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Show a N - . t wrim imim mM a in uuiu .Li.iimi LUi , r, , SmTk-ON- VERIFIED R IT ,. i Funny Side f.rtjliaar E hardy ah imdA IT rule, and ontrin by I(Prtment of Ari- - I.a SZ: .11 i t S South We.", i WHAT'S i n. Kn Tmszz OM' MOHIE-EE- T COME WERE H W i mt Urf.t no;. popular and TELEVISION hMOMO Experimenter. nfeOOO.OO Stock Ifcaa , CV. t, Rdia Part, a Writ, r.r fr 11.1 fN . Eouip"1"11. le". rT1!.-!..- a rn d,. aulM , ntcrMrn uist. S.lt I..ke City State ill Dark Approach The stingiest man was lecturing the hired man for his extravagance in wanting to carry a lantern in going to call on his best girL "The idea," he scoffed, "when I was courtin' I never carried a lantern; 1 went in the dark." The hired man proceeded to fill the lantern. "Yes," he said sadly, "and look what you got." Stray Stories Magazine. PERSONALS sonjrs. tor ..en Original potrn., fcnd I11""" L,t m!d"""" MfSIC I'lBLISHERS, LTD., FiF' . - - - - Toronto. Canada rarti Tratmfnl Kcftolta Assured i IMKHMOINTAIN SANA Irs. 1149 E fith So. Salt Lake it rT. (:eker Vnur C'rMi IV I'CA-PA- K Inuaknt .. gab, All in One Bottle 8 and file cjnt Post Tanl MFC. CO. Salt Lake City. Utah iTA.PAK- k 9th East Si cruises tickets Iamship The Size of It Mrs. Brooks called up the local butcher before she went out. "Send me a quarter's worth of steak," she said, "and if I'm not at home, just tell them to poke it through the keyhole." Christian Advocate. Cruises All lines, all American Express Co.. 24 Fsbia Tickets. to a Sonth St., !j l ane t uv. MATERIAL BUILDING INTERSTATE BRICK CO. Fire Clay and Fire Brick Vitrified Sewei t Building Tile Roof and Mantels, Tile -- Drain M LAKE HI t. 11tk E.. SALT i POULTRY I . tlQlARTERS FOIl BABY CHICKS, ducks. Get our MONEY SAVING flS on APPROVED CHICKS. 1EIERS. 8! W. 1ST SO.. S. L. CITY I r- - . PlPslT THfi- hC COME NET? DiDM'T I THE SEE - j 11 MAIL MAM.' WAiT HSy V MAILMAN, - FACiNO THE ISSUE lill - - - f4saie f ROLLS FOR ALL. WASHERS v.S retail. APEX SALES & 111 E. SRD S., SALT LAKE ICE, OFFICE EQUIPMENT PRODUCTS CLAY Face Pipe wer and all clay FIRE CLAY CO. - f'.n Brick f 5 POPVT ir'V TVC tSU.ZES8 yon b la. told wits fur POJice nd.II BUTCHER m II 7 APESOMALLY ot wy FAULT V -y J - '1 CAMf S6T i I AMr SATiSF'ACTiOnJ rtdT OF HIM, BuT ' J S I CU A REfORVpU- - SAVS" W rl , "THERE'S 't5 "MAVBE TriATS YOU PiDM'T G&T 'T VJMy v J , I. I WHOPPER. UOK. Billy circus who jumps on a horse's neck, slips down underneath, catches hold of his tail and finishes up on his back! Dad That's easy. I did that the first time I rode a horse. tA LdjfX ! Price. B; llw H.M M W ,7V, , SEEDS Dictionary Helped! The small boy had written a rather bad essay. "Are you sure this is all your own work?" asked the teacher. "Well," replied the small boy, "you might find some of those words in the dictionary, sir." tellect Garden lslofWIl.?n, Field Seed.. All HHnrriSTiA noKrasxes A I rn .-Kew Stock, Sinn -re murray rl.. Q.I, I 01 ;rltr uaif AGENTS Make ' n: bin llion, uii me ."Sinirtu'rS tf E " market. Writ ART Tenn. CHATTANOOGA "jON r,h.ttj.nng. F.M , n ' D .... ,mineral J813 . . OF MLSIC. - Fm4 LoitP I ct one of ' e Salt Lake. SALT LAKE er." wii. n"iaiea in numDers at one Ume niy one specimen known 'Xlst?nce in the Western c wnere i f'ni eollector had"iwstumbled anJ a London firm 'lnnr, y' Pounds for a specimen a lapse lirt . A"er ','"u, engineer working ,V a ! Some Help, at Least Boy (to porter lifting large trunk) Can I help you? Porter What can you do? Boy 0, I'll grunt while you lift. , in Ve- - , 1 extent that F 1 i Mr WOOD r . STRBeT fH: NBA ONLY THE FIRST? . ""iisneo. I.. ... C rnt animals 'tr. : fray 0'lou9hlin bear, and incIU"e cau, monkeys. in,, a.