Show A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY MAN Needed in the Business Is Business Is it your our Intention to put the price of ot coal so BO high that the public will have to go without t 1 Certainly not said the owner mine-owner In n a magnanimous ma tone We dont don't want the public to freeze to death We Vc must have ha some somebody holly to buy coal eOll you know Washington Washington Star Guilty Guilty Hollo lIello said to Littleton Littleton Lit Lit- tieton whom ho met In the market markeL Alter After something nice Eh Eb stammered Littleton blu blushing guiltily I 1 just saw you YOUl looking at It those 1 peaches y Say Sn they were peaches pea hes weren't they Did you notice the one with the big brown eyes eyes Philadelphia Press Unreasonable Boarder Uncle Uncle Ezra Wilkins-Hanged Wilkins Hanged if It these elt city fellers tellers queer That young oung dude thet's with us didn't hey hev no complaint last summer b but t this season hes he's all allus us kickin bout the butter Hank Hun What's What's the matter with it Uncle Ezra Cussed Ezra Cussed If It I know Its It's tho the same butter we had last year year- Judge After the Profit Great Grent Great Scott cried the summer hotel guest as he hc looked at his bill youre oure charging twice what you ou did last summer Of Ot course replied the proprietor calmly We Wc didn't expect to do It at atthe atthe atthe the beginning of or the season sean but hut we had such fuch a a. rainy July that there was nothing doing and so these August prices ar are necessary But I wasn't to blame for tor the rain min protested the guest Neither was I I. I replied the landlord land lana lord in a tone that seemed to that this settled the matter And it did Chicago Chicago Post |