| Show billits alil EDITORS sonic awl characteristics of these animals A t rev tonys no ago I 1 to tell you mort about reporters yon have learned already went enay easy thries they lovei ulve but those who have tile tho boil chances in ili this world ilo do not seem to appreciate tile tho fact hinl hild I 1 tiles it Te rei POTter orter sets gets ahli w way a Y ill auml I 1 1 I thinks lilt his salary ought to bor bo nil alsed iod yu so bespeaks lio tu to tho the editor about 11 II anitori fire aia very liberal cien miny of them do nut net chit any more of tiia it dollar ir than some men do of their ilves II 11 aci but they know ir fr tit alie 0 reporters were uro pid p ail too they would sivo save their money all nal 11 buy tile the pap erand then the editors would to bo be like tile they would have to 90 K hill in ili self pro becton they are obliged to keel atop the ile of tile the reporter fit at or aioo it year they lute hate to to ilo trip this but self preservation Is id tile first law as well in if nature nit turo many e lifors preserve them oves so will well that thu the rep report eti never buy them out jut IN fiut I 1 edito cilfton are kindhearted kind klail hearted mr I 1 III it or of tile tho new boik isn aun once il liei eard that tant it borsu which had been very ery fast but which idell everybody thought eliou lt played out will wili going t to mastela bil ba mild tit out at auction by his master yo so delicot he sent around anil and bought foht tile lie horse for br 1000 the next summer ho he put q the big raco race just jua fun full everybody sud said there were a agrest cicat anany noted horsed in this ra nice cc anil and wen men brt large sunn sums ol of money on oil atheni mr D annd nals horse only brinklow brin KloR 1 1 in ili 00 pools but lie ho won the lio race aud all tho the money y that wai bet this ali in Is ii called paralyzing the pool box bayou kif you see tint that ilia fairies tire are kind hogood some KOOI good starles are told about reporters rii ondon bunar man icho graduated tit nt flarv ard college and was iii A splendid scholar iu in bno bago 1 bill ill am annl I 1 cagne to a large western city anti hired out to be a reporter tile next day the editor edito nent hill to tn ari inquest lie anino ank lit flight with enough manuscript tu to mako make it book tile editor gave this to tin expert uncoil reporter and said cut tint that town down to it 11 after awhile lie ha we want nt over here tile experienced repel ter was aa sitting anti said illo how VY did that new nev luck duck inai ina inso tiago tile tho inquest ohi said bald the experienced re porter reporter lie got everyl alil lil tig IK except the verdict arid and theil tile wier oilier reporters that were sitting bitting laughed heartily but tile the editor I 1 let drop A row few words of tropical wart rith and tile now new reporter rep who wits was very ur piled to lieo eo that clint tho iho paper luper continued to lo come out lifter lio haid left it to its rate fate new reporters always tell oil everybody that they uro tire I 1 journal journalists tits I 1 but tho the old ones call them dock dick hands now they know everything arid in ili borno sorno 0 ailees it Is li customary to put it a dish of salt gait on oil a new reporters dohk till 8 Is lan A delicate delk ito way vay of telling hint film ho Is too fresh reporters never like to hurt anybody le reel feelings gitig once nu art editor in cincinnati hired it reporter in chicago to do borno sorno work for tits ills paper laier li ier after awhile the reporter forgot to send anything about tilt till mutter matter which made the editor very angry sol so ho 1 e sent a 1 patch to the 1110 reporter sa y you tire eliy why 1 did I ayou you get loft on nn that answer when tho the api cortor sead this lie ho to Idin self and said ill 1 I w u n 1 I e r if that old plum thinks it lio car kut got tile alio best so lie rot e tho the longest kind of nn fill answer explaining pla ining all about the matter arid closed by saying ho he lind hall been dis did charged because lie disliked to bo be with a paper that allowed I 1 it t set seirio f to ge t scooped it took 1700 1730 words to say this find as it wits sent by telegraph the editor hinl had a pretty big bill to pay but it taught him never to fur for explanation by telegraph again mid arid that chicago reporters portera re were very liable to 10 keep keel up of with tire ho procession hartford bosl |
