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Show PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. OUR 25. COLUMN. I. 1SJL. SAN FRANCISCO TRADE. :o:- Young lady (at the post- If I dont get a letter by thH mail I want to know what he was doing Sunday, thats all. Jersey city working woman csu deposit their infants in a nursery established by an association at a charge of only ten cents a day each. If I bust out you mustnt get mad, mister, was the reasonable request preferred bv ft Tort Wayne bride to the clergyman. There is one rascal in Chicago whose photograph doesnt adorn the rogues gallery. The photographer hadnt a plate large enough to take his cheek. Steadiness of nerve is illustrated by the ease of the man who can sit and hold skeins of silk for hi wife for a couple of hoars at a time without moving his legs. UTAH SOUTHERN office): RAILROAD. :. umvii7 iVtv THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. A 13 r JA r v ' i v TRAINS I I.. "V ci u c Z Ti.im. l. M. A. Ai. otli-ciati- Iruvo 1'lea.snnt Grove .. Font i AuK-r.cni- Idii ...' Dinner Hi I,il' le Co ton wood A rrl e a .' 00' A sixteen year old Spring- field lass broke into a billiard saloon last week and carried away all the billiard balls her no ,1 . "Xi r. it 40 5 Official ' !t 4.5' . .5 11 iiO f, . 1 75 2 CO . c i tcaue r A.y !l TORY, I we can safely warrant Jbu 1C K 11 RO It S. and Saturday, bj the re UTAH COUNTY TIMES ENT, SHEET MUSIC, Musical Instruments, AND all13 garments 13 Y. MUSICAL MERCHANDISE. Order from the Interior promptly filled. iiiTreiuiu.iu or thk O CO M ! Nos. .'I, .,5nml O will be run Dnily, Sundiiys excepted. un- NT Y ML 1ST El 3EI a nnd eon tn I n For rll information concerning Freight r f.issne, apply to FERAlYlOnZ LITTLE, Williamsburgli man Superintend! nt. awoke his wife the other night, JAMES SHARP, ill and, in a startled tone of voice, in- (ion. Freight mid Ilck'-- Agent. formed her that he had swallowed ft dose of strychnine. Well, you fool, said she, "lie still, or it may come up. o oo A Cincinnati woman used OOO to think paralysis a dangerous ryx Z fKXHM thing, but since her husband OOOOOO comes home twice n week with 004300 such ft stroko of it that he has to OOfMWKlO bo carried up the steps she rather fWXKXXHMHl scoffs at paralysis. . ;5 7 z. C..V..5 iro.J A Maryland girl who was JI ranch. J 7 J x x c under a tree when it was struck by lightning, says she thought ooooooooo some one had thrown his arms 000004 00 OOGOOOO around her, and Maryland girls oonooo lament that the season of thunder OOfJOQ oooo storms is drawing to a close. oo A little mai o den iu Norwich was reprimanded for her father by something, and, being indignant thereat, went out and tied crape on the front door, remarking, Now, every one will wonder, as they go by, who is dead in our house. large and Keep constantly on hand A conscientious Whitehal- well selected stoe't of ler visited New York last week. On his return he was asked if he attended any fancy places of GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Sh-ssaid he, amusement. his hand beside his placing Consisting In part of mouth, dont speak so loud; I went to hear Ileecher! DRY GOODS, real number is six, My GROCERIES, but my hand will bear squeezis said to she the what PAINTS, OIIJS, ing, young man at the MINERS' SLTrLIES, And the great flve-and ETC ETC.,' ETC., pair of gloves without finding out how much squeezing her hand would bear. 'Til put a head on FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY, old gamin to said a little ten-yehis companion, ns the two were A. 11Y A t c. z. NUFACTI The very latest 31 Mining and General c EDITORIALS, Interesting and Readable ITEMS, h! prBSCRIPTIOX RATES One copy, one rear lx months 00 3 00 three glove-counte- r. 1 &0 7') DeWverod indhn city, per trprli. TO &c., u! Several men were boasting n . the other night at an club of the distinguished persons they had been mistaken for while traveling In Europe. One said he had been thought to be Don Cargos; another had been spoken to as Bismarck; a third had been pointed out as the Czar of Russia re- traveling Jncogni to. Pshaw! marked one of the company, thats nothing I have been mistaken fora greater man than any of those. I had hardly arrived at the Grand Hotel, in Paris, when a - naan clapped mo on the shoulder, and roared out. Great JBeclze-'buIs this you? A FI1R5T CKVSH $4rOO. PACIFIC COAST AGENCY FOR THE UNEQUALLED &c. &c.