Show HUMOR OF THE IIOMl I I Pardon mE If I bore you said the polite Spanish bullet t the Cuban and I the latter gurgled with his dying breath You have found a way to my heart I which was quite unexpected Philadelphia Philadel-phia Record I In a Sydney newspaper there was this advertisement Wanted A man able to I teach French and the piano and to look after the bull TitBits I Talnt the man dat shouts de loudes I a longesY said Uncle Eben dat hab de bes er de argyment Er brass drum I keeps er talkin by de hour but er musket mus-ket only speaks once Washington Star I In a church in Dublin lately the choir was startled during the singing of the psalm by the appearance of the organ blowers head who shouted out TitBits Sing like blazes the bellows is busted What does it mean pop when the papers pars say a person died a natural death When a man dies a natural death Bobbie it means that he died without I medic assistance Brooklyn Life Too Lazy to Kick Flasher So Ease I mans dead poor fellow How did he die dieDumbletonWithout Dumbleton Without a struggle I Flasher might have known t He I never was known to exert himself Public Pub-lic Opinion Taat sir said the phrenologist plan j f j i Ing the tips of his fingers on a hump on Bliggins head Is your bump of locomotion tionRight you are replied Bllgsins I got tnat last night while trying to learn to ride a bicycle Buffalo Express Time an EssenUaiI suppose you have forgotten that you owe me ten shillings lings said Philips severely No I havent retorted Wilbour I meant to have done so but I havent succeeded suc-ceeded a yet Give me time old man and I will TitBits He Was an Honest TrampIm hungry hun-gry madam he said but I scorns ale a-le I aint that I am out o work thats brought me to this its that the work is out o me I youve got any plazzy chairs that needs holdln down on windy days Im whim to earn the bite which yen purt face leads me to believe Ill git Harpers Bazar Sad CaseI have been here for three days said the stranger Impressively Yes suh said the landlord of the Georgia village tavern And I did have a notion of Investing and settling down here but If that confounded con-founded fellow In the house across the way cant be Induced to stop playing I You Love Me Tell Me So on the cornet I am going to some other town Mister sad the landlord when I tell you who that poor feller Is mebbe you wont blame him so much That Journal there Is Tom Watson Indianapolis |