Show H HOME OME HAPPENINGS l' l i 1 1 He was too Young not to get th the Parsons Parson's candy andy t Boys go go to the Cullen Barber Sh Shop p for a nice hair cut I Turner working an example in algebra algebra algebra alge alge- bra What does oe that V V. V wi with tl a lq longtail long longtail tail mean r r Climb in through the window i its shady in the office But Shady wasn't wasn't- in the 0 office A lady subscriber wishes to to know why so many boys chew gum is it to toke ke keep p them from biting their lips Who can answer How do you feel after sp spring ing vacation I I didn't get any for Im I'm taking S Rhetoric and Classics t. t Long elections ar are detrimental to society spirit The Edina elections lection are models of brevity having t the e minor officers appointed Normal go tho thou and do likewise When your friends visit the U University University niver- niver sity please to remember us and drop their names date of visit address and other items of interest into the Home H Happenings box tours tour have begun but thus thu's far have gain gained d little popularity The af attractions r will no doubt bt i increase cr ie for Ii April showers showe s Bring May flowers Election of Zeta G Gamma officers on Tuesday at 4 30 resulted in elect electing ng l Arthur thur Mitchell pr president D. D O. O McKay vice president Wm Thornton secretary We enjoyed our weeks week's vac vacation tion very very much and hope every student did the same Let us now get down to hard work only one more term until vacation The yard The yard is is getting etting green adding greatly to o is beauty Did it ever occur to you that we have a most beautiful yard I It t is arranged as if plan planted ted by nature free from artificial symmetry Professor Now Mr N N imagine yourself while delivering your oration before the City Council making a plea plein in behalf of street lighting To class However I I. I L dont don't mean to make any any reflection on the fhe- class j We are very thankful to those who place contributions in the CHRONICLE box but we cannot publish anything if the name name is not not- sign signed d. d Please sign YO your Ir names It is merely for our information information information in in- formation not for our readers Mr K I. J. J Howell has been chosen for next president of the Normal Society while Mr j Cald Caldwell wel is vice vice- president elect Miss Miss Ekman will call the roll roU and and read read ead th the minutes during the spring term term The University baseball team will play its first game this spring with the theAll theAll All All' Hallows nine Saturday afternoon April 13 on the University grounds Everybody come It will be a good game We were all pleased to have Miss Sharp back The business business' manager the in editor-in- was especially delighted chief smiled with pleasure while so many loafers were were in the office that no noone noone noone one else could exchange greetings with her 1 f The attraction at the Grand pera House next week will be the famous off off- color comedy from the French French- Pink Dominoes Last night I dreamed of knights of old I Of princely palaces and gold Ot Of banquets rare and maidens maidens too And woke to find my bo board bill rd due Remember your promise to patronize CH CHRONICLE ad advertisers When When you te teach ch next year your savings will receive five per cent per annum annum if deposited with Zions Zion's Savings Savins Bank and Trust Company or the Utah Go Commercial mercial and Savings Bank Some fellow rode by school one day lately sounding a bugle call For a few minutes great consternation on reigned among the boys at the I thoughts of the way things f formerly w were were re but many looking contented-looking faces were were soon s seen seen en f Pert Miss I I have a bicycle Young Man II So SO have I. I It Pert Miss Missi Its nice riding on State Road It Young Man II Er oh Er oh yes Ill I'll be around next week and well we'll go riding It costs nothing to consult an optic optic- ian If y your ur eyes ache you should call on Dr Shelmerdine or the Utah Optical Company Both are thorough s specialists e and reliable business business- concern con con- cerns cern cerns s. s While the Zeta Gamma was was' electing its officials officials in Room 15 the Edina Society were busy in Room 28 They evidently had good judgment for they chose Miss Miss Valeria Valeria Brinton as their next president with Misses McCloy and Grose as vice-president vice and secretary We must commend Dr Talmage's wr written reviews For every six or seven recitations one of these is held and counts the same as answering questions questions questions ques ques- in one class recitation Thus fair estimates of f cl class SS standing are obtained and final examinations avoided if possible t I The last Delta Phi party o of of the thes' thes s' s sa a ri took place at Christensen's Ha Hall F Friday iday night March 29 As usual at atthe atthe atthe the Delta Phi parties the hall was decorated very lery with U University University niver- niver sity colors Dancing continued until long after midnight and a all l took their leave regretting that the last party had been given No doubt another University University University sity party will be given this this' te term m under the a auspices spices of the University Athletic Association I ru Tuesday evening March the Edina Society held its first public m meeting t Jg The Art Gallery was well filled d by an attentive audience The program as carried out will need few comments as to its merit First Miss Babcock feci recited ted a poem written to h her herby herby r rby by a college friend and responded to an encore with The 11 Get You Your ef of You Do Dont Don't t Watch Watch Out Miss Laura Laura r Foster read the So Society Paper composed composed composed com com- posed of several talented essays though it was a little too long Miss Prices Price's solo won her a hearty encore after which Professor Cu Cummings delivered a talented address on The Th Mission of Women If If said the Professor the sweetness of our mothers or sisters will be injured by their entering public life let us us' us not have woman suffrage He intimated too that mans rights might ight be a future controversy Miss Oliver nicely rendered a piano tion The last las item itell was wa a mandolin a and 4 guitar selection election by the Ladies' Ladies Club which h responding to an encore made mage an n appreciated cj ted ending to a very suc successful es eve evening ing How low do you rou like i e the new lew fence around round the campus We must must work hard now to pay for it Mr deserves deserve special credit for for the way in which he worked to get it finished Misses Dora and Minnie Bowman and J John hn Allstrom E. E P. P and Isaac Barton have withdrawn wn from school 1 t |