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Show I JUAB COUNTY. TIMES, KEPHI, UTAH RAILROAD Octtlxerecl Smiles HI KNEW. ALL "That waiter has the most wonder-fi'- . memory of uuy man 1 know," said iciiKlns. "Iu what way?" asked the friend who was lunching with him. "You nee that row of hats hanging up thereT Well, I'll hot you anything you like that when we get up from the table he'll give you your hat, and not mine although I'm wearing a new one today. I expect he noticed it as soon as I came into the restau-rant!- " Tills prohtjey was amply fulfilled. waiter fully apportioned the headgear to each of the two men; whereupon Jenkins Inquired: "I nay waiter, how on earth do you know thut this Is my hat?" "I don't, sir," replied the waiter after he had pocketed his tip. "All I know is that it happens to he the hat you were wearing when you arrived!" Answers. ANOTHER WAITER. At any rate, the Still at It. 'Ikibbleduy is a great worrier." "Yes?" "He worried about his hair till that was gone." "Yes." "lie worried about his teeth till they were gone." "Yes." "He worried about hla money till that was gone." "YeB." "And having acquired the worrying habit, he worries now because there U nothing particular to worry about." His Class. "Your wife gave a beautiful PROVED Spoiled for Ways of Peace. They were holding a racing meet "What's the matter with this horse you brought from Juarez ?" demanded one of the Judges. "The public 1s burning up its money on him, yet he can t run a little bit. What'a WTttifcr" "Conditions don't suit him," declared the owner of the plug. "Hut we've had all sorts of conditions. We've hnd mud, a dry track, , dust and everything else." "I know; but that horse can't racs unless there's a light musketry fire." Two-Year-O- WHIPS VICIOUS DOG L HERO Boy ld The Walter Yes, sir, I have been waiting in this restaurant as mail and boy for ten years. The C.uest Great Scottr and did you order "ham and," too? Sanitary Spider. I won't have you In niv p.nrlor," Bnhl I hp Fplil.-- r to th lly : "l-'o- r you lire eovcreil Willi vile And tiiMilll." "Yes?" replied Mr. Meekton. iwnl "She said It was woman's especial to to be kind dumb animals." duty Not Real Through. "t heard about It." A story was recently told to exempli"Tut you don't seem Impressed." "It doesn't seem to be anything that fy the prldu which every man should Interests me not unless you are take In the work by which he makes going to put husbands In the dumb r a living. Two street sweepers, seated on a liual class." . curbstone, were discussing a comrade who had died the day before. THOUGHTS OF RACING. "Hill certainly was a good sweeper," salt one. conceded the other, "Hut don't you think thoughtfully. " he was a little weak around the at Risk Economy of Energy. "You should Interest some brilliant orator In the legislative matter lo which you are Interested." "I hail thought of it." replied Mr Dustin Ktax. "Hut the trouble Is thai an orator Is likely to take up a whole lot of valuable time that we might be able to uMllze better by seeing bis auditors on an Individual basis." Defying Gravity. "The hired man fell off the barn Just no. "Did he lilt the around?" Inquired Farmer deehaw, Yachtman Had to call you three "He did." Utues for breakfast this morning. "Then have mad a miscalculation. His Friend always thought there I've always had theory that he was was a time allowance on a yacht. o light be d go up." 1 1 The Result. FOOT UNDER PILOT 8tandlng on the Front of Locomotive Pilot He Tossee Baby Clear of the Train Shoe Became Rushing Wedged on Top of Rail. Bristol, Tenn. The attention of the Carnegie Hero commission has been called to James H. Johnson, aged twenty-seven- , of this city, who saved a child's life iu a notable manner. Johnson is a locomotive fireman. His double-headefreight train waa rounding a curve near Chllhowle, Va., on the Norfolk and Western railway when the eugineman saw a small child on the track ahead. Uoth engines were reversed and the airbrakes applied, but too late. Johnson sprang through a window of the cab of the forward, engine and sped along the running board to the pilot. Clutching the pilot bars