n I I II I bachelors a Crazy Lot F FIGURES FIGURES are not the of matter things that 1 the unthinking believe Imagination lurks in rn them hem especially in pre-election pre estimates Poetry is there too at times and now they come with wilh a 8 flavor of romance that irradiates them with a l ro rosy y glow that hat of the hearthstone I A report on the causes which led to insanity in inthe inthe the lie patients in the government hospitals and the stations in life of the inmates which has just been made to Walter Fisher secretary of the interior shows that insanity seizes the bachelor with ith gre greater ter ease than the benedict despite the worry the married man is supposed to undergo Of the patients the overwhelming majority are unmarried II Theres There's a reason a as g the breakfast food ad trumpets forth A slothful sluggish mind one that runs on greased wheels along smooth ways doesn't always mean menn mental health The brain like all the theother theother theother other members nee needs s exercise If it isn't used and n used aright it atrophies Now your bachelor has little relatively speaking king of or this exercise for the brain that is he doesn't have bave the quick shifts the jumping from one alien subject to tG another the tense attention which uch luch acro acrobatics demands that are the lot of the m married man Even Een if he be is the head of ot a big business a successful successful success success- ful man in ill the eyes of the world his thoughts go along a certain s e In time the they grow mech mechanical He conducts his business without the diversity of thinking which is es essential to a sane and strong brain arain I The married man has his worries but they stimulate stimulate tim tim- him And he has his blessings in the abundance abundance bun bun- dance of subjects for thought and protection and love ove which they bring He doesn't carry earry his business home lome with him The affairs o of ot home hom crowd that away Tommys Tommy's standing at school or his fighting propensities propensities-a a splinter of ot old that he hr glories in his in-his his wife wife's s 's list of interesting subjects and alas some somo that are arc not so pleasant His attention is I always alert I It used to he be the common belief that rest was imperative im im- im- im hut but science no now proves that it is diversity which counts A change is better than utter tion Married men get this change they g got get t with it too the tIle sense of protection and affection which is elemental And they get a 3 reciprocal love Jove which is is best of all As a rule married men don dont don't t go insane They are too busy and too happy