Show at CROSSCUTS solomon was the first man who proposed to pait the hen in the middle an orator sa ing tint he had a cry mixed audience was asked how it happened oh said he I 1 stirred it up so with my eloquence rheumatic mr burke bathed him spit in turpentine at lona la ind then lighted his cipf fur a comtoi table smoke lie was burned to death no ou dont ou must kiy as ou go exclaimed tho landlois land loid as ho caught an impecunious hoarded liying to skip away spittoons Spit are furnished in new preston churches tor the accommodation of tobacco chewers it 13 unless to protest against abi we can orl weaned ly chopo abit their aim is when you wint w int to tickle a woman stick a hand ome ostrich either under her nose says he stuck a mus tache dundei a youna ladys noso to tickle hei ten airs ago and he has haid to pay her beai d avei since about of tho beir lie average is linga wako nights contriving how he can yet a big to deepen the trout ti earns in ins district so the catfish cm float in them they know how to acre thain wreckers in mexico five of alx m burned a ande on the mexican na dional railroad on a fadd ahey were caught on saturday shot on bunday and slept under the sod at sundown bob burdette says A new contribution basket ads just been invented which rings a gong e en time a button without in eye or a ten cent piece with one i dropped into it ahe first bun day it vas tried in an amsterdam church it went off like a galling gun the lound tup it is his made an offer to oscar wilde for the lattu to sit on jumbo and noe in the strict pro sessions cessions ces if of wilde bittins on pliAnt jumbo eie to sit on wilde the result would bo moro bitis facton to the people and it t hurt jumbo much do you see thoe two distance i es we see the objects aforesaid aie the two dogs over d piece of cents a pound no they are not the die two united states senators f the state of and they aro fighting the of benu yan cor lect elect class ma go to their seats A paia of vegetal lans who opre while taking i walk in the fields attacked i bull w aich them out of ins pasture ilits houi gratitude is i iou great exclaimed exl aimed one of the ladies panting bioni and fatigue eat beef times a da f bogs mr lias fallen off he bridge into the creek and she calli to me to her some succor quickly or she would drown lit lip tommy out of anath wall why don t ou do it then hy le come alter oui or jwill perkins baid last night at the po that since S im cheever died vou acie the only sucked left in tho hillige the history of music has never givan us a moie ravi bingly seductive ment thin the xylophone it s nature s own about t ie cui few ballor the waible of the bobolink boi or the mountain streams if ou but the musical cnown as the xylophone scoops them all make a picket fence with pickets ot different lengths and pound on it kiili a stick of stova wood ind ou lne tho xylophone it is cheaper than the piano and can leach almo t as much divine it is the leach of all ind it is wonderfully soothing to the air the xylophone in ippe aranco a corduroy cot duroy budge and in sound resembles the aheong ong of the male guinea hen as he coos to his mate |