Show tp CHRONICLE staff for 1899 DHE OHE III 1900 have strutted and fretted their hour upon the college newspaper newspaper newspaper news news- paper stage With the present issue they bow themselves out at atthe atthe the annual exit and as U. U of U. U chroniclers they are no more The passing of such a group roup of oracles were they other than conceited conceited con con- 1 carpers on student vanities might call up in the emotional being of the patron that happy unhappiness un- un happiness partings happiness partings parting's sweet sweet sor sor- row But fate seldom shows herI herself herself her her- I self more unkind than when dealing dealing deal deal- I ing with the novice of the college sanctum With a ii seeming charity she permits him to indulge at once in illusions of manly independence independence independence inde inde- and conspicuous indi indi- Under this spell the sum total of the premature editors editor's wisdom becomes authoritative Whereupon roasts become the i rage and the professor the favorite cut But his But his hour of delight is F brief The acme of his triumph has been reached The black list lists s of the injured faculty member is made up The critic editor sees r the writing hand-writing on the wall He has been weighed in the balance of credits and found wanting The Thet t time for his exit comes and his passing adds another number in inthe inthe inthe the index to experience Today we write that num number ber just juEt ju t after the title page in the book of of-mem- of mem ory Dear old varsity to you we weare weare weare are indebted for this poor privilege |