-- - ' Ife&W .By Ted '"' " 0 alO"" le, ,theotel n NOT FOR MR. BUG Telfny apPear modern, f 'fod .ury bestiary in . 1 m "olded Pattern III : 5601. or in Shetland floss. And of course you'll want to wear it both with and without its matching skirt I In pattern 5601 you will find instructions for making the blouse and skirt in sizes and an illustration of the blouse and of all stitches used; material requirements. To obtain this pattern send IS cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circla Household Arts Dept., 259 W. 14th Street, New York. Please write your name, address and pattern number plainly. 16-1- 38-4-0; 8 UncltPutS K iaa am .v. u,nsPnng are said L7eie5s lumps, and ton" by their ''W . Infallible System Your wife is a very systematic She works on the very can find what you 'that you theory don't want it by it wouldn't be if you ii'ntT oft nnrw t W? St fuiv-JiSN- r r JiUTji Viri "t for pTT7" P'oon ReDort ' iloai,, ;?ichrkn the su". loud unt" about 15 H years gWtAMllJ "Wouldn't it be fine to be a goW to spend an fiS.'No, I wouldn't 1 like that. my life in a little globe S S ng Sre want zine. it."-St- ray Stones . Maga- - At Last, a Hero! a pity it is that Shc-W- hat men are always conceited.I am SHel-Nalways, little girl, ot not. l UU wv I - t i.,v "Bill looked scared at his wed- - "Yep, he sure got a terrible fright when he took that girl." "I think 1 band." "That's no know your first hus- reference.1' It Served But this menu U la Diner French. Waiter Quite so, sir, but the prices are in English, and that's all most of our customers read, anyway. This Way, Shorts She I've heard that men prefer to make love to short girls rather than to tall girls. He (a broker) Yes, it's the shorts that you always hear of as getting squeezed. 00 That's Conservatism Age cannot always make wise, but it can make you tious. Treat women like women, pals. They like it better and you cau- not it Is more gentlemanly. Can young men be taught HOW to think? Well, it seems Socrates made a pretty good stagger at it. Inventors Deserve Credit Civilization advances as if on stepping stones, stepping from one inventive brain to another. If you talked to your enemy instead of about him, you might grow to tolerate him even see his good points. In the old days whole families traveled together in a covered waRon; and did not make such a about it as those who now go to-d- in o trailers. GET RID OF BIG UGLY PORES PLENTY OF DATES N0W...DENT0N'S MAGNESIA MADE HER SKIN FRESH, YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL Romance hain't a chance whan big ugly pore, spoil .kin-tex- t uia. Men love the sott moothnee. of a fresh young complexion. Denton's Facial Magne.la does miracle for unsightly skin. Ugly pores disappear, kin becomes firm and smooth. Saves yoai Monay Z Cuh AwM&k-- I EXTRAORDINARY OFFER L6uwinf? Profusely in He sent a num- fTJ r?!an(1. where they are ft Watch your complexion take on new beauty Eron tha Ural law traatmant. with Danton'a facial Magna!, aiaka a ranaraabla dliiaianca. With tha Dantoa Maglo Mirror you oan actually aw tha tartura ol your akla baooaia moothar day by day. Imparfacnon. era waabad clean. Wrlnklaa It Danton'a Jradually dieappaar. Baiora you know yoa entirely saw akla lorallna . -- mmmm FACIAL o.