Show MY FAVOl RITE ST STORIES ORIES by IRV IRVIN IN S COBB two conundrum and a tragedy I 1 do not imil know why it 1 la that met nearly early all the to having to do with t tru lift lity should be anold amud bt at the be scot par personally ily it has ham bwy man III to a in me that the scotch were it not or a all stingy race mom but rather that they th ey 1 merely I bad elevated can in be busl ie leal deal true to in the nth degree your average Brot scotchman bratchow chow due does not or p particularly r wish ih to board his bla money any he ay merely iy it desire that when he be spends it he shall obtain blot a proper return but it if a one may to ay judge audne by the overbearing yield ot of S tm torlea rather stories i aimed rimed 1 ad it at the scotch th the world at large bolus to a different view law you know of course the ancient conundrum which was waa printed ye year arm ago in london punch As aa I 1 ish recall 1 all it this conundrum ran as foil follows how at the conclusion limit of a railroad 11 journey can you definitely fix the 1 na I lity of an agli english va lafr benger get I 1 an irish passenger ind and a kit scotch polar passenger 9 wr uhe I 1 be onsber was the englishman hurries hands to the th lunch stand the irishman hastens a tono to bato the bar the Scot scotchman chown goes back through the train to see bee it anybody left anything then here hem just the other day a ft friend lend tired fired this one at me chy IN by he be asked nate have the M scotch a wase bense of humor ad all right I 1 eald U all bite tell me mr boom why have the scotch denae we of h humor or Bert because mam he be old bald it ita a affo gift A still later addition to the imp crop has just reached me it Is fj stated that a an englishman standing treat to a scot scotchman e hat n at a pub recommended that Us his i guest eat try some very fine brandy which the establishment had bad in stock at three shillings a drink with glistening eyes the scotchman son agreed d he waited until the barmaid had bad poured out the brandy and then the with a sudden leap imp he pounced upon the glows alg it 1 in both head hands as am 1 tn a vise via why do you yon 1 do that old door asked ind too the asuma ad brat boat because said old the scotchman when I 1 we waa a verra terra young ann I 1 back in Edinbur edinburgh Lb in the year 1862 I 1 saw one or of them spilled |