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Show CARPET SWEEPER TOO NOISY. Dealer Left with Memory ef Good Jake to Compensate Him for Loss ef 8a's. BUYER COUNTY FRATERXIL DIRLCTQRY A hardware SOCIETIES. District Judge Joshua Urttuwttcd I. O. O. F. Milford Lodge No. 42, 1. O. O. F. meets in Odd Fellow hall District Attorney K. H. Ryan Clerk of Court Dennis White every' Saturday evening at eight ocloek. Sojourning brothers corCounty Tku-- H. A. White Jr. Couuty Recorder Flizabeth Neilson dially invited. ; . Sheriff W. J. J. W. Ball, N. 0. Rubinaon W. L. Els wick, Secy. Assessor J. 8. Murdock M. H. Fennemore Attorney Encampment Saunders EncampSupt. of School R. H. Barton ment No. . 9, I. O. O. F. meets the Comniimiouen Henry Mall, M inert second and fourth Monday evenville, Samuel Huoteu, Beaver, W. J. Burns, Miltord. ings of each month in Odd Fellow J uvenile Officer J. H. Barton hall at 8 o'clock. Visiting PatriMILTORD TOWN archs welcome. OFFICIALS,. Fred E. Willard. C. P. The Board of Truateea meeta every E. C. Baxter, Scribe. Thursday evening a 8 oclock. President Ed Bsrdsley D. of R. Mispah Rebekah Lodge No. Truateea W. J. Buma, W. II. Chealey' Barton. George 18, I. 0. O. F. meets in Odd Fellow hall. Visiting Rebekahs welcome. Edelman. Carrie Grimes, N. G. Clerk K. H. Pitcliforth Ada Baxter, Secy. Marshal J. H. Iledgea Engineer J. A. Ingola F. O. E. Utah Aerie No. 1295, Fra-Juatice of the Peace Bert Nichole ' ternal Order of Eagles 'meets'in Odd Board of Health F. J. Burton, health Fellow hall f very Wednesday evenofllcer, J. C. Bowman and H. H. ing at 8 oclock. Visiting Eagles I itchforth i always welcome. School Board-Jo- e. Hickman, W. Frank H. G . . birrs, W. P. H J. Burua, Wm. Armstrong D. -- : , De-Wol- THE MILFORD Harry CHURCHES. Toebben, Sec'y.' dealer In town tells a story about a prim old Udy who cams Into his store tbs other day to purchase s carpet sweeper. She gazed here and there about the store as she entered, and finally going up to the dealer she looked at him quizzically over her glasses and asked: "Lo you keep carpet weepers? Yes. madam, replied the dealer, and naming the two kinds which be had In stock, asked which she desired. Well," said the lady, you may show me both kinds. If you will." Just a moment, madam, until 1 get them from the rear of the store," And with that he went to an obscure cor ner and took down the carpet-sweepefrom their hooks uion the wall. It happened that In front of one of. the makes which be desired there was lawn mower so hung that he had to move it. ft down from the hook and aa he did ao ft rolled along the floor with a grinding rattle. Before be had time te turn around I heard the old lady shout from the. front of the store: "That makes more noise than my old one, and' I dont care to look at it." and so saying, she whisked out to the door, 'aving the dealer to wonder whether the joke was worth the loss of the sale. Portland Express. He-too- k Getting Into Practice. It 1a often plesiwnter to theorize than to perform. A young law student says a writer Iu the Philadelphia Inquirer, was making a study of certain processes of bis future profession. He showed an Inclination to sit In tbe bouse and speculate Idly, Instead of doing soma of tbe domestic taeks which stood waiting. "Deduction Is an Interesting process." declared the youth to his father. -- For example, them Is of ashes In the yard. That lH heap evidence that the family bus recently had fires." "Well, John," Interrupted bis father, "suppose you pureue your stud-lea little farther by going out and alftlng tbat pita of ashes. Youth's Companion. S. E. Potts, W.M. come. Geo. Jefferson, Secy. - 0. E. S. Ruth Chapter IT. D. Order of Eastern Star meeta the first and third . Tuesday evening of each mouth in Odd Fellow hall at 8 oclock. Visiting Stars welcome. FLORENCE P. INOOLB, M. Fire Department The Milford Volunteer Fire Department, meeta 2nd and 4th Friday evening at the opera houeeat 8 oclock. Regular practice Monday evenings at 7 oclock. R. II. Pitchfohth, Pres. II. E. Greenwood, Secy. Have The News do your printing and it will be done right. IDtag The Last Straw. queried small Tommy Toddles, "why do they always put In a scythe when they make a picture of Father Tima?" "It la Intended to represent the shortness of life,- my bod," answered Toddles, 8r. "Time cuts people down, yon know. "But, paw. .continued Tommy, "when .Tipie --filial! be no mowsr, hall dupp hla scythe, wont ho? Speaking of time, young man," said tba father, "yon