-- , and yarn. All orders for Goods, should be addressedto, JAMES DUNN, Supt. .PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! a SUBSCRIBE FOR tST AU kinds of Marketable &T Produce taken in exchangeSf& IT celebrated j ! ADVERTISE IN IT Agents for Utah County for th Y Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, anc enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth ar perambulating School street the You try It, was the ready response, and your mothers monkey will be a cherub in Jess than ten minutes! The rising generation is very forard. In one of the Cape Cod towns, a young scholar, the first day at school, was asked hernamo by the toucher, and replied. Her fathers name was the next questioned she did not know his first name. The teacher then asked her, What dose your mother call You Jacsass! said the child. FULL IlUANTEDlPIANO XV -- V and nro tho only sold at TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, KINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, rL'Ux BLANKETS, "j" ANT Y AT WHITE COLORED. Ac. Ac. Ac., AGItAFFK JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS 1 AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF LOCALS, PROVO CITY. other day, TUEIILE lit Wholesale. six-year-o- ld WEST BRANCH, They nro nil miulc of tho best mntcrin nrc 7 3 OCTAVE, 2.3 cents per 11. will 1m loi ji yo)(l artiele, in Olotli Carefully Prepared I JI to he the Bert Low Priced Instruments ever offered for sale cu this Coast. ictnorrleded by VuMciaua WOOL. CORRESPONDENCE, SI7J7i3 75; 300,000 lbs. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, i. hvl SUPT. S. ! ! WOOL H WOOL ! PRINTING AND PUBLISHING poor, a Montreal heiress was married the other day in a plain Swiss . M IX EHTEHPRISE. ONES, HOME rnkllihrd every Tuesday, Tlmradny lovers family, who are very . F.1 WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DKALKRS SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN A divorce case has been - SAN FRANCISCO, A PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINIS AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FAC- PAPER. & HYDE, Cor. Kearny and Suiter Sis. THE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED WHERE WE GUAEANTEISTIIE THE PEOPLES SHERMAN :u:- LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. Instituted by a Chicago wife who complains that her husband insists uion drinking cheap whisky and eating raw onions just bed time. To avoid mortifying her muslin costing $20, while her derclothing was valued tit l'OIl and Drioil IVuit. TAILORING ESTABLISH Paper of Utah County. father spent his time and money there. Ixi-fo- TO IN ADDITION 25 2 .r A AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES -- 9 10 I 2 no Milt (jl rain t .T, Goods, PARLOR STOVES, . I. Institution, MERCHANDISE, A.T--2 COCK I... ' .. '... Jtiueilon Of il. I. M.l 12 4(0 1 , IN LARGE VARIETIES, 11 rM .Mindy Mercantile ive Jpixll and Winter "A 1140 ... f f'hf fl u A u 4, A 10 11 . I Arrive I,"iive on ly , rTRlTsTFi-R- 4 4 5. Nam of Station. Co-operat- IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF n and after September IQth, l74, On Provo thijE ! wa-oisr- iB-A-insr s Three Superb Instrument have arhierrd a miceee unparalleled In the history of Piano-fo- rt Manufacture. They are remarkable for Great Volume, Parity and Sweetness of Tone, and Durability. THE CELEBRATED :o:- SCnUTTLER WAGONS,' AULTMAN A COSSWEErSTAKE The Times THRESHERS, - ..BUCKEYE REAPERS ANDMQW ERS, PURST up-tow- t BRADLEYS RAKES AND CLIPPER HARROWS, SULKY TLOWS, WHEELBARROWS, ETC., ETC., ETC. A full supply always on band at wSALT LAKE CITY PRICES. JOB OFFICE. Ttelne entirety New and Cornrlee !n all Ita appointment, prepared to execute 1 promptly all kind of ROBFRT aul C. WARRANTS NOTICES, TtT.ANKS STOCfi, ca nr is. TRACTS B(VKS. TAOS, CIRCULARS, Ac., Ac. KIRKWOOD. Acent. j I- .i - T- - - - MoJt ! :&juirui j xi- - PLAIN" OR IX COLORS The Moat Desirable Instrument in the maA' for church and parlor. Orer 38,000 now In SHERMAN & HYDE NOTFS DF.FIIS, b, - u- TTANDBIT.T.'t. DOPC, ERS, LA TIFT S. RFC EXITS. CHFCKS, TR ANSFFRS. DnAFTS, DUFnn.ix, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. - ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. ' THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST OCXERA L AGE STS. xx nuscisco. No Wagon, over sold in Utah has given bette: J HEAR THEM! satisfaction in every respect. TRY THEM!! THEY ARE MADE. EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. NI. I. Kwt Hlore, Afienla, rroTo City. mtirl BUY THEM'.- - |