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Show i a stop, at a water tank, the old engineer briefed his green young fireman. The fireman climbed to the tender, as per 'instructions, and managed to bring the spout down all right. But somehow his foot tangled in. the chain and he floundered right into the tank. The engineer regarded him and his plight with a jaundiced eye. mdicansContinue 1o the-engln- Eat More and More Meat CHICAGO (UP) The American appetite for meat appears almost limitless, according to the American Meat Institute. S tox Elder NEWS Brigham City, Utah Wednesday. April.4, 1958 Just Dropped In The SPENCER, W ; Va. (UP) operator of a gas station in a rural section near here is not apt to be tAken by surprise by anything from now on. A man appeared suddenly and ordered Just fill the tank with water, Fill er up, using his gas No need credit card. He explained his Sonny, he drawled. to tramp it down. helicopter had run out of fuel. During the last quarter of 1955 the populace devoured meat at the annual rate of 170 pounds apiece. This was eight pounds higher than during the same period a ' year earlier. (m. fPf',- - MORB julQnwMA MRE ' ton-mi- le mm ki'G1 A-.- Vi. i . Sex-ting- . A ANNvtRBOR, Mich. '(UP) who has studied psychologist the marriages of some 300 couples, for !the past 20 years claims the most significant change has been the attitude toward reli- gion. Prof. Lowell E. Kelly, psychologist at the University of Michigan, said both men and women place more emphasis on religious values today than they did when first married, Kelly, who started the still incomplete study in 1935 with friends and classmates, said other findings revealed that there also is a deft & Vs inite tendency among couples to be less neat, .less energetic, have fewer interests and shorter tempers. Instruments used in obtaining information: for the study included psychological tests, personal interviews and questionnaires. Kelly, past president of the .AFPK-VAssoAmerican Psychological ciation said the attitude of man SNOWMAN and wife toward housework also CAROLYNS Carolynn Rosser, Undergoes a change as the years in go by. The change, he explains, beau who ..could tie a in is from one of indifference knots anytime, straightens the early years to' a definite dis. m ..ra d ' P out the tie on a giant snow-iria- ri made . of tumbleweed. Carolyn built, her snowman in El Paso, Tex where the temperatures hover in the middle 70 tf'. This, of course, makes it somewhat difficult to make showmen ' even in Texas. The National Guard Is oldest military organization the country. Its history back more than 300 years. like. u , Avoid the Crush First Convict M to new cellmate) How long are you in for? ' ' . . , v; ' , '... ton-mil- Psychologist Has Report on Marriage then-engage- v MORE averaging 21.042 miles per gallon, winning first place honors in its price, displacement and weight classes, as well as overall Sweepstakes honors. The e average was 61.3, the highest Imperial margin of victory in the history of the event.' The car was driven by Mel Alsbury Jr. of Hollywood. In Colorado Springs, Colorado, a 3 956 Imperial crosses the finish line to win the 1956 Mobilgas Economy Run Sweepstakes, topping all 22 other U. S. cars entered and establishing it on a basis as the most economical car in America, run from Los Angeles Imperial made the four-da- y s i . ' Most Appreciated. with a concrete pipe irrigation system you save labor, time and trouble . . . and moneyl Contact W. R. White ... Co., today 'Col lege students and maybe other prefer their humor with a dash of sex, according to a study made iby Leslie F. Malpass of Illinois , Universitys Southern psychology department. CARBONDALE, 111. tenonce. RELAX Humor ed . enin.tolled irrigation tystom properly da.igi.od. properly Com. Investment. i a paying during W. R. White concrete pipe thof savings in time, labor and water patent records demonstrote in two t. loss in ditches pay th. c.mpleto cost o( a good system os m work (or you to (our yoors, while the system continues mainand o( minimum depreciation permanent asset with A CUP) Malipass tested students pre ference in jokes and cartoons to find out what people laugh ' at and why. He also wanted to know what effect, df any, sur roundings had on those who lis tened to jokes or looked at car toons. Clenmore The light, mild Bourbon vwTvm risicit ooiaod STRAIGHT BOURBON 86 PROOF. CLENMORE COMCMTf 1 KENTUCKY PM COBBUOMIO CIKVM1I otAiMVMi OF PRODUCT IS TRADITiC'rr LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, m MUl 4 1 COMCMW ic mw 5E5Ba8ss5saresBe5s . Malpass classified jokes and cartoons as sexual, aggressive and whimsical. Then he show ed the humor to the students in groups of 30 or more, In groups of six or seven and alone. The students rated the humor as the funniest ever seen to the 'poorest example of car toon. The psychologist found the . students prefer "sex-oriente- d jokes over whimsical humor or aggression type jokes that are based on attack against a per" son or other object. also found Malpass people laugh at jokes most readily In a large group, less when alone and the least when in a small gathering. He suspects "fear of being noticed holds down re action to jokes in small groups. . New cellmate 'Ninety-nin- e . ing to years. How long are you ' here Never mind! Ill give you 550 ' to settle out of court.1 for? . First Convict Seventy five Okay. Ill take your' money; : the V y Say,. what are you laughing at? years.". in New cellmate Then you Thats a counterfeit bill. What goes take the" bed near the door. 'You are you laughing at? Ive got a wooden leg. get out first! 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