Show M k washington COUNTY NEWS john R wallis feitor and publisher ST GEORGE UTA UTAH the aeroplane Is still amenable tc to the law ot of gravity we are threatened irith vit mono ant whiskers and balloon skirts feere are all kinds ot of suckers in eluding the one who puts up the side bet listen to the candidates yet women have been called the talkative sex let us be calm that moth ball odor will eoon soon pass from ingenuous humanity the dreaded open season for stories about finding pearls in oyster stews la to now upon Is tia two 0 story trolley cars ar ara now pop ular in new york watch tor for the skyscrapers next thus tar far no combination ot of capital has sought an injunction to restrain strain rp the union suit one of the grave issues of the day da Is the harrowing doubt Is king george henpecked just plain ordinary curiosity to see a candidate is often mistaken for wild enthusiasm tor for his cause chicago Is to have an aeroplane aero plant steeplechase just as it if ordinary fly ing t dangerous enough australia dreams of being a second secona europe some time aud thus capture the american tourist business Sk plent observers declare ohp mou mountain climbing is dangerous exer else oise it is also mighty hard work A nex new york policeman was dis dig charged char ed for being too easy Is be he goina to be the goat we wonder H w sad she will be this winter it U she doean t have an evening gown with a rim of fur around the bottom britons mayor Is going to keet keep chic chickens Lens and right here Is where he will III lose the suburban gar bardenet garde denet nei vota vote A canadian preacher pr edcher says his parish Is better than heaven he missed his calling he ile should have been a press age agent at an english actor laced himself sc tight in a r corset that he died he was bound to keep in form no matter what the cost A man in ohio went insane after persistently reading the congressional decord but his mind never was over ly strong another dying need Is a carnation will sprout a pin with which it may be attached to the lapel ot a man wan a coat it if the oyster Is a suffering creature it gives human beings one good ex ample at least it keeps quiet about its wrongs A london couple have married after twenty year courtship at least they should be certain that their love Is steadfast some 12 a week clerks spend all their spare time arguing about the re spec tive merits of the latest models la in motor cars fall fashions are being displayed fit rt fall openings all the year around husbands look alarmed as usual on huoh occasions that proposed pio posed ban on the use or lero tero planes in war should be enlarged to include the use of those machines in circus stunts the sending up of two lieutenant lieutenants with every aeroplane in the british av aviation lation corps seems a lamentable t aste of material the rhe english aristocracy has taken sp p bicycling again the english alib never was noted for its abil tty ity to buy gasoline any good dog doctor can give you a remedy for the mange so do not throw away your fuzzy hat until you uve cave tried something ex king manuel of portugal has five princesses to pick a wife lie from con granulations of the judicious will go ho IQ vie tour four lucky ones woman should not grow indignant because men criticise criticism critic ise the hobble skirt it if it were not that it would be some thing else fussing about women a clothes Is a constitutional require jaent in the masculine cosmos merchants in feminine things to wear say that american women a feet ind nd er what the feet immediately de pend upon are growing larger and more muscular not surprising though considering the hats they have to carry around A brooklyn man who committed outride a few days ago left a note in which he said life Is a gamble you either win or lose I 1 took my chance and lost one Is inclined to suspect that he showed poor judgment tn in choosing his chance |