go up nud tell you mother It'a lime to put yon to bed." Bay, paw," - Mifica xnc Milford, Utah, May 14, 1909 To John Dailey, heirs or assigns: You are hereby notiflej that I have expended 200.00 in labor and improvements, upon the Valley View, and Valley View No. 2 mining claims consisting of sinking aa appeared by Society. the certificate filed with the county recorder for assessment for the year The bachelor 1a punished already, of 1908, in order to hold said premises not only In losing the joys of a home, under the provisions of section 2324 but being an object of contumely. Bo Revised Statutes of the United States, the amount required to hold long zs bachelor are willing to put up beingsame for the Year ending 1908. with ell the losaea they luatein In the tr and witntn ninety days from tne of celibacy far ba it from the majeaty service of this notice, or within ninethe law to impoae further penalties. days after ;he notice by publicaIt was Cicero or a man of hla day who ty tion you fail rr t f fuse to contribute remarked that it wee oneroua for a your proportion c.f such expenditures man to get along with a wife, but Im- as a v'w interest iu the possible to get along without one.' The said claima will l"fime the property bachelor 4s not a men only a more of tite subscriber under said section Ben Thomson. or lea Imitation of one sometime a 2324. 1909 First very 'poor one. He thinks he has a Last pub. May 14, pub. Aug. 13, 1909 good time In escaping all the major responsibilities of life, but he la deceiving no one but himself. As an IMim fi filer User. example and a warning he has his State Engineers Office, uses In society. As an individual be Salt Lake City, Utah, June 22, 1909. is apt to find that he Is eating only Notice ia hereby given that the apples of Sodom. The man who de- Beaver Carbonate Mining Company, liberately remalna a bachelor la al by its manager Grant Snyder, whose ready punished enough. Let him alone poet office address is Salt Lake City, has made application in accordIn bis misery until some nice girl Utah, eomes along and carries him off. And ance with the requirements of Chapter 108, Session laws of Utah, 1906, aa we may remark that no man la a bachamended the Session laws of Utah elor of hla own Initiative no matter 1907, to by h appropriate how much he may think so. He la a cubic foot per second of water from almply a human derelict whom the Quaking Aap, Willow and Lucky Boy women have examined and pasted by. springs, Beaver county, Utah. QuakThe bachelors are tba disjecta mem- ing Asp Spring is situated at a point bra of society whom no woman will Stuph bears north 22 degrees 50 min26,120 feet distant from the have. That la awful and It la enough utes northeast corner of Section 13, TownPhiladelphia Inquirer. ship 27 south, Range 13 west, Salt Lake base and meredian. Willow Terma for Inebriety. Spring is situated, at a point which According to Hoiten. . some of the bears north 22 degrees 10 mlputes terma denoting Inebriety are aa fol- west 26,660 feet distant from the same lows: Beery, bemused, boozy, bosky, point and Lucky Boy Spring ia situcorned, foggy, fou. fresh, hazy, ele- ated at a point which bears north 25 west 18,120 feet distant from vated, klzky,; luiby, moony, muggy, degrees the corner last above described. - The muzzy, on,- screwed, stewed, tight and water from Quaking Asp Spring will winy. In an Intermediate clasa stand be diverted by means of a pipe line podgy, beargered, , blued, cut, ' primed, and conveyed to Willow Spring, lumpy, plowed, muddled, obfuscated, where the water from Willow Spring swlpey, three sheet in the wind and will be commingled with that of Quaktopheavy. "But the acme, say the ing Asp Spring and conveyed from same authority, la only ' obtained that point to the Lucky Boy Spring, when the disguised individual cant at which point the water issuing named spring will be see a bole in the ladder, or when he from the last commingled with that diverted from la all mops and brooms, or off bis the other springs, from which place well it will be conveyed about 13,670 feet nut, or with bis main-brac- e spliced. or with tbe sun In his eyes, to a storage tank, from where it will or when he has lapped the gutter and be taken whenever needed during the got the gravel rash, or on the ran-ta- period from January 1 to December used or on the or when he Is 31, inclusive, of each year, and Com-inys sewed up, or regularly acammered. " at the Beaver Carbonate Mining Milford. Uih :: nuuTowiM AGEQT jta