Show STUDENT LIF13 PAGE SEVEN “Ah! is this a dagger I see before me!" — oh what a blunder it QUOTATIONS FROM GREAT MEN is only my hat (By Mr Blink) ‘'Give me Ruby or giv death’ — George Fster “I'd rather he rich than Bresi dent ’ohurn “I came (and stayed 'till a m) I saw (her mother coming Abe ( ooley 11 our one time down stairs) Sophomore Matinee Saturday conquered (the ( famous sprinter was seen around worlds speed record — Charley 4 to Mi ( iregor th(‘ halls this Aveek WANTED by the Track Team “A horse! a horse! the tender sympathy and modest Gladys has resumed her happi- Mv gym suit for a horse” ness as Freda encouragement of the girls arrived safely — Hugh Peterson 4 home after a pleasant day prun"I conn to bury Dutch II not In a remote corner of the hall trees ing Brigham to praise Eng 7"— Charley West Dunk found Burns demonstrating Gentlemen please don't read to (Henna the basketball fouls —— til's What! you're reading il The Misses Jessie and Mari “Don’t forget the Kcclcs entertained the Sorosis so- anyhow! Matinee Saturday'’ at ciety Wednesday evening lim Ilaslam has gone to Brigtheir home ham City to fill fhe vacancy in A E Bowen gave a most interBox Elder High school occasioned esting lecture on “Notes and by tin illness of Mr Bunderson Loans’’ to the Gommerial stml-ent- s 4: Baines in Hist Fowler Saturday afternoon which would you rather he a disSomething that gym floor always satisfied person or a satisfied hog lacks ? Fowler: I don't exactly know Sophs have discovered that Logan I've only had experience in the has “lloor-wa!” one ease pin” — Miss Kyle The “E’s” that students make live after them the “A hi” are oft’ interred with their bones” — Ben Parkinson '( he (Dr Ball) doth bestride this college like a Colossus and we petty men walk un- “Why 1 I man der his huge legs and peep about to find ourselves flunking in every subject — Brossard & Mohr “The fault Dear Alfred is not but in our teachers that we are flunking” — Alf Caine and Amv Lvman in ourselves - x 4 Olson Vervene ATTORNEY BOWEN ADHayes and Della Ostler have reDRESSES COMMERCIALITES turned to Salt Lake City having The Commercial Club at last come up for the Theta ball 4 has its lecture course arranged It was a noteworthy miracul- Representatives of e ous and remarkable occurranee business are signed up to address yesterday when the library clock tin students interested in Comwas only two minutes behind the mercial work It had for its initial speaker Atgong torney A E Bowen of the firm Gordon Kirby who graduates of Neheker Thatcher and Bowen this year has accepted a position who talked to a large assembly with the Nevada Land company of students last Saturday on flu and is at present buying up the subject of “Negotiable InstruMisses (’ora - Wear your rubbers Saturday — or when you get on that floor you will land like iiDPB 4 Miss Until Johnson was hostess at pleasant party Monday ev tiling given in honor of Mr Bya ron Howells The rooms were corated artistically ers were laid for two Our Exclusive Line of Murdocks Chocolates ments" dairy stock available de- in green Cov- The speaker went into the subwith Beginning ject in detail the history of commercial paper he traced its origin and laws relating to the instruments up to Distinguishing the present time the between principal kinds of negotiable instruments and why they came into use He dwelt for some time on the “to order clause which d'st inguishes negotiation from assignment Showing the benefits and burdens that each instrument carries with it The subject was very well chosen and very clearly treated The lively discussion that followed the lecture bespoke of interest manifest in the Did you Senior to Freshman: know that this school is noted all over the Nation for its lira'll ? Freshman: Well it ought to be the Freshmen bring lots in and the Seniors never take any out subject con-sMcrnb- Are made under the most sanitary and up to date methods of manufac- ture known and of the finest quality of materials that ran lc obtained consequently wo are in the host possible position to furnish the finest Cliocoiatrs and Creams on the market and also the best values Try us and lie com I need that our goods are superior to an) tiling manufactured In ibis line WEAR WALDORF 1 n Correct College Clothes and you will be Satisfied Logan’s Popular Clothing Slore le COME TO SHOE FITTING We Carry Everything you need including Stationery Toilet Articles Perfume Soap etc You Will Need Ask to See Them n Nobby Bathing Cap this fall SIIOI-MTITIN- Andreas Peterson & Sons J (MX? AN'S ONLY ItXCIA'sI VI SllOIt STOItlt) 2 For Your School Supplies S1TC1A1ISTS VI' AIUI ONLY SIIOFS Wit FIT AND SKMi IS A SCIFNCF US-22- CO-O- P II DRUG COMPANY “The Prescription Store" West Center Street Phone 21 |