Show I Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK OUR COUNTRY Senator Barry Goldwater remarked at the recent Republican is far more right with this Country than WHAT IS quote from our and is a sickening feeling in the pit of accompanied an to vomit a strong sense of disgust and This is a epilogue leading into the unfaithful of and to our Jane Fonda and Attorney Ramsey Let us make short shrift of He came from a comparatively prominent wealthy his father was a He held a high U. S. position in the last administration This makes us nauseous He should have better sense than to be used as a tool of the JANE FONDA'S Henry Fonda gained fame and fortune as an She is recognized as an Henry Fonda could have gained wealth and fame only in the U.S.A. Jane Fonda could not have gained the success which she has as an actress without the well known fame of her she has been in North Vietnam recently making 10 radio broadcasts to U. S. Service She is just another quisling who gives aid and comfort to the QUOTE from at least one of her several radio people what doing when they pull the push the you allow these same people and same liars to define for you who your enemy If ignorance is folly to be Another Angela Davis an avowed She was given a far more fair trial than would have been given any place in the Yet and after the trial she turned and in the of those who acquitted and exonerated THESE person's we are talking about not only but brains of To these malignant people we could say our Country or leave SIGNS YOU CAN SEE IN THESE DELIGHTFUL U.S. OF AMERICA In a Magic Shop for In a hallway of a department baby carriages and foreign sports cars allowed in Over a Pet house suitable for large dog or small Over a fruit does not blush when it In a dance dancing except on in front of a we have the next dents An who was one of the last to leave East told of an unusual experience he had before he got This man went to a Berlin dentist he would charge to pull a The dentist wanted one hundred that's home my dentist would charge only five Ten What's the big said the pull it out through your You can't open your mouth in East COME I have taken many courses in education but m none these did I get as succinct a definition of the process as a student's mother once gave She boy what he and he what he's gonna be but he sure what he FUTURE SALESMAN For several days a mother had noticed a bulky parcel among the neat packages in the new food but had been too busy to When she finally unwrapped she was amazed to find three dozen carefully shaped Inquiry about them was greeted by a wail from seven-year-old Please don't throw them I'm going to make a lot of money selling genuine January snowballs on the Fourth of FIRST MIRROR A backwoodsman mountaineer one day found a mirror which a tourist had if it my old he said as he looked in the never knew he had his pitcher He took the mirror stole Into his house and hid it in the but his actions did not escape his suspicious That night while he slept she slipped up to the attic and found the she looking into that's the old hag he's been WE NEED THEM Maybe the famous Inscription on the Statue me your your your huddled masses to breathe the wretched refuse of your teeming should be changed to something like ask for your your your your SHE The young lady was to attend a banquet although she suffering from a miserable To be on the safe before leaving she tucked two handkerchiefs into the bosom of her evening At began rummaging to the right and to the left In her looking for a fresh So engrossed was she that she failed to notice how all dinner conversation had ceased and all eyes had turned in fascination to observe her Suddenly realization came to her and looking she murmured in utter I know I had two when 1 came HE KNOWS In his type-written a bachelor dependent It was returned from Washington with the is probably a stenographic The bachelor sent it back with an added note of his telling GOOD Our neighbor fell for a black puppy in a pet shop and inquired about its mother is a purebred father comes from a good NEXT We recently read the following advice on a florist's Carefully delivery may be your LAST WORD Old Satan picked un the phone when it rang in his he in hell do you want to speak j |