Bistvirt 17AHTEIM1 niDEtl . Imiatad art Lamt Model Rairwr" bicyefe Ik Maple Ha kuna nontrfut. Writ Jr tuU friicttimrt MO MONEY REUU1RICU Hal you mmd ndcaaB exhibit a Our wnu avarywhara bv aa. iftciml tfer Mi Mn. nctiveaadippnnsf row bicycle. Warnaed to anyone, anywhere in thel,'. B. milkmul m cent drtt im advance. wry. allow TEN DAVS rKKR TRIAL duim nhich tint you nay.iide fee fecycleaad aatufied ar do sot wiea Is put it to any teal you with. If in in the., not perfectlywiU ut t oaf Keep the inertia a up it beck to ii el our expenee and am FACTORY tu PIKES i profit! by buying direct of aa aod taw the auaofecturur e gaar-anu- e behind your bicycle. DOMOT BOY a bicycle ar a pair of tirui froa arovar trie aatil you ractiw our todialogues and fell mtand maanbawr tciU ndar agaafe. jrkM YOV WILL IE ASTOIISMEI atudv Mr asaaifc aofcU at fee awSSbit few new arena suae you this year. waaallinaMgMMgmaawcyclasiOTieaaaMae: than any olhar factory. Wt are aatufied with fi-s- o profit atava factory coat BICYCLE DEALERS. you can aali our bicyclea aadw gear own taws plate v oar double prices. Orders filled the dig taceiwA SECOND HAND R1CYCLKS. W a da not ngalirig taadfe aaeoad taad biegdea, tat tail taw a Bomber oa haad takanjn trade by aar Ciacago lataii atorra. Ttaaa wa claar aul ' promptly at pricaa tanging from BS to or BIB. OaKriaow bwgam.Hala mailed free.. to at COASTER-BRAKE- S, 50 middlemen1! iu iwm fyT" - as m HEDGETHORD rerlr tir. tr tm wumm raw irraia PHUCTURE-PHOO- F 0 l TIRES SELF-HEALIN-G Th SSJO .... fr retail trie t then tire it to introduce wr mill tmammpUpairlarUMeaskwitharrttJSU MORE nOHBLE FROM rilCTRRES LILR Taeka or Glass will net lot the feat year, tab Sixty thousand pairs aoidnow in tun two hundred tbouaand pain ' " Modem mi jr rsompnodb III A la! tdY to I ISO (l-8)- of vpt I Prepared to do all kinds of Light and Heavy Hauling and at reasonable prices. There is nothing too light nor too heavy for me to deliver. Orders left at my residence, either by 'phone or in person will be promptly attended to. AUGUST THIESSEN, M mine-i- .Net One of Hla Studies. Miss Blank's second grade was notorious throughout the school for a lamentable lack of discipline. It was in this grade- that printed reports were first Issued to the children. One dty Tom came home, proudly bearing the first formal recorf of hla progress In scholastic lines. Hla mother, having been a teacher, was pleased to note that her offsprings ratings were pf ' high order, but hla lawyer father, having fcnnned the slip minutely, said gravely: ' I dont sea any record of deportment here, Thomas." For n moment Tom looked blank, revolving the possible significance of the unknown term, than hla face cleared. Oh," be said, we dont huve that In our room." Delineator. the San Francisco inlng District for the concentration of ores. As much water as may be uecessary will be used during the en- tire year for domestic purposes. This ippllcation ia designated in the State Engineers office aa No. 2302. All protest against the granting of aid application, stating the reason therefor, must be made by affidavit in duplicate and' filed in this office within thirty (30) days after the completion of the publication of this notice. - - v Caleb Tanner, State Engineer. Date of first publication June 25, 1909, date of completion of publication July 26, 1909. Miiiig Tiabifi lid ill Doors Windows and kinds of Buildiig j MatirialJ Rock Springs and Castle Gate Coal Bonders' Hardware, Lath Blocks and Pickets non JJ For a sociable game of pool or billiards drop in at THE OXFORD Large and commodious accommodations (or the convenience of tourists and traveling men. All the latest magazines and papers are in our reading room. Ingols & Taylor ENGINEERS, ASSAYERS AND CHEMISTS U. S. Bipitjf Miami Sirveyors for Utah aai Navrii We are now prepared to give prompt attention to CUSTOM ASSAYIN6 SURVEYS for (or Gold Lead Silver Iron Underground Copper Zinc' Locations, Etc. Patent IF ITS THERE WELL FIND IT Phone Office and Labratory opposite Opera IIousB Milford. Utah 46 Schotf, Fotheringham & Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Meats, Groceries, Vegetables, Hay and Grain COURTEOUS TREATMENT TO ALL OUR RICES ARE RIGHT CHAS. C KIZER Notary Public All kinds , of legal blanks, location notices, proofs of labor, etc., always on hand. Notary work promptly and accurately attended to. Oxford bldg. B-$- o y SEE EARLE THE PAINTER 1 . lints Mouldings, re-ra- and which cloaca up small punctures without allo Wa tkUk ral jrttaa