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Show DOG OF THE MONTH: Beware! This dog bites! Stick your finger in Pepi's cage at Elite Expressions’ in Grand Jct and Faye Carpenter's buddy will give YOU a bone-that is, a finger without skin. But the little guy is loyal to Faye and that's what counts, Guard Parrot? -CLOUDROCK GURU MICHAEL LISS makes his way toa slide projector at the PG Z public hearing for his high-end resort. Liss proved, by means of computer-| ' generated aerial views of his lodge, that beyond 5 miles, the multi-million dollar - | project actually DISAPPEARS! THE NUTSHELL: THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE A POEM LOVELY AS A.STUMP? : ! Those damn trees that do nothing but provide shade and produce oxygen and look nice also have the annoying habit of pushing _up city curbs...the solution? Chop down some more trees. WHAT THE...? We've all been doing © double takes on Main Street. In an effort to slow down the truckers, the city cops have been staffing their cruisers with ‘unpaid staff.” Take a closer look... That's no cop... That's a dummy. |