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Show That it takes even a man of push to propel a wheelbarrow. . That William Rockefeller left nothing to charity on his death. Maybe he thought John D. was doing too much of that thing. . That old maids are said to be experts when it comes to telling a mother how to raise her child. That the streets of Bingham have put on a city-life appearance, appear-ance, i "' ; That "Safety First' should be the motto of every man who is employed around dynamite, dynamite dy-namite caps and all explosives and to see that they are beyond the reach of children. That you should give Fred Johnson that painting job you have promised your wife so long you would get done. - ; That there are a number of fools, $ but isn't it' funny that sometimes twelve get on a jury. That humility' is good for a man if it isn't thrust upon him. - That a man who hasn't civic pride enough in him to subscribe two dollars for the News is a poor citizen. Do you think a weekly newspaper is an asset to the camp or not? . 'i That it has always taken two to make a bargain and always will do. ' That a friend's eye is a good looking glass. That even a tadpole can boast of liia social position, because it is in the swim. That while the fool is waiting for an opportunity the wise man takes one. That Flo Ziegfeld says, "Nine out of ten American girls have beautiful legs." ,M ' ii i i. . ."' Did It Ever Occur to You That when men fail to see the beauty in the other fellow's wife then comes the millenium. .That wealth cannot buy youth. . Glands may be purchased and transferred but what about the soul that is spoken of. Thjt vountr people are not easily eas-ily frightened over ' kissing germs ; they smack their lips over them. ..'. That she might have been cute and very pretty, but she wasn't fresh. Thnf women were loved in hoop skirts, in bustles, in corsets, in Ion? skirts, slit skirts and short skirts; it don't make any difference how much or how little lit-tle they wear, love is love just the same. That suckers are poor fish who make it easy for the others to swim. , , That if a man dies fighting he isn't licked. , That slipping things over on the other fellow yields but momentary mo-mentary satisfaction. That the News has the best equipped Job Printing Plant that Bingham people have ever seen here, all new type and machinery. ma-chinery. P,rinjr in your printing orders this week. |