Show INFECTION am THE BLOOD ROYAL the desecration desp crAtion with which the waning aristocracy of england are struggling H ith alie problem of royal blood ia hovering close upon the line between the humorous ha and the silly in spite of the loyalty of air gladstone in spite othe theoretical love enthusiasm patriotism or what not of the english laity for the person of the queen the theoretical divinity of the queen and her expensive and profligate household is suffering ring pitifully under the abrasion of republicanism alie glitter of royal garnishments garnish ments is not so magical as of old and lie precious mysteries of the somewhat too numerous princ elings are no longer hedged abacut with the pretentious majesty that prevailed a generation ago in brief the stock dont float to any perceptible degree and la getting itself polluted v uh encumbrance the last object for the attacks of irreverence ia poor little albert victor the heir presumptive to the tl irone the monarchical anti henry babou labou abere has been roasting the young gentleman until there ia scarcely a scrap left of his presumptive greatness it poems that limilo albert has been following in the questionable ways of big albert and is a reluctant principal of a disagreeable transaction chich mr labouchere predicts ill ba taken up by parliament at its next session and ventilated to the dregs the patrons of tha crown better understood aa the crowns men are not pleased with the look of things and are making desperate efforts to put down the scandal bat it dont don to any marked extent on the contrary it grows more perverse and embarrassing as the days pass A cable dispatch reviews the situation in the following irreverent lan coage heretofore people havo not inov n much about him ave abat he ubi a lull nickname aaa prince collars ami culls the revelation now that he Is boine a hamilo iii has ere a very everywhere although he bootin no like his mother it turns out that ho gets only lila face rom the danish race and that morally find mentally he combines the worst attributes 0 those son ot III mention history hlll holds her nose itta not too early to predict that ewh a fellow never bu to hie throne that i aa dear as anything can well ix it la equally clear that the in ubach he with nume dozen of tiang and ingwl of the nobility and sentry ol 01 england Is involved has buchino and that very day the attempt it lurt lier persisted in mill do damage not only to alio llio government but to the aristocratic social structure centrally since lias taken the young gentleman in hand it has occurred to the aforesaid patrons that something must be done to bring public sympathy to the rescue they have had fevers and other human ailments p eying upon the princes frame lor tome tima and now they have put a vicious elephant on bis trail which would have killed him 0 course hal not providence in hia behalf to be anra there was groat excitement when this braitling news was telegraphed to headquarters and great and universal waa the anxiety lest he should not get out of india alive etc ae before averred these et ruges with abo pe stige of the royal blood are making a rapid transit from the humorous to the silly |