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He boarded a bus for the return home and who was sitting opposite him on the bus but the acquaintance to whom he had Just returned the umbrella. The other man eyed Smith's armful of umbrellas rather admiringly. "Darned good hunting, Smith," he complimented him. No Come-Dow- :,cri Je' I M jtie, f too Make Several THIS DARLING little is so easy to set-- , want to make several in diV colors. Rows of bold ricrac the front panel, a narrow sasfcT pertly in back. J -- uis Crisp, Casual n SIMPLE, casual to make up in a crisp, brightly colored cotton. The slanted closing is accented with a gay novelty button, the peplum flares out just er . P.atter" right. im e ; n I ART WINBURG if 'jk two-piec- 2. bo! In r' s se si For t iaily. da,. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERS nr. SSO South Wells St. Pattern No. 8293 Is In sizes 18 and 20. Size 14, 4 yards of 12, 14, Chlc(U Enclose 25 cents pattern desired. Pattern No. 16, In coini to m --Stzt Name Don't miss the Fall and Winter FASHION it's brimful of ideas for smart inside No. 8354 comes i yl Address sewing. Free pattern printed 25 cents. the book. A famous author was attending a party when a very unimportant writer came up to him and belittled himself to the author. He admitted that he was a poor writer, a hack, and shouldn't even be included in the great man's company. The author listened patiently for five minutes, then said, "Why do you make yourself so small? You were never that big." I TAKE THIS, BACK TO THE DUGOUT AND BRING ME THE HOME "RUM BAT f MUTT AND JEFF l'i Ou riivj njn oitc con vj. . SVJ AKIf) AK1V OUESTION YOU ASK IF I CAN'T ANSWER! T tlus you WW 'wn ASK ME BUT WU MUST DVNN! A GROUND BECAUSE VEH- - BUT HE STARTS HOW DID PfA r7", WES fj&ph WHICH VA CANT ANSWER ucmvc Mny around pikt THE TOP OP X THE HOLE L jANSWER J By Bud Fisher I V -t BE ABLE TO ANSWER it or you 1U iV I L I b QUESTION! 51 I vou WDHCK p' -- fcA WHEN HE DIGS IT? FAY ME ? DUNNO! thats youR VJHB.S. DOIT It was during Franklin D. Roosevelt's third term that a grammar-schoo- l pupil was asked how he was getting along with his studies. He explained that he studied just hard enough to get passing Still Stock grades. Gerald had inherited the chore of "Oh, that will never do," said mowing the lawn every week from his shocked aunt, "don't you know his three older brothers. That was that if you don't study very hard an old family custom. When the you will never grow up to be latest addition to the family was President of the United States?" old enough he was shown how to dn "I don't expect to, anyway," It and there was no escape. replied the lad with complete lack it was the day to mow the lawn of ambition, "I'm a Republican." again when he was told that an other baby had been brought to th An Englishman was sent bv his house. He beamed happily at the company to investigate the possigooa news. bilities of drilling oil wells in the "And what do you think?" hi wilds of Venezuela. He had been father continued. "You now have there a few days and had become a baby sister." quite chummy with a man who Gerald's face fell as he muttered spoke English well. He was un disconsolately, "Golly, I'm stuck YES, in just7days...inone5hortwri,. certain, however, of the man's na witn the lawn." tionality. He might have been an a group of people who changed American or he might have been old dentifrices to Calox Toolh Podn MAKING CONVERSATION a Venezuelan who had learned aged 38 brighter teeth by scientific K from As English. One day the Englishman askpd the man, "Are you a foreigner Why not change to Calox Calox today so vour InrvVinir foolli ran clarf ,w...-v. brighter tomorrow! ... here, too?" JITTER im hot n' mco. 9ts A SOOO SMOVYB 6RAHOI W)U. The fellow gazed I. r T t-- J t7..ANO WHAT 5k &Nfor By Arthur Pointer American." ) OO VOU ,t,h,s GEE, 1 CAN PCMrMRco LITTLE U&RPISON TO HAVE THIS STUFF ALL OVER HIS CUTIE- FACE ltU yt by Clark TWE LITTLE ANGELS. YA JUiT CAN'T HEIP BUT LOVING XM TO r1WIiW PIECES WWW 'why you i!VieJ7w ( .. now. ) S. Haas mrdeeA (control thv J A- I The green car rolled to a smooth halt and the driver leaned out of the window and called to the old man with a cane. "Am I on the right road to Springfield?" he asked. ..Jv,e, old man looked UP and said. Lu? ' The driver shouted, "Am I on the right road to Springfield?" "You'll hev to talk a leetle louder, young feller. I'm a mite deef." om man replied. The driver tried a third time then realizing the case was hopeless, continued on his way. He had traveled about three miles when he came to a farmhouse in front of which the farmer's wife was standing. He stopped the car and called. Am I on the?" "Keep right on this road," she u. i neara you the first time. VIRGIL V TACTPV J 1 ft N?E-OOM5 CANT HAVE SPOLVOUR he Pm de- an Keep SUNNYSIDE WHEN "Not Posted on Values By Reading the ads fl ,'s' at him nantly. "Foreigner?" manded wrathfullv. k yourself? By Len Klei. ' v ri THINK AeOWN) lAM rywouLD kmow better 'I'1'' i; v FAIR ENOUGH "May i take Johnny to the oo tomorrow afternoon?" his elder sister asked. "Certainly not." snapped the boys father. "If the 200 wants mm. let them come after him!" To " tioilFLAKES! 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