Show A mustache can come back the frost la is on the sunday school picnic it will take a snow storm to do away with straw hats outside the slight chill of this ven weather ther can you beat it the best of aviators often come down when they least expect to while the aeroplane Is still in its infancy it is a very husky infant guess they will discard the hobble skirt now fashion says its passe in the matter of joy jay riding it Is becoming c harder than ever to tell a steal from rom a borrow aeroplane flights and balloon races are fascinating but think how good the walking jai it if the world Is going insane some modern music must be consciously written for the future if your digestion Is bad its because you lack sand A spoonful with each meal says the doctor boys boya in chicago public schools are to take up sowing why a assume bachelorhood tor for them so early in the day not all men are poets says a reviewer of current terse now it if wo we could ebule only convince them of at that truth baden powell has landed in now york it if your boy bay asks for a khaki suit cult and a scout hat dont bo be surprised why lg Is it everybody has a bottle of car carbolic bolle setting around the house somewhere to be taken in mistake for medicine japanese Ja panesa children are to be taught to write with both hands the paper trust may be encouraging the movement speaking of menu menla french it la Is a fact that english Is express expressive iv enough to designate all that the ordinary man wants to eat an attempt Is being made to americanize hotel menus pork and white wings one in the dark find and ilam ham on rye when song going I 1 brittig haa aas been introduced du ced in the he schools will the pupils take their arithmetic lessons lessens homo home and try them on the piano now that new york has abandoned the horse cars we may entertain hopes of her one day being a real up to date and enterprising village it if one had ones choice of 0 deaths that by the administration of hot hat mince pie over a period of about sev bev enty anty five years yearn would seem as do de ns as any A hen that sings has been discovered in south carolina owing to the stiff price of 0 eggs she will not be likely to cast much of a shadow over ever the hen that lays laya any man who Is inclined to feet feel haughty should stop and consider that according to the census he Is just about 1 part of the population of this country what has become of the old aid fash toned youth who grow grew long hair for every football season even though he be never got any closer to the game than the grand stand our leading lady lad smugglers may console themselves with the thought that ol lector loeb will have no such perfected system of search when the tha ocean going aeroplane Is in commission the mint have just discovered that the citizens of the united states dont seem to be able to keep any of tho the coined annually in gold so they are going to stop coining it IL from the depths of the sea a new island has added itself to the aleutian group uncle sam should hurry up with a more definite nite government for alaska which Is twice as large as texas and still growing A court has decided that platonic affection tor for a married woman does not justify gifts of silk hose and lingerie not even in these ultramodern ultra modern times stick to browning and essays on friendship and ahn lady will bo be safe in it a divorce sult bilt A very young magazine writer in it fists that girls of the present age do not know how bow to klas kiss it I 1 Is a hoped that he will with more experience have cause to revise his big opinion the fact that the oyster season la 14 open Is notified by the news item that a pennsylvania woman found a pearl in an oyster which she was assimilating simi lating in new york this Is calculated to increase the feminine de mand for oysters and may entail this the further drain on the family purse of trips to now new york |