) _ Pioneer Day parade was fun for av _ while, but a horseback ride with her big brother was more es to Rachel Wright's liking. 19?? eT Milford, Utah 84751 (801) 387-2422 OFFICES ALSO LOCATED IN ST. GEORGE, CEDAR CITY, HURRICANE. Jack & Gwen Ogden and Phyllis & Zeke Hickman spent July 4th in Delta. Their © granddaughter, Cheryl Ogden, was Miss Liberty. Can you guess the year? s ee reer MAR-663A° | |