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Show A Neighborhood Affair. "Yes, the tumble began over the chickens Tho chickens belonged to Hllffeis' next door neighbor, and the day one of them dlsappeaied the Hllf-fers Hllf-fers had chicken lor djnner "And the neighbor fo'und it out?" "Yes, with HIHTeis' assistance. He's so foolishly hotl-hinited thnt he Insisted In-sisted on cairylng over lo the neighbor neigh-bor a nice plateful of the chicken and the neighbor wasn'-' gialeful a bit. On the contrar). he- got hot and sassed Hllffers and Hllffers said that the neighbor was no Christian. If he was he would k'now that It wasn't Hie gift Itself that should bo considered but tho spirit that prompted It And tho neighbor said that If he know what a tainted gift was it was thnt stolen chicken. And UlilTors tired up and declared that Iho chicken wasn't taint ed he guessed he knew what a tainted taint-ed chic! 1 a was. And the next day tho neighbor : 'rued the hoso on HIKTers' llnl. ho. m -I that evening Hllffers tli'cw a iirfl cat over the fence Into h' tu !.:...' yard, nml It hit his nelgV ' 1 - 'hi was looking through a knotluili - ' th next day when UIITeis and !! uelghlor met lu front of O'llagan's tornei grocery the) clinched and now the whole thing Is in the courts." Chicago News |