Show fried pried froth flattery is called taffy iff because 1111 it t in makes ks man feel so u stuck up tip the art of imaging making the female face has reach eua degree I eliat bat N is well ill nigh gh perfection the massachusetts iron workers who arc are on ft a strike have bave not yet hit tho the nail on the head bead the aventi average e society youn mail of tal o day is very lucli much of a buol and oan of a nuisance an all intelligent farmer being asked if hia horses were well irell matched ic plied ye they are matched finst first rate one of them is ivillia willing to do the work and ta ap other ig 14 willing that he lie should when a Califor california jia man man sees no carda at the end of bf a marriage notice of a friend frien dhe he remarks that that girl has put some of her pious notions notion sinto into jims head but hell get over them after he lie has been married ried awhile there is to be an e exhibition old boots and shoes boes in paris A show of would be a failure in n this its country r because after the SI sp eless leless tramp timp lh has made o li ii selection tim from the ash heap the omnivorous goat appropriates what ja a belt A par party Y of young el men dined sumptuously tua at a restaurant and ca each eb insisted on paying tho the bill bill to decide the matter it was proposed to blindfold the waiter and the first he lie caught should pay the billa efel caught any Y yet 11 colt remark isyou wish to be you must keep close to the grass brass is suggestive tit T walt and aint zar there must be alie XAI vantage it in su low i it shortens I rt ans fran tho sil blime ioane ridi ridiculous IOUs e u i coming when tho dewa dewdrops ropi fah fall lie hummed softly as he prepared himself for ana nn even i ing call upon his sweetheart A ng knock ceat at the door interrupted him somebody had come it wa waa hia big landlady and she wanted money or his room on oil t alo C spot there was dug lug in to acas X as last sea SOD it ja said a jam yam weighing 32 pounds which was equal to a little ovder ver haka half a bushel ot f solid potato bat bt this was surpassed by a georgia pia potato t abich was large enough for a person to bit on one end while tho the other cad end was incho firo fire cooking angold an bid bachelor diio wanted to ingratiate himself witha rich widow presented her with a lap dog saying I have trained bini so perfectly that he lie will cat eat off yo bourband you urband eat off my hand I exclaimed the widow I dont want my hand eaten off and you think of getting it in that way because she was suffering fronia from a ca cold id in the head bead and had bad nl ni perfectly horrid red nose noce a philadelphia young lady wanted to postpone her wedding but the bride groom elect objected because ho lie thou thought alit by constant practice he could easily make hid bid own nose match in color that of the bride the president of tufts collego was rc recently made a happy father and the following morning at in the chapel lie introduced this r rather ather ambiguous sentence and we thank thee lord eird for the succor thou hat hast given us ua I l which caused a general smile to creep over the faces of the class I A child having baving sustained horizontal relations wit with hits its mothers lap was heard to philosophically remark that Spanking not only developed tho the bottom fact of ot a slippers usefulness but also afforded the Spank an admirable opportune t ity cf f appreciating the beautiful and wondrous intricacies of the carpet pattern the defaulting and absconding treasurer of tennessee Tenness de is 14 jiano a one legged logged el man a colonel and nd of course a democrat and the st louis globe democrat cheerfully remarks when it cornea conics to running away with publio money a one legged democrat can carry more mora and ni run faster and further than any tiny two legged republican that ever lived |