-v- sj r r 'iesi orcrua3 Cypripedium, or 1- 3- He Said an Awful "Void" "What was Daddy so angry about?" asked Mother. "Search me," confessed Johnny. "He said he'd have to sweep out the cobwebs in his brain, an' all I did was bring him the vacuum clean- SCHOOLS an Fair Offer The butcher greeted the customer with an embarrased air. "I'm very sorry, madam, but I cannot give you further credit. Your bill is bigger now than it should be." The customer looked at him coldly. "I'm quite aware of that," she said. "If you make it out for what it should be I'll pay it." Stray Stories Magazine. Quite Easily Done Dad, there's a man at the SERVICE ART?Ac"ssori,-Lowe- !t 1 - The Slaughter Goes On Always the same ends are accomplished though by different methods. Indians and wild animals killed the pioneers. Now a year perish by automobiles. is a It land where the Customer 1 would like to have a people can happy find something to celebar of good face soap. brate every few weeks. Clerk Well, I have one that has If every event is a sequence, features I think you will like. there can be no such thing as an accident. SUPPLIES MOTORCYCLES if fJy THE Fb ST WASTER. KMOVAJ aricei equipment St. - . Salt Lake City T"le 'lm Ml'llllim l - . luaimiaiiuicia Salt Lake Citf Place SALES AMI mnr ma J,. E and Ice Cream cabinets , otoois, Steam AM rWnnriiiiAn.Jtjarbonators.a a v 'Vi..v.- r TOP ABOUT IT Salt Lake CREAM FREEZERS ICE a 'JmLaV rrc U UTAH- - auimic shoes, etc. SUPPLY CO. M.HUUL if R ATHi.FTir nnnna Baseballs, Softball., WESTERV na, nata. Gloves, IT 'V M II Brick product, Salt Lake GOODS ATHLETIC . .fill, mem:- 40,-0- and ehalra. flies. Inura, addinr men's, safes, s. Salt Lake. state. tu ti., USED desks AND f V. J Salt Lake City HOUSEHOLD GEE ""iS mom set 839.50. Used !'!5. New 9x12 Carpet- t priirht Piano $49.50. Western Furniture Co. Living A Coal Range Used 1!(95. 19 Buenent, State AvJ F5 MINU b.7 FURNITURE Mohair round needle and there'll be nary a seam to sew or show. You'll love it in either nubby cotton yarn, a combination of wool and rayon. The wife came home with a black eye and a bump on her head. Her husband asked what was the mat- "It's that silly car of yours," she pouted. "I took it out for a spin and it ran into a telegraph pole." "My new car is ruined," moaned the husband. "And it's all your fault. You ran into the telegraph pole because of your wild way of driving." "That's not true," she protested. "Just to show how wrong you are I happened to be powdering my nose at the time." Stray Stories .top at the uvstt St V ADA COLDEN-Ke- two-piece- ter. KCTABLE-fLEAN TA All eyes on this knitted r! So Summery, in white or pastels, it's done mainly in stockinette stitch, with a lace stitch defining its "sunburst" yoke. Use a NOT RECKLESS AT ALL 1 -- i-r- Seamless Knit on Round Needle A r A-- ' LAKE SALT LAD"ME. l( i tn SEED CO. frinPNTAL eth -- On the .ad track crops. ?';r , Titf'S' FREE PRESS. LEHI. UTAH OUR COMIC SECTION "alfalfa seed I adapted Alfalfa ED wmmum mm imiaiaiiininii n, i OtaUn in ,,, yaBT'lisiiiiiiirr i VSS a ' iiaaii ; " i't 'iimmmw f J EHI Ttl inliiaii wiMiBiiinirtwiiil" Toa can try Dostou'a Facial Magnaada on tha atoat Ubaral cilar wa ha to avar nada good lot a law waak. only. Wa will aand yoa a lull 12 oa. bottla (ratail prtca $1) plus a regular aisad bos ol lanou. MUnaala Wafer, (known throughout tha country aa tha original Milk oi MagnaaU tablata), plus tha Dantoa Magio Mirror (abows all to. you what your akin epadahet aaaa) only $1 Don't aalaa out on tola remarkable oiler. ... Writ, today. DENTON'S Facial Magnesia wWe. 0& .iter f low j si SCLtCT PRODUCTS.tne. 440Z-Zl- r.it, ratas. City, S.T. Eacloaad Had I or aUaipa; (oaaa YacVaor WBlca eano aa you a i7Vvi jr paolal Introductory ooasblaattoa. J ,Vaie. Sr( J City Ad'd'raa. .................. Srar. I J ! J . |