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Show i As .Irish, iallor mjikin genllfraans coat.anS vest too ama'Ilwas 0rierea,jo,'aIt?;uVem.iiome andJIaVthim ont " 8amVays''of tarihe genlt'e man Inquiring for. 'garma'atsw'a to'td by 'tho hfntb'pwtVof an Iih pining, jo . fit account rymi'n oi' ht, firbadl. let them out.at a.ihlllloRa.weelr. " k"The; late- D?. B- who died xtifiteh", cSrt ing'tijUi luedroomrof; a' p'a'tfegtt n.ffv wJnfe afterh had eiplredi'peicelved ionwiblDg.gtittcf; tig thiough ilia; cieneiied, ipger .ofVa Jisnd, U 'entleptfcd'thaui It into' tile pockety QDservIcff,VV.aa.:eer. lalnly intended for'me.!" .' In ihprt,, ladles and gintlemehj1' aaiilMn owpflvvered orator,'"! can oalyaybf gloaye to iidd 'I Jeairo o afsute you tmt ! wjb, Xhad a window in" my boioin, IImLytumlglit a'eeMae. emotion of ,my-:iieart." Vutgnriboy; Trdm; tjje gaUery,'iVoata pane In yonr atorriach 'tjd UiU .. A boyand a ghl.of "tehderyeart we'lwpnj. . 'Ing '.a towtheir,rmothara.eanlddo.,i Get-; Get-; tlnj jcn'paUeni,5 the ht'tlo-'dameeJ blnrted.otjtby 'a jr of ciimaVa'nd a cllncher'Well,' there' pe tbin my mother can 5?, that jyoui'a cah't-?in'y pother'icaii taka'"eyery onooV her teeth ut-at once'J-'- " A New Rule or EmuEm:, Two ladies contended for pipcedenc In the coutt of Charles yy applied to lha monarch, who, lke another an-other Solomon, awarded, Let tho greafer'm. pttton go tlrtt," Lone after this, disputes took place evert In the Prussian court;, The klog or-, dered that the gteateit fool aliould go first. Frederick JI.ouM say such thlifesr Cmioslty Is a tlnng that makes ut look over other people's aflUlis, ..overlook .oUr' own' Xenocrates, reprehending curiosity, jald, It ls a .ielntradeInlOj another man ho()a with yoar eyes -ar.wlth.yau'r feet. ? Tho followlrg cure for a cot.dv.Jis been, gn record since-1430 " Putte ourfcette In hot Mrattr, ' Ashtgh nayduMhthet-- nayduMhthet-- wVrapna.yp'urJiead up.1n HanneHe, As low as your ey; Tuke a q'aart o( rnift'd gruollf , Wten.n bedde,indose) Wtth! numberour dlppe. Will tallowe your nose, ; DomIx own in tiiat DipEOTiov: We'luv just beard a good'on. Not long ego n dlstln-gulahe4 dlstln-gulahe4 dlslneia.tho east; Wrtaswalklag, with n ftjenipast a new chpreti In vb'xli, another, dta-tlnguish'ed dta-tlnguish'ed dlr'int li tno'shepherd, iiatl the friend totha D. D,, looking aMhe spire, (Which was Wry high and bot'yet; eompteted,') 'how touch bJgher.that going taliel" , "Not much," sta the', D,wl?h a,.sly laugh, "they don't own very Jar In that dlrectlonl' Tlie.hndJwd o.f a hotel at llrtghton entered in ab,1pgrjr"mQOd. tba stoepbig ajiarlnjeht of a boarder, and said: Jjow, air, I want you to pay your bill, and you "must. I've asked'you for it of ten eriooghj ana t,tcH' you Hyy, that you do't eave toy house , till you payltJ'' ; V'Goodl; said the lodger, "just put that In wrUingj make a regular agreement of Itf I'll slay 'withyoaaslong-MlUve j'' , .MOTTO. - - By dilnkingof I,UVy roma head turn to hrsst; Ana Bometinutiby champsbnarfrtillM Up wjtb So, Lord, In ihy mercy, encpursge the mats rf quit their strong drlnklng-toa low. for an -The JuJge. |