with both hands, he slipped his right foot down to the level of the rails. Intending to catch the child up and hurl it from the track, but the weight of the child pulled his foot under the pilot, the toe of the shoe being wedged under the upper part of the rail. Tli' en. glue ran the length of a rail, with bia toe dragging In the groove and the child balanced on hla foot. Its curly JOS Standing on the Pilot. bead sliding along on top of the rail directly In front of the wheels of the pilot trurks. Then, suddenly, Jonu-sou'- s ton was released and, with a swing of t'.ie foot he hurled the child off the track, uninjured rave for a few scratches. The child was the son or the widow of Henry I'.aker, who was killed last fall by the bursting of an emery wheel. BOY'S Desperate Case. . NECK HEALS Saplelgh - Miss Passee refused alt Youth Who Suffered Spinal Fracture the other fellow a, but when I proposed In Chicago Recovers in West If ttial nrHh turtle r( she arepted me. And "Hla" will multiply. Virginia Hospital. Miss Keen I'm not surprised She whf-she made up Hard Luck. always said that Wheeling, W. Va. Complete recov"Broke, eh? What became of your her mind to marry she'd stop at noth- ery from a broken neck Is the rare Seeing lxndoa' scheme? Those tour- ing. that has fallen to George II. ing ftirs work every bre Hse." Arbeni. twenty years old. son of John Makes Her Unhappy. "Couldn't gel any business for three P. Arb nt. prominent Wheeling attorYeast Iv- - your wife ever become ney, who sustained months." a fracture of the "Are Ixn, doners that slow In taking dissatisfied? fifth spinal vertebrae In an automobile Crimsonbeak Oh. yea. she dnr-up a new thing?" accident In Chicago several weeks ago. AVe struck when she realises fbst she can ouly Me was rushed "You don't understand. to a hospital, but the a limit a a long run of foggy days." iw words minute." attending physician fronounred the rase hopeless his father, Nea. JUST THE RIGHT SIZE. Zeke's out now. n 8 t'nd-terr- "llow i jour Boy, boy, Ned, keepin' up at who had hutrled to Chicago, ordered him removed to Wheeling, although thysirians declared that he would not survive the trip. Ilut young Arb-nlived through the trip. Tor weeks be lay In the North and Wheeling hospital. Ms head. bak rigidly encased In a plaster cast At the end of si weeks he had so far recovered that It was deemed safe to remove the plaster cast. Ity that time h paralysis whifh hsd afflicted almost the entire body was gone. Pince then the young man has been out every day. enjoying excellent health and fllng no ill effects from his expert-e- ZekeT" o well. I reckon. II" wrote Ms mother yrsierday that If we him to go along with the othrr Ml-h was going lo have to swap eff that oil iricii'ne of hio'n and git on of these sixty horse powct con-ttl.ir.s." . "Not z frk r The Difficulty. "The round of applause the speaker dot was not appropriate." n't It?" Why "lo you think a round of applause tils in with a square speech?" re Offensive and Defensive. I re Mailoha has proPat i a!e of oTnl hibited tli weapons I'atrke iki you mean o say that th woinrn huff to gt out of town to j Mr. It'ig Mow do yoti like that tew diamond Buy tnir natpirnT ring I gave youT Miss Hoar h It Just fits me Isn t II sw eet J Had Them Applied. MifS Su Hrette It is said that LiMie Slow. pprm 5'treine fees have T"1 pn d1 tim- rwln fitt Foot? Llgh'e That's no reason t.vr4 wit,fl rhi iifn ffm. wbr people should think that all n( tn Hot ln actors have perms Fnr fatltsg tma 1 !fe.-.i,- 'The IrfidT New Curate. What s the new cirate Might Be Cither. He Is that fiew plae just cpenefl on your street a tailor shop or a publittle lic sr:nn!r.e. psrlor? like, .lohn? ohn The queerest ficnroi o' a rran jou ever saw. Thy tell me as Rhe A spooning parlor? What da 'ew the only wesrln' apparel V can you tnan? la Ills umbflla He Why. 1 notleed a sign In the bny ready ma-tUer4on Sphere. Ioie Here." window, 'Hand l'rei Alwsrs Sowething. Preposterous. needn't t bo'lght Phe Oeora'. the last "Well, spa;r after TL ' How now?" has lasted m nearly a year and a half. ar- - locky. ""Just as this shortage in rhorus He e, but yoa om fils i