mam have huparcaao iciicniroia aati stains Ukirtocuipe. We puotun tire thmt their pumped iiiUmenauiior haTeonlybeea rtw strip "H uad n,Maiao When England Shook. iceortwice ina whole arasoa. They weijh pomorethau aim to praysat setting. Thfe In the course of Us long history tiro tarill outlast ay at hat tdinary tire, theMnw4Mfw renslinvfiiulitlfflhflflrilKl event layen r England has known a few serious A.The regular price of these tires is perpair.but for ahocka. In the days of earthquake letter ii neefwd. W. ahlpC.O.n.0; fflataTpS-roWJESdlTbe Cough Syrup that have examined and- ' found them strictly aa represented William Rufua one was felt througha cent..aautil s you You doaot pay ml jYIoW msm tad awaa AAAI BaP imirt M MM 5 ride the eyetem of a cold out the country, and Jn 1274 an EngFULL lish reason ae a cathartic on the for ara.m s earthquake oe ii they any destroyed letnrsca cxpcnac aa Glastonbury ay acting m mw ling by reliable and money sent to us is as safe aa in Its other damage, while part of bowels Is tufactory on examination. We are perfectly among ftatei run will ride will find that easier, of these they tires, yon t. If yon order t pair look finer than any tirg yon have ever need or aero at any price. W. St. Paul's cathedral fell In as the re r heller, last longer aud a bicycle yoa will giro us your order that you will he so well plraaed that when yon want sqlt of an earthquake In the sixteenth rent yon to send pa trial order at once, hence Inis remarkable tire oBR. kind at any prtornntU yonsend forapaira century. Perhaps the most recent dont buy ageFunctnre-Proof tirra oa approval and trial a YOU ffCEw Hrdgeilxiru whim actions thock was that which Inflicted and our Tire far write or tag above: Sundry Catalogue quoted price ipecial introductory Mtora. ,uuCh damage in the eastern counties nbcaand quota gfl make, and kindarwat abont a bfeycl. In 1884; a Mansion house fund war but write na a postal today. 1M NOT THINK OF BDYlNu wonderfu new know and the p MOT WAIT or a pair of tirra from anyone until yon luened for the sufforev a we arc making; n only coeta a poeul to kern everything. yrrittitMOW. Poor Fellow. CHICAGO, MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, Pollre Justice The man yon ran lawn swears positively you were grin-f.inlike a fiend before the car hit him. ' Trolley Motorman I was, your honor! But you will understand when i tell you that I was a chauffeur for Bees is the original lazstivs cough syrup, hree years before 1 got my present contain no opiates, gently moves the lob, and from force of habit I thought bowels, carrying the cold ofl llifuugh the Guaranteed to give I could steer tbs car to avoid hint, natural channels. after throwing the usual scare into stikfaction or money reiuoded. him. fuck. Milford PhsrmseVj Milford. Ufpli, M Lumber, if Farfciluri. one-eight- 1AM :: Wholesale and Retail Deafen ia er in Odd Fellow hall the first and third Monda evening of each month at 8 oclock. Visiting brothers cordially Invited. Meeta B. R. C. A. : BMlforfr W. Myra M. De Wolfe, Secy. Milfovb Xuniber do. a First Church of CJjrlst Scientist Reg- F. and A. M. Albert Pike Lodge No. NEVER A MAN TO BE ENVIED. ular aervicea hpid every Sunday at 14, F. and A. M. meeta in Odd Fel-- II a. m. and 8 p. m. Experience low hall the accord and fourth Tues- Philadslphla Writer's Idea ef Statue meeting Wedneaday. evening at 8 day evening of each month at 8 te Ba Accorded Bachelor In . weloclock. Sunday School every oclock. Sojourning brothers Sunday at 9:45 a- m. M. Catherine Smith hod. First Reader. All aervicea are held in thp Christian Science Reading Room at corner of First avenue and Mcjteon street. All are cordially invite. Methodist Episcopal Church Sunday School at 10 a. m. Preaching service every Sunday evening at 7 :30 Junior longue every oclock. Wednesday afternoon at S oclock. Prayer Meeting qvery Wednesday evening at 7 ;30 oclock. Ladies Aid society meeta Thursday afternoons at 8 o'clock. Chapel at corner of Main street and Second avenue. Latter Day Saint Sunday School every Sunday at 2 p. m. Mutual Improvement association! meet, every Sunday evening at 8 oclock. Relief society meets every Thursday at 2 p. m. All services are held in the L. D. S. Meeting house. The public is invited to attend all services. Ideal Hardwall Plasters and Fiber Portland Cement taintaal L LAXATIVE ILL FOR ALL KINDS OF House and Sign Painting FULL LINE OF PAPER ALWAYS ON HAND WALL COUGH SYRUP News $ 1 until Jan. 1 . The News Tells It AH . |