Show r l tr hats i ats at's Doing in w A. A The OUTDOORS Everybody Everybody's be been beon 11 getlin In their Utica lIch at st the State StAle Flab Fish and Game Department nt Everybody but butt t u us Fact of ot the tho matter Is le weve we've got sot ome ideas about how bow that outfit be run too Like for tor instance why not put coyotes on oft the protected till list A Alot Alot lot of ot sentimental souls soula would like Uko to hear em howl at the moon one more time tt t. A f now that are becoming to so rare maybe we co could ld put them on tome some sort lort of protected list lilt too Also tho the lynch law Jaw should be revived ks revived as a II Just and effective method of ot punishing those who take tako sound shots elbow other guys guy out ot of their spots pots shoot hoot at too too high high ducks decks due kg and geese etc tc Why dont don't you Fish and Game Oame boys bOTs plant trout in some ome of ot these highway chuckholes We Wo might A a. a well welt get SO SOME IE good use out of the darned things Recommendation number four J How Itow about leg bands on all aU these partridges cartridges that youre you're FIVE POUND leg bande that is is sos sos so's we can get within range of ot the tho feathered fea tea fireballs Then ThoR too lengthen the deer hunt to days a year so that everybody BUT nUT EVERYBODY y wUl feel that the they got sot their four 4 mocks bucks worth Why not have one of your pilots pilots' drop a map and anda a compass to Coalville's poor misplaced bewildered be- be be bob up mixed m mountain o 0 u n t tal a i n heep beep 1 v Oh boy this It Is fun Te Tellin III n the the- Flah Fish Game people how howIt howit's It its ite supposed to be done Just where do they get the Idea that they know as aa much about this wildlife management business a as as I t do an anyway i Another suggestion Why not refund Luckless Editor McCon McCon- McConaughy's three fifty at the end ena of the annual angling reason reason and and then arrest arrest- the imposter for tor TRYING TO IMPERSONATE A FISHERMAN I How flow about making it a requirement requirement require require- ment that all aU trappers use rubber rubber- Jawed traps Gotta be humane y 1 know 1 And Aad while were we're harpin on nit hows how's about you F O. O guye guya the cowboys leave the fhe 1 lodgers badgers alone How can you youit zit Jt it down there at Salt lake City I yin in those bi big carpeted offices and Ignore serious matters like Uke this 7 Every time a cowboy d rides tos onto nt g a b badger h he tosses a a lasso rope rope around th the poor defenseless crea- crea tare just ure fuel to see if he can pull it back ck out after ite We scampered down into Its den Cowboys like Uke 1 to sit ell around campfires at night j I on sUcks sticks play guitars and sting log and brag about to pull badgers out of badger holes v should be done about II this Heres Here's another good Idea nobody nobody no nob body ever thought of but ui us bet a graduate would never never come up with worthwhile like this Hoop Hoop- snake nake huntin licenses licensee could be besold sold old to easterner and easterners and the proceed proceeds used to buy wigs for cur Gur bald eagles eagle And maybe some come snowshoes for our cou cou- gar ear to put them on even term terms with the tho snowshoe rabbit rabbits low How about dynamite s trout bait Why discriminate against the not not so eo skilled fisher fisher- men en Using dynamite all alt anglers including McConaughy would McConaughy-would would Lave the same chance of ot catch catchin tn limit Something should be done about these people who kill kUl rat rat- and then Just leave the Ike meat to waste And what About these country slickers sUckers who are r selling Belling cockleburs to tourists claiming that they're porcupine eggs You guys have got probe lame lems you OU aint even HEARD about yeti yell Holiday Park Fark or some such auch place lace should be set eel aside a as aa a lor tor weary deer fraU frail elk fatigued owl Jowl hi buck buck- Darda and maybe eve ye ve a all as a sanctuary for riddled Alto Also fellows fellows fellow you should hould round up Utah Utah's elk ea each h fall fait Raul h aul i them them t is h Hogle Hogl Zoo Zoo and and hide tilde hWe th them there for tor the du dues dura tion lion of the deer doer hunt Or If th th plan pIa li ent pra practical at least Iad hang 0 bio big bright I AINT NO DEER en em omu om tees ices u You'd Just juat aa as well leave iba age ale off oft of ot all women wo WOo meDs men meae fl and huntin buntin UC DAlea Recommendation number lx I they ther never Deyer tell teU the truth on OU it anyway You State Slate and Q e e a folks folk are now a S ery BUCl sue BUC- l program 1 rut but extend e ead lie training U MM to other of tf t outdoor recreation r Material tor for the new W might cover uch Um timely JT W subjects cu a as a. n ilea iY 1 10 to remove boat boaters r turn te i motor looter props r ron PI tor to forearm sad and Uret fir t-ald t std for tor archery no pi t- t owl 1 a eats 8 sake et OM a W ways way to 0 book MolE A trip and or drown bothersome I a f d doer deer et camp poker strategy strategy creating your wife wite a coat from porcupine pelts theart the theart art oo of ot extracting lead te-d from the leg ot of quick draw artists sure surG surefire surefire i fire and polecat recipes I bow to hit bit q quail etc while white climbing through barbed barbed- wire fences teaching the Mrs to live IIvo with bird dogs mounted moose heads heade and things surviving t Mountain drinking booze-drinking mars marn one methods me of ot freeing treeing one 1 from one ones own awn bear trap Slow How about it Fi l. Fiand and Game me folks have wa we got you ou to I I Another task talk before you gentlemen gen tiemen I Is I. to somehow curb the tead steady rise rite In deer hunter number num numb ber bars you wage a giant publicity campaign cut the miseries connected with the port sport such uch a at as blistered feet dragging deer heart attacks attacks at at- tacks tack blizzards blizzard lost loat bein shot ahot at at This ought to scare a few would would-be hunter hunters outS out outlAnd And Mid you should place a II bounty on mosquitoes All anglers who buy licenses should be I I assured of protection against these ml miserable crable pests I Your mosquito anti p pro program r o g r ram a m could be bo managed Just like theother the theother theother other predator controlling setups That hat is you could pay an established established established sum Bum of ot m money for each set ot of mosquito legs and scalps that ate are turned In by bounty hunters I In our humble opinion you Fish Flah fwd and Game Oame fellers should Shorten the pheasant hunt bunt lengthen the dove Spare magpies and starlings these we love Legalize crossbows o 0 outlaw u t l law a w guns Make anglers throw back the biggest ones Have all stray caught and skinned And our population populations tion thinned Require that hunters hunter we wear wear r purple clothes clothe Save the buck bucks and kill the does doea Shoot the seagulls protect snakes Plant all puddles but poison polso lakes Jakes I want that outfit run my way way way- I pays paya my buck I gets my my say I STAN I |