arinoiinefd, those blonde Es- That laet tire I boueht hasn't lasted me a month and a aaif! kimos were discovered" n All Cultivated Lands. Bites Her Maid and Threatens Daughter in a Forms Rather Extensive Settlements Railway Station. Animal In Corn Fields, Mainly In Hills Cultivator Is Net Likely to Tear Up Nests. Cleveland, Ohio. In the dim Interior of the Union Station Alra. T. H. Street of 11448 Euclid avenue, society woman, fought with a ferocious dog which had severely bitten her maid and which was trying to sink Its teeth Into her daughter the other afternoon. The battle. In which Mrs. Street had no weapons but her hand;?, was wit- . drs 58 Gripped His Throat. nessed by a crowd of passengers from a New York limited train and several hundred persona waiting to depart. Diamonds flashed and costly raiment was bedraggled and torn as Mrs. Street wrestled with the dog. upon whose throat she fixed a grip that did not relax until Patrolman Skala came to her aid. The maid had fled screaming, and Mrs. Street'B daughter, a girl of about ten years, was trying to help her mother when the patrolman arrived. The owner of the animal, Lucy Dor-nla- . who Is housekeeper for a family of the name of Krazer In Salem, Ohio, added hur shrill protests to the bedlam. She declared that her "Maje" was Inoffensive and that he should not be choked. Ity this time "Maje" was faat losing his Interest In life. Mrs. Street's grip was slowly but surely choking the life out of him. "Maje" was sent to the health department, where be waa placed under observation to see If he develops her rabies, and Mrs. Street drove maid, daughter, the patrolman and the owner of the animal to headquarters. The party scrambled into Mrs. Street's automobile in the presence of a crowd which jammed the roadway. Formal complaint was lodged and Mrs. Street drove off, seeking a physician to attend the maid's Injury. Members of the Wheeling m"dral frsfernlty Wlre the rase lo be one of the "seven wonders" of the surgical world COPPERHEAD IN HER PILLOW ME," SAYS KEILY Sister Thought Corpse Was Brother, but Happy Reunion Proves She Waa Mistaken. e no-lle- Dodging Snake, Cyclist la Hurt. Worran Making Bed Is Bitten by I jiwrenceburg, lnd IWnard J. Reptile and Cashes Out Spot years, was With Knife. Knepfle, agd twenty-oncoasting down a steep Incline on bis Pa Mrs Washington, George root 'rc tie as a large lilacksnake Styles, of hfar this plaeo. Ii at hef crawled across the road. Knepfle athome tn a serintis rondition as a re- tempted to make the machine Jump sult of wound Indicted by in copper- over- (he snake to avoid ge.fting its head snake, t 'rh rhe found under a boo- tangled In the wheels The went over a 25 foot embrank pillow when lie was making a bed The woman's prompt work In gash- ment and Knepfle hsd both wrists ing out the hi'tn spot wi'li a knife broken. probably saved her frotn suM-. Jersey Calf Has Three leg. Hosenharn, N. J H Andisman, a Knferine a cloakroom In the Wah-lneoII ah school building. Mls farmer, has a calf with three er, the I. .. llennln rm third leg extending from the middle r,i, biaknakft which showed fight After J of the breast The animal Is perfecta terrific battle the girl the ly formd otherwlee and baa made as nfbr pupils rushed Iota r.ormal growth the first week of Its snake existence. be ro'iuj to tier aid. n Gr-Alrfin- n jit Degrea Cleanliness Is Important to of Success or Failure Furniah Fresh, Clean Water,' In hatching chicks, either with hens or the modern way, the incubator, first of all observe clernllness everywhere i this is important to a degree of success or failue; filth means the latter always. Don't feed the chicks at a'l until to they have been hatched twenty four hours; they don't ned Jti--T thirty-siDon't feed them any musty sour or unwholesome feed of any kind, grain or otherwise, as it will cuutfe bowel trouble and death. Don't lose sight of the drinking water, too; it is Just as important that it be furnished fresh and clean and the drinking vessels kept clean. Don't. If you use a brooder, allow It to get too hot or too cold; either la a fatal mistake. See to It alto that thw chicks do not overcrowd