Show li 1 a i I I THOUGHT of something AWFULLY FUNNY TO WRITE In this space AND I started chuckling AND ND THEN laughing about It Jt IX it WAS so funny 4 II AND ND I kept on tau lau 9 1 AND LAUGHING S Y AND LAUGHING r rAND AND THEN I suddenly sat up AND LOOKED around AND BEGAN to wonder WHAT THE deuce deceIt it was VJ THE dece JI J if I WAS laughing at AND I frowned and thought f ik AND THOUGHT and frowned l r j r rAND AND TO save my life 1 Ie I COULDN'T think of it it AND JUST at that moment fa f K 5 I l l lI I 1 PICKED up a letter AB ABENT NT MINDEDLY AND THE matter It contained W WAS WAS AND AND S-AND AND IS so IS-so so Interesting THAT I am ani adding it r 7 v ie THIS TO THIS here i 4 K j j 0 MR C O. CHarvey Harvey r TELEGRAM CF CITY 6 t. t DEAR MR Harvey n r i OR DEAR O. O Harve Harvey OR WHATEVER call yourself you THE NEXT time YOU HAVEN'T an Idea TO ENTERTAIN the folks 55 I WHO BUY The Telegram JUST TO read your column WHY NOT NAT pan A ATHE THE TH E patriots WHO LEAVE the American flag ON fON ITS staff for years tAND t AND YEARS WITHOUT GIVING it ANY MORE acquaintance tance WITH WATER and soap i THAN THE ral rain will give lt i 1 7 AND fAND THIS Is an arid country country- VERY ARID SPECIALLY ESPECIALLY SINCE THE uTHE FIRST of August JUST ACROSS from my office Ie IS UIS THE Constitution building IT fliT HAS a very patriotic name BUT THE flag hasn't been down TO UTO BE washed SINCE THE Constitution WAS PASSED I KNOW I KNOW It is an American flag BECAUSE I remember It II WHEN I used to drive the the HOME FROM FRo 1 rooting oo ng t tIN IN MAIN street BUT EVERYBODY cant can't REMEMBER THOSE day days M. M j 7 WHEN IT was newer A A- A AV k ki i V u A uA A MAN sal said to me j jT T WHY IS that pirate flag UP THERE i ARE fARE THEY grafters AND I didn't say a word BUT I ask yo you MR 0 O. O Harvey TO TAKE y your pen in hand hana AND MAKE them wash their flags OR BUY new one ones I THANK you |