Show Speaking of Morons CHLORINE : A dancer in a night club. ANTIMONY: Fee collected by ex-wives smart enough to leave their husbands. CARBON: Storage place for streetcars. BARIUM : What you do to dead people. CATALYST : A western ranch owner. MORON: A diplomatic way of saying deadhead. dead-head. ALIMONY: The high cost of leaving. ELECTROLYTE: A thing which when it is dark you turn it on and it gets bright. OPTIMIST: A guy who will go to a show without doing his shorthand. OLD TIMER: One who can remember the days when you could kiss a girl and taste nothing but the girl. EGG WHITE: Snow White's uncle (Get the yolk?) EYE BROWS: Snooty people. MOUNTAIN: What you do to snapshots. CHAIR: What you do at the games. PHEW : Where you sit in church. WHARF: A noise that a dog makes. OLD MAID: One who has stopped looking for an ideal man and is hunting for a date. ARRANGE: Edible citrus fruit. |