and trampla each other to death; give thera phnty of brooder room, they will b mora healthy. Don't place your brood cops o chick runs at or near a wood pile, brush heap, old outhouse, etc., as such placca make too good a harbor for rats, pole-caand other varmints that will prey on your chicks at the least opportunity. Don't forget to provUe shelter that the chicks can run under at any time, either out of the rain or sun. Many a promising lot of chicks have gone to an early finish through the fact that there was no shelter prepared for them when a heavy shower camo up. The same is true of young turkeys. ts m OF DIGGING POTATOES . i t J I B- -l Losi by Washing Cllnjf' Ing Dirt Ifroro Tuber. stability Various Stages of Corn-Fiel- d Ant. mainly centering in the hills of corn. Several adjacent hills so occupied by it being connected by underground channels by way of which members of the same family may pass from bill to hill. This is partly, no doubt, because In corn fields it is usually-iwhich live on possesion of plant-lice- , the roots of corn and which contribute to the support of the ants tbe fluid surplus of their own food, but partly also because In the corn bills It is undisturbed by tbe cultivator, which Is likely to tear up Its nests if they are established between the rows. In the burrows of this ant one may find a rather mixed and varied population, consisting of the eggs, larvae, pupae, males, females and workers of the ants themselves, together w ith the various species of root-licharbored by tjem and certain kinds of mites which sbare its underground habitations on terms of mutual toleration. If not active friendship. In clover fields It Is very likely to bave In its nests of a species which many mealy-bugInfeat the roots of tbe clover plant, and these it treats as it docs tbe root-lic- e of tbe corn plant seizing them and carrying them away when its nest Is disturbed, just as It hurries out of sight w ith Its own maggot like larvae, its egg-likpupae, and ita minute, spherical white eggs. Tbe contents of the nest are not precisely tbe same at all times of the year. In the w Inter on finds In It no males or pupae of tbe ants, as a rule, but only workers and larvae, companion mites and eggs of tbe root-lice- . In some of tbe larger mites' nests one or more wingless queens or mother cms may be found, although we have not been able U satisfy ourselves that this Is true of all, ir even most, of the winter communities of this species. A careful search and exploration of all the tunnels and chambers of targe nests have often failed to brir.g to light a single queen. Sometimes, however, two or more queens may be se.n living contentedly In the same worker family performing their proper function of laying efcgs for the Increase of the colony. I!eld's these large, composite and evidently well enab-I.Ftu-ro.nraunitU s one may often fi e single femah s in the ground, some-time- s wholly alone and sometimes with a few of their own eegs, a few larvae and a tniaH number of workers. e s e New York. When Mrs. Christina O'Hrien read a notice In the newspapers that Jamea J. Kelly, sixty-onyears old. had died In St. Michael's hospital, Newark, she went to tbe hospital and Identified the body as that of her long lost brother and had It sent to her home at C19 John street, Kearney, N. J. Mrs. O'Hrien called a priest and an undertaker, sent out notices and telephoned to all friends and relatives that the funeral would be next day. e Among those to whom she sent a was John Thompson, a contracting painter for whom her brother had worked. When Thompson received the notice by mail he went over to a hoiae his men were painting and called James J. Kelly off the )ob. ' I guess they have you dad up at your sister's bouse, Jim," he said. "We better go up and see about It." So they went up to Mrs. O'p.rlen' house and the servant ushered them Into the front room, where several women were moaning over the coffin, Kelly tiptoed In and took a look at the corpse "That ain't m." be said, just as Mrs O'Hrlen entered th room, Urother and sister fell in each oth' er a arms atl later the body sent to the morgue In Harrison