Show Coed Gives Out On War In General The president of the United States sends you which are about as good a way as any to break the news to you that you're Flynn The student body on the which is composed of 99 per cent pure a couple of buxom janitors and a handful don't think they of eager reserves who are sitting on the proverbial needles and fraternity pins have decided for possibly the tenth time to all in the war This effort is composed chiefly of shapeless coeds sitting at home knitting equally shapeless anemic sorority gushing blood for the Red which is a change from what they usually and desperate ferns dancing at the under the influence of G. I. Petitions and pledges for donations and cooperation are flying as thick as our Uton-ian editor's Students on dates have to park closer into town and save This was well accepted by and now the wide and nary a parked all can be A group who are really working are the handsome lieutenants in the meteorology which is nice work but who wants to One of the Art by is noted can think of a more suitable but you know the censors and all that sort of bucolic red for his remarkable so resemblance to one Errol Flynn the inferno is that The aforementioned resemblance has caused Lieutenant Underwood to experience countless unusual which you with imaginations not strictly can well About this point I am beginning to feel poetic on the subject of the war and the effort supposedly applied Can't Take That Away From I'll do my bit I'll be brave and I'll keep a stiff upper I'll get I'll do without coffee and I'll do without and I'll do without tires and cars and I'll do without cream on my morning I'll do without metal and substitute I'll do without stockings and Let the add ration on For we know with confidence that they'll never touch Many students with different political views were interviewed on the campus about their altitude toward The who were Republicans hate The students who were Democrats hate only goes to prove it isn't what you it's how many fireside chats you listen Many songs have been written about the Some of the more popular ones to a Man Whose Face Has Just Been or Praise the I Thought I Had Johnny Comes Marching or Hide in the and Started or Can Stop the Army Air Corps in the back seat of a So we will close now and be off to the Red Cross to get a transfusion |