Show D W AS A RULE ifer her father to la a florist the othea day she bobbed out on the boulevard with a lunch bunch of 0 violets emblazoning blazoning em the lapel of her nitty nifty coat somo some lucky girl ill brij say her 0 ous us female friend remarked whorl when violets cost tile tho most you wear 04 th most lucky you aro 11 1 l say to have if 4 daddy a florist tho the florists daughter glanced down at her cluster of violets then sighed and lamented goo but I 1 wish he had a candy shop instead and thus it goes as a rule worn wom ans a tool fool when its hot she wants it cool when its cool she eho wants wanta it hot hoi always alway wanting what Is not or something like ilka that thal unhappy reminder thoro there are some cold biscuit and a alice of liam ham I 1 have nothing else elite cooked thanks mum youre a kindhearted lady kin I 1 sot set here on do stops an eat cat ai 1 I 1 oh yes yea i an one more favor mum before you go go perea somebody do de phony graft inaldo armould you mind om am to atop till I 1 finished me lunch cabarets ruined me an ail batin to ragtime reminds mo me of do past basl figurative ly speaking so they are embarking on the sea of matrimony yoe yea 1 I presume they carry a neutral nag flag oh yes gut b ut I 1 suspect that part of the cargo Is ron contraband why so go everybody says tho the bridegroom has alot A lot of brass ADDED WEIGHT cholly you weigh moro more than your twin brother draco dats because ho he has pockets to put hla his hands in and hes got awful big hands halide too natures Na oversight A hun geror would not feel so BO sad to g gt bit t the nock neck by half if that oil chicken only had uen been built like a gi giraffe I 1 the way of I 1 it what a ellent allent couple I 1 ilow how did they ever manage to make love easily it if you notice sho she has haa a speaking countenance counte nanco nunce and his bis money talks going apt elevator boy I 1 tol de boss boas today I 1 wanted a raise ills chum what did ho he say elevator boy doylie ile told me ma to got get in an pull to do lever what started the trouble mrs dacon I 1 dont suppose you would give up your seat in a car to a woman unless she were good looking mr bacon why my dear when you say that you are forgetting yourself hla his birthright does young come by lit his a erratic temperament naturally yes yea his mother was waa a grand opera singer and his father was a left banded pitcher puck luck natural consequence the smiths were furious when they found such a story had been cooked up about them then I 1 dont wonder they were in a astow stow reasonable hilarity you laugh at the boss okes jokes of course not because funny U tiny but bec because buso abo they khow how that hes good natured how 0 to o know a friend Is that A friend of yours years bald A gentleman 0 antl 0 man to a party who had bad saluted aman a buu sailing rapidly down the street cant tell until saturday answered tho the person ada addressed reseed ive just lent shri a dollar Shani shamrock rock no attachment tirs mra Church I 1 see baa about ti a thousand servants Bor are attached to klug georges household tirs mrs gotham gracious we me and its hard bard tor for me to got get one to beckma attached to my household A WISE MAN S do you know owen meredithe merediths hs ludie lucile 1 I never havo have anything to do with another fellows girl L As others see eee Us r tho the jq n who tou if F ilk ep apan to meet his earthly need may alay think hos hoa in the illy class but hed hea just a measly weed still cynical do you believe two can live as cheaply as ono one asked the sentimental son timon person 1 I do replied the cynic promptly dut but that contrary to your usual views not at all I 1 was speaking of mi clobes an idle boast 1 I understand you proposed to claa beadsworth Scads worth while in ohp surf with her yes dut but I 1 havo have the slight est cst idea that she would accept me then why did you propose 1 I merely wanted to have the satisfaction of saying that I 1 once took a chance on 11 A slow blow to io altruism 1 I dont believe in trying to carry other peoples bui burdens buivens dens said PlIm lyt dont you think that a rather selfish point of at view asked jobson it may be but I 1 had a little experience once that thai cured me t what happened A strange woman gave me a baby to hold and never came back I 1 strictly business you say that couple lead a eat cat a and adl dog life yes too bad incompatibility ot of temper I 1 suppose nothing of the sort they conduct a 6 cat and dog hospital what did he mean it must be ir a terrible thing to be 4 paralyzed said the female of the species cies as aa they passed a man in aw a wheeled beele chair yes answered her malo male companion absently it makes a fellow feel fee so tough the next morning get in the game patience there are no girls in tho the boy scouts vatrice no well lets get up an order of tomboy scouts its ending proud parent what do you think professor of my sons execution on tho the violin irate musician I 1 think that sort of execution ought to be a lynching lunching lyn ching TOO BAD R tire mrs klodor iler her husband was getting better but yesterday he be suffered buffered a relapse ro lapso mr kidder I 1 guess he saw the bul bill tor for his cifes now outfit one drawback wy my boy josh knows all about agriculture said farmer corntassel then hes hea a great help tie ile might bo be it if he be take up all tho the time of the hired help instruct lit in em am i not on remnant day big crowd in this store yes this Is ij remnant day take lunch with mo me in the restaurant remnant nem nant day 1 dont believe I 1 will |