Show flow to Eat a Watermelon t There are many ways of eating melon all of which are good but some better than othera The primitive primi-tive way still ardently pursued by small boyd of all colors is to get into somebody elaes patch and bust one open and then 8d there bury the countenance in it Another way is to cut it in two parts give your neighbor one half and a spain and make similar provision for yourself this is called an Eastern Sho dialogue dia-logue A great deal of substantial courting can be done in this way The hotel plan of cutting it like a tulip and putting a lump of ice inside is tha worst way Ice should not touch the pulp The best way is to bury it in the ice for two days Ii takes fully that time to get all the heat out of it Then cut it lengthwise length-wise into about four pieces and eat it at nightthat and nothing else Watermelons are unwholesome however how-ever if plncked too green or if much overripe Some unfortunate people are unable to eat the en at all But the happy average man can place I himself on the outside of half a water melon without any gastric disturb bance People however deal unjustly un-justly with this fruit sometimes by eating a hearty dinner first and then topping off with a melon and then if a moral earthquake sots up in tho interior in-terior they charge it to the melon But this is clearly unjust The watermelon water-melon should be taken betweea meals It was intended as an episode epi-sode an interludea romance without with-out wordsa nocturne in green and rednot to be mingled with bacon and greens Its indulgence leaves a certain cer-tain epigastral expansion but this is painless and evanescenttake another an-other slice |