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Show THE eitio-™ figures the wheel seems to be the greatest anti-tobaeconist ever placed Ppsat cts Wiel eee ae Cleanliness is next to godliness. This upon the market. — ARGUS, *k OK OF applies to bodies. Don’t ‘““bikes’” stare at a as well woman as to } ~ LAIRVOYANT because Morley Hassard challenged: Drab- she has the courage to dress sensibly. ble and Fenton of Ogden. to a race ‘of It’s ten. to one aman )wouldn’t dare three two-mile heats, and neither of as much. h . the gentlemen has taken him up. Don’t ride ‘without’ a flantern~ ‘at | Morley is just aching fora match and night. In faet, a great many wise should be able to find some fast man people say, don’t ride at all at night, who is not afraid of him. unless you are obliged to do so. * * * Don’t try to beat any records immeRepresentative Brastow has..been diately’ after~ a five-course dinner. notified that riders who take part in The undertakers will make your acthe trans-continental road race will be. quaintanee -soon’ enough ‘without liable to investigation for profession- being solicited. ) alism. - Unless our boys intend to declare themselves professionals they had better investigate. * <r enere John Watts, who rode the Prince of , Wales’ * recent A relay race from Salt.Lake, to Provo is being arranged for.a week from to-morrow. The relay will average seven miles, and none but Salt Lake riders will enter. Morley Hassard is the chief promoter. Persimmon English to victory in the -Derby, was .born, 1861; ~In- 1887. and in 1888 he his account... 1891, when he hesrode 110 winners, had 105:aecredited to His record year ‘was got home first in 114 races. © Watts: has now ridden PDS in TIPS.. — PROF. STODDARD, four Derby winners, namely, Merry Hamp- Two Thousand Guineas twice, “and the One Thousand three times. Watts Don’t ride on the car tracks. 3 is grawils stout: and cannot now ride Don’t. scorch. Leave that. to .the at less than 124 pounds. cook. -Midgeley—Sad about Kent, wasn’t Don’t wear long skirts. Men can it? 7 skip this. Don’t go away from home. without ~ Young— What was that? Midgeley—Why, you know he atyour tool kit. tempted to make love toa Boston girl. Don’t go to the right when passing ~ Young— Yes. anybody on the road. -~Midgeley—Well, he caught pneuDon’t turn to the left—ever—when monia and died.—Philadelphia North meeting men or vehicles. American. : ' =» + @ +. Don’t ride all over the road. Half of-it- belongs to the other fellow. Mrs. Farmer—Why do you walk Don’t go in front of anything when the roads in this aimless manner year | it is as easy to go behind or dismount. in and year out? Weary. Watkins—Because I ain’t Don’t forget to ally yourself with | the good roads people. They’re a got no bicycle.— Indianapolis Journal. “‘good thing’.’’ Don’t ride as though you were out, - The Farmer—It’s hotter to-day. --“His Daughter—The thermometer on a ‘“‘fifteen-minutes-for-refreshat ee ao ae hcl sot Continues ton, Sainfoin, Ladas, and Persimmon. | He ‘has won the Oaks four times, the 2-8 WHEEL p The all people go to see him, Ireland. of Belfast, world-renowned, The with the as he is the only Clairvoyant in He gives names city. etc.; tells you the month, year, and date of your birth. His predictions in the future are correct. He makes no mistakes, either in the past, pres ént or future. In love, law or business he has no equal, Thousands crowd his office, and all are well-pleased. HE His remedies cure when edies, and you will never use any other. Lovers $2.00; reunited, and READINGS AT HIS trouble of OFFICE, DIAGNOSES DISEASE HIS FEMALE REGULATOR SURE-=-NEVER FAILS. all kinds—speedy FREE. rem treatment of his wonderful Try one month’s all others fail. AND BY MAIL, READINGS for all. relief SAFE $1.00. His remLadies beautify your complexion by using PROF. STODDARD’S COCATINE. edies for Rheumatism and Stomach Troubles cure the most difficult cases in from one to six Diagnosis of disease by Never before have such wonderful remedies been discovered. months. mail FREE. Address PROF. OFFICE HOURS—From 9 a.m. “ to 10 p.m. STODDARD, No. 508 East Third South Salt Lake City. St. ———>-a __—_—_—_- Don’t ride without a bell. Take two if you can get her to accompany you on a tandem Don’t hump your back. The camel the thermometer is not a thing of beauty, although the first cost if you wanter, but I guess I know how I feel, ’thout any machine to tell me.—Truth. | he is of great utility: Don’t ride on the _ sidewalks. Pedestrians have their rights, and wheelmen must respect them. Don’t race on the road. Somebody may get hurt, and that applies equally to you as to some other person. Don’t expect to save The Farmer— Well, you kin go by It is asserted that two-thirds of the grown male population of the globe either smoke or chew tobacco. ~~» 9 A cynic is a dog that barks at his own distorted shadow, thinking it the world.—Truth. na Oe WILL try the of your wheel in the first month. You’ll be lucky if you come out even. LIQUOR, MORPHINE AND TODon’t run down every make of BACCO HABITS. bicycle but your own. It takes all |. The liquor, morphine and tobacco kinds of tastes to make a bicycle habits positively cured without pubworld. licity, annoyance or cessation from Don’t let the bicycle fever cause business by a method that has never you to make your appearance at an failed when the patient obeyed inevening party in knickerbockér cos- structions and was desirous of being tume. free from the curse that enthralled Full information given and ~ Don’t abuse the maker of your him. wheel when two or three parts shake references supplied on demand. Adloose after you have been jumping dress P. O. Box 447, Salt Lake City. tf curbstones. SAM as Eine athe 4 tnt dan itarlum- Natatorium AMERICA’S Towels and Suits washed at Empire Steam Laundry. BEST BEST SWIM, BEST WATER. BATH, | 52 W. Third South Street. BATHS, 25C. J. 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