to await a claimant. LITTLE CHICKS FOR CARING TASK 7f j ! x (By S. A. FORBES.) The little brown ant, notorious for Its injuries to corn and called, conseant. Is not by quently, the corn-flel- d any means limited to corn' fields, but Is abundant In all cultivated lands. In pastures and meadows, in dense forests, along hard pathways, and in the sandy soil of dry, sunny roads. One sometimes finds It nesting In rotten wood or under bark, logs or stones, and even opening up its underground burrows to the surface between the bricks and sidewalks and pavements. It Is distributed "over the whole of North America, except the extreme southern and southwestern portions, from the tree line of the highest mountains to the sands of (the shore." Its home and habits have been chiefly studied In corn fields, and there It forms rather extensive settlements. - "IT AIN'T BROKEN nilx-il- . COll-?e- Injurious Little Insect Found in of Life. lamp-posts?- Tt"- - wav we riRur tl.l'itf Ami turcly 'IK no tin. HABITS OF BROWN ANT r ad- dress." Saves BRAVE OHIO WOMAN FIHEMAN Rate of Seeding. At the Kentucky station ihe results of a test of rates of seeding and tne'hods of planting are regardd a Indicating that In a very favorable season three stalks bill will give a higher yield than two stalks, and that drilled corn yields better than corn piante.1 n bills, when the rate ef seding are equal. When the torn w 12 dHlled, however, planting Irenes apart, equivalent to four sulk Pr t.ill, gave a still higher yield In pr i;u. J Where iKtatoes sfcvcrj' dirty when taken from the field, some grow ers w ash all the soil off tbetn, Others maintain that it ruins thoif flavor and palatablllty. They are certainly far more cleaner and more dvslrabla to handle when tha hose has been turned on them, and tbe clinging, hardened dirt washed off. It the ground is fairly dry when they are dug, ami if they are allowed to take the air and the lnd for a while, they will usually be clean enough to do without washing. Therei Is every reason for dlggins thena during such weather conditions. Potato diguing should be made a sort of an odd job. one that can be done at any time when there Is nothing more pressing to do. The potato crop should be an important one. And any farmer who Is forced to buy.'po-tatoe-s for table use shouldlook Upc4 hfmself as temporarily, dgraced. spoiled every Enough potatoes a year by careless dipig to feed a city of he second class' for twelve months. Only In communities where the potato Is tbe main and staple crop la there any ral care shown In discing and handling this very Important food crop. -- USEFUL DEVICE APIARY FOR Plan Illustrated for Capturing Swirmi of Bees at Height of Twenty to Thirty Feet Gleanings la Dee Culture gives the plan for reaching accompanying arms at a height of 20 to 30 feet. The book placed In tbe loose bole In one end of the pole, so that by extending this end of tbe pole up near the warm, the hook can be easily placed over the limb containing the swartn. The pole is then withdrawn, leaving: 1 LI I i if Swarm Catcher, t5ie hexk over the limb tdth a lleht rope leading to the groat,d. !y reversing the pole one c;n now bring the ewarmcatehrr dirtily under tb cluster, and, pulling on the rope, rhake the bes out Into IL Use muslin supported by the wire, as shown, to make the basket for the A t, be. Garden WorV. The garden that I properly managed Is just now In Pom Age of Usefulness. Tbe average ben outlives her use- of the small fruit bare come and fulness In t years, and is more gotie. but many of the vegetable arw profitably sent to market There are Just at their best, and tbwe are yet at t times good hen In the third and least three crop of weet corn to b4 etn the fourth year, but the aver-se- gathered. e limit I two years Old bn are more likely to contract disease than younger one. Csponltlng Fhowld your Beet, shirks turn oat to few tcoetly rotifer and r,t happo to be Benefii ef Tile. early to rapture the Mh price fnr A string ef t:ieVih be the means spring chieks torn tfcero late eapone, Of producing 90 bushel on that the price Is rood and the market la aid wet in tbe fiij. never supplied. ".t , |