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Broadway Stardust The fountain pen firm which Introduced Introduced in introduced In- In the water under-water pen soon will well bring out an an- water under-water perfume perfume perfume per per- fume so you will smell sweet while swimming Greatest invention since soap Bess Miss America America America Amer Amer- ica of 1945 is organizing a piece 21 girl all-girl band They will follow Tex Beneke's crew at the in January Greenwich Conn home burg for some of the wealthiest people in the world Is in a tizzy with excitement excitement excitement ex ex- about the identity of the 20 locals who voted Communist Some of the millionaires there are suspected Lindy's raised its excellent coffee a nickel per cup Multiply that nickel by the over patrons weekly and get dizzy How night club concessionaires I get rich The recent half-cent half per pack rise in cigarettes prompted concessionaire Ellis to tilt his price a jitney per pack Midtown Vignette Blanche Yurka a fine actress got her first stage assignment in ages recently and therein lies this paragraph Blanche wearied wearied wearied wear wear- I of playing frowzy character roles in the films and returned I Ito to Broadway open to offers None came until came until Eve owner of a beauty parlor persuaded persuaded persuaded per per- La Yurka to let herself be So wot When showmen saw the new Yurka they became entranced entranced entranced en en- and goose pimply But the role she got got is is that of ofa a progressive German woman wom wom- an mit an-mit mit glammer Cure of alcoholism isn't as simple as the movies make out Many such sanitariums around now charge as high as daily For a little number called Mother Wore Tights Betty Grable Grable Grable Gra- Gra ble wears mink tights tights mink mink not pink Realty experts are amused at the 10 per cent raise the newspapers newspapers news news- p. p papers pers are giving them when rent controls die they die they expect the average average average aver aver- age tilt to be at least 20 May go goas goas goas as tall as 60 D. D Smart the mag publisher will offer Elliott Roosevelt for a good interview w when he returns from Moscow Elliott is cleaning up a mint mainly because I he became good copy following I all those press attacks on him for over a year Street Scene Secy of State Byrnes saving a woman from being hit by a bus at and Madison The other oUter night in the House Hous of Dixon the the- Joe Mooney Mooney Moo Moo- ney quartet started playing its humorous arrangement of Just Justa a Gigolo A pleasant look ing log young chap sitting with an older woman at the ringside became uncomfortable as Mooney Mooney Moo Moo- ney started singing the special lyrics directly at him As the laughter grew the fellow squirmed He excused himself himself himself him him- self and beat a hasty retreat to the lounge room until the Ute song ended When he returned his companion teased him about l Ills his s sell self But Buthe Buthe Buthe he was singing it right at me he remarked and everyone was laughing My Iy 1 dear the woman replied patting his hand Joe Mooney looney was singing directly at your imagination You see Joe is blind The Intelligentsia Henry Millers Miller's novel Dovel Tropic of Capricorn banned in the U. U S. S has been one Df f Frances France's language English-language best sellers It recently was translated Into French and was banned 1 Tom Costain author of The Black Rose a click has finished a new one due in March Money Man Contact Nebraska penitentiary's penitentiary's iarY's publication features profiles pro tiles flies under the title of ties Philip Wylies Wylie's Generation Generation Generation Genera tion of Vipers book four years old still sells 1000 copies a week via boosters His next will be called An Essay on Morals The few times H. H S. S T. T does something right he be doesn't tell teU the country about it Recently hes he's alleged to have received a scorching letter from froma a newly elected big shot screaming against raising the immigration bars The President supposedly replied replied replied re re- re- re plied Unless you happen to be bean bean bean an American Indian your attitude atti- atti tude is stupid Applied retroactively retroactively retroactively retro retro- actively you could never have been born here since your forbears forbears forbears for for- bears wouldn't have been able t td ul emigrate from their foreign birthplaces Sounds In the Night In the Mermaid Mermaid Mermaid Mer Mer- maid room a lovely dress but her face is showing In Inthe Inthe Inthe the Stork the sort of gal galmen galmen galmen men look at twice They dont don't beLieve believe believe be be- lieve it the first time In the Village A nice guy is someone who takes a lady out A wolf takes her in At Chateaubriand Chateaubriand Chateaubriand Chateau Chateau- briand That nobody used to be somebody until he he was ev ev- At the Henry Hudon Hudson Hudson Hud Hud- son on Who Vho writes his At the Victorian room Oh jont be a jerk Or am I too late |