Show 8 WITHOUT AVAIL I 1 thought maude had bad a pretty face but now she please because oh horrors that I 1 saw th the a maiden sneeze then violet I 1 used to muse would bo be a dainty wife but ono one mad bad day I 1 saw her use MU tor for eating b benna ean her knife and leabelle isabelle was true and are square as honest as the day I 1 thought until hor her russet hair worked I 1 booso and blew away hut but recently ap feared jennette in whom I 1 could des cry no blemish and my hopes were set in the most cloudless sky but there were heartless clouds ahead bromley came to rne me 1 I want to tell you sir air he said Jeann ettes my fl fiancee ancee 11 despairing now I 1 seek re treat in monastery cell where woman I 1 shall ishall never meet and in sweet peace may dwell thunder and lightning A bishop came to visit a church where hero a colored minister was areld ing ag loudly and with much gesticulation gest luila the preacher proclaimed salvation when he be had finished he approach approached hed the bishop and asked how bow he liked the sermon the bishop answered why pretty well but dont you think you spoke too loud 7 well said the preacher its this way what I 1 lacks lacka in lightning I 1 tried to make up in thu thunder a der ln ladles dies home journal convincing testimony evidence given at the inquest on i traveler found dead on the bank of 0 the makanoa river queensland witness I 1 passed the camp in the morning to work I 1 noticed the bot tle tie of at whiskey was full I 1 thought the man was asleep when I 1 re turned in the evening and the bottle of whiskey was still full I 1 know knew the man was dead sydney bulletin thrift lets go down and see aee the blinky dink burle living pictures to nighal the price at 0 admission oh fifty cents centa will get you a goo good d seat pshaw I 1 can buy a magazine tor for a dime that eon contains talas at least a dozen union suit advertisements OLDEST inhabitant r 1 office r L I 1 r stranger I 1 heard that man refer to motor cars as automobiles ho must be your oldest inhabitant nathe ohl no our oldest inhabitant Is ii blell calling them horseless car biages probably it angels should lioi ild wear hobble gown but oak ot course they wont wear tuch such U things I 1 wonder Af II 11 the hobble will be round their anklam or their wings interested 1 1 told him you bad lost your head about him did he seem interested lie ile seemed even excited the dear man danl I 1 what did he say ile he ask asked edif it you had bad lost your face too the recourse my father will not allow me to marry you said eald the tearful earful maiden to her bei fond lover ho says you are too much in the air about your bull bual noaa then darling said the young ay av lator later come fly with me in a quandary haclett ties lisa cougler la Is in a quan dary lots what la Is the trouble blackett she wants a new fur boa she eho has no money and sho rhe loves her cat I 1 trying to improve upon it why 10 lo do you think that women as a rule are dissatisfied with natures handiwork the ailed ed because lie be explained thero there pe p e so BO many toilet preparations on aba market the barard ta ard 1311 kins I 1 always hate to get shaved in a strange barbershop barber shop badger why blivins so hard to tell from doai their looks which of the tonsorial artists are barbers barbera and which are dentists dentt sLi right emblem could you suggest some suitable badge for our dont worry club asked the typewriter hoarder boarder illow how would a pino knot db 16 asked the ho cheerful idiot A SKEPTIC 1 I love you more than life he h ald said without t you I 1 should hould wish to die bev rou the n u un would 0 id cense cease to shine overhead ot Oe star tile the tan s caare blazing in the sky I 1 and what about the winds asked she would woula they knock off and team ae to ti blow th the stream that murmur to the tea sea would they back up and cease to flow I 1 ire he left her er in the dewy eve and thought what time he scratched his head 1 I cannot more the than half balf bellove believe she thought I 1 n meant mean t the things thing I 1 said aid HED TACKLED EM BEFORE burzaw 1111 say pardner thors ebors a dude from ther east in lasso lou loui saloon lets go over an lick him alkali iko ike not on your life lit if might be one of them football players the difference the ancients an clenti from the moderns modern have one dir difference ference we wa have read the tha moderns earn the their r living while the ancients an clenti arnd their dead no gentleman the comedian cast hla his eagle eyt ey across the table madam he exclaimed coolly will you pass me another helping ot of that steak gracious mr air exclaimed tile tho landlady in surprise why do you call it steak because lie causo maam it tastes like ilka burnt leather and then even the prunes blushed to hide bide their confusion sour grapes grape miss alias who lost your husband Is evidently a bigamist you should apply for or a divorce at once mrs airs gothic who won why what do you beaul mean miss well ne he has been telling it around that he be had bad married both beauty and brains wanted to be ba happy 1 I suppose you want me to look as aa pleasant as possible said the sister certainly sir air replied the tha photographer and ill havo have to ask you tor for a small deposit in advance that tor for so BO that I 1 can took look pleasant too sweets sheets to the sweet willi Wll llo what are you eating candy where did you get it bought it where did you got get the money your beau gave it to me when I 1 raw him kiss your our maid no need 1 I wonder said the casual visitor at the police court to the clerk that you seem to take no interest in the tha weather forecast here we dont have to rep lIell the tha clerk all lays daya are fine days daya in this cart cirt BEATING IT L ac lady heres the carpet now beat it weary desm heats beats it vain words 0 frost froat ie be carmi dear now dont fall and shrieking winter wind be ba mute niber what I 1 wear Is in all I 1 have to wear my outing A marked likeness the young boxer you were trying conclusions with resembles his father very strongly in hla his way ay of fighting he be oh yes quite a striking resemblance his moderation ile he looked surprised when ho he stole etol a alsa 1 I war surprised he be only stole stola one on i A catastrophe flow wail the last act ripping p PP ng the villain stepped on the train of oe the heroines gown |