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Show H f- - ' A &KKLY JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTA 12 A SWERVE IN DESTINY MISTAKEN w a Small Boy Did Some Great P , Utlcnl Work. ' Yee, gontJoincn," declared the intelll gent citizen who was dropped out of poll ttoa several yearn ago, a Hindi boy, a boy who did not know the difference betweon tariff bill and a tailors bill, changod the deetlny of thia great and grand repub You dontinoarittI tone. t In an Incredulous "If I didnfmcan it, 8ir, I wouldnt say It. It bos always been characteristic of me, tvbetlitr as private Hi Iren or os poll, tiolan, to say Jin t w I. in I mean. You know that whim I win nominated for congress I bad In coiitoniflation some of the greatest reformatory movements eVr suggested to the An erhan people, and I am as positive as of my own osistencethat, bud I been permitted, 1 could have brought those reforms about Never would we have been the monopoly ridden country, we are tod.iy I;:.. 1 been cloctod. And It waa the Siii.dl tty JJmt duft tted me. well In hand. The "I had my balance of power was iu the hands of a rural settlement In the outskirts of my district. Loaded for bear and flushed with hf victory, I went out ono evenin their sokoolhouso. In the to speak ing midst of my argument a little rascally urchin slipped through t e door, dropped something near tho stove and disappeared. Presently a man noar the front thought that lie bad been stuck In the neck with a pin by tho man behind him and opened up nil kinds of confusion. Then there was yelling, tearing of hair and a wild scramble for windows and doors. Soon I was whooping, clawing and fighting my way never stopped out with tho rest. running till I was lost In the woods. The next day my brad looked like a balloon. My wife didnt know iue, and the sound of laughter wus all over the district. At the election I was laid out cold as a wedge. It was a yellow jackets nest that the Detroit Free small boy hud carriul In. Press. 1 knt Wsi Not. CLOSING The scat directly bohiud her waalthe only vucant one; so I took it. I wa only goiug'bvcf 'hbout 80 miles of the road. I didnt pay much attention to her. From behind, of course, I could only pedTher hat, a great affair of feathers, plumes and aigrets andtbe other things women nee iu their headgear that look like Christinas tree decorations, but I knew there was something either en tho seat Iqsido her or iu her lap tlidt occupied her attention, for every .now aud then there caw to my oars a sound strikingly like that of a kiss whin the kisser and kisses dont care for no hu. When the train pulled out, Now-e- ea hp xnid to tlifl something, doiu, aint we? That settled it a baby. East and North. . , v Preston branch..'. Providence, Millville, Hyrnm and Paradise. Benson, Wednesday and Sat- Is tlm itile darling tjrqdtif 1 ili.-tri- ct long or FAST TRAIN SERVICE DAILY MAILS. urdays Salt Lake, Ogden and South College, Wednesday and 9 p.m. a.m. 3 3 Sat-utaa- v. not. y' 6ay whether he would OF KAILS FAST EXPRESS. 11 :60a.m. South and West 7 a.m. North and East ..3:40 p.m. Leaves DENVER, Preston branrh Providence, Millville, Ilyrura . PUEBLO, .12 :30 m. and Paradise. COLO. SPRINGS, Benson, Wednesday and Sat- Arrives LINCOLN, - . 6 p.m. urday. n OMA anX'Fatd needs HA,- 1TTollege ,We y : . ..10 DES MOINES, urday. . . . Genera delivery, window open from f . f DAVKNPORTr - a-- a.m.1mtil 6 p.m-Sunda- TyAiZ 1899 Country Gentleman 1831 Tifisme. And the ties. half echoed through the car. Now, if there is one thing above anJft. other that I like it is a quiet baby. They are so scarce that when I find one Tbs ONLY tyrlcnltnral HEWSpiper. I am seized with an overwhelming desire to hold it and show it my watch INDI8FKN8ABLK TO . arid do all the other things that babies like. RESIDENTS Does my ittle darling want me to ALL COUNTRY hold he? WHO WISH TO No reply, either yell or goo goo. KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES, That settled it. I must see the baby that had s neb respect for itself. I leaned forward in my seat aud peered over the Single Subscription, $12; A Day Off. back of the one before me. I looked Mrs. Out of Town (to near neighbor) Two Subscriptions, $3,50; Such trouble os lvo bud today I'm down. Then I rose and staggered to the Four Subscriptions, $6. front of tho car for a drink of water. uoarly dead! Nelrhlior Mercy! TYhat's happened? S It waut-a-bby- , TO RAISMy husband's watch stopped last It was a measly, little, stub nosed, ERS clubs. night." eni filing, wriggling png dog. Detroit "I dont seo why that for Write Particulars on this Point. No, neither could we. It never stop- Free Press. ped before, and wo didn't know it was Free till Jan. I to cw subscribTlcktarks. stopped this morning, because It stopped ers for 1S99- at 7 oclock last evening, and so I set the Its a long lane if its a deep one. clock by it, and that was wrong, and my Cruelty is but another, expression of It will be seen that the difference behusband missid tiie train to the city, and cowardice tween the cost of i he Country Gk.ntlb-ma- n tho children wero late to school." Happiness is a mental, not a monetaand that of other agricultural weekNot pleusaH of course, but ry, product. lies none of which even attempts to Oh, but 1 avent told you! You see, bUioutiug for national expansion is cover the agricultural newt of thd day my husband, after missing his regular train concluded to take a day off and spread eagle oratory. may readily be reduced, by making up A good name plate is to be chosen a small Club, to mend all the furniture." rather than much enamel. "I soo. a Cent a Week! Yes. Hes got everything In the house Every raau in our neighborhood is Less than apait and cant get it together again. made better or worse by our example. Does such a diflerence as that justify New York Weekly. When a man gets too serious to take yon iu contenting yourself .with some other paper instead of having the beat? a joke, he should take a vacation. Its Lina ring Effect on ftnainesa. We wouldnt mind the average fiat so Oecneional Customer Aunty, Jiow much ifit werent so narrow also. SEND FOR SPECIMEN' COPIES. much are tliOFe nickel plated cigars? butWhich will be mailed Free, and compare The use Chinese do not collar Woman Cigar (in Doard of Trade buildtons, and yet they arc not a Christian them with any other rural weekly; it ing) Thirty five cents. will not take long to seo the difference. L. A W. Bulletin. Occasional Customer Do you sell many nation. Address of them? 111 Woman a na Cigar Its (with melancholy sigh) tyiml. Etc. LUTHER TUCKER &SON, Not row. I used to sell half a dezen The doctors encourage footCynicus Alb At y N. every day to Mr. Groynes, the broker, and ball? Of cccrse they do. I stocked up with ten hoxc3 of em to sell Athleticr,' Why, out of to 1.1m. Ihen came the big wheat failure, the thousands of players how many acand Ive got all thorn cigars yet. Occrsn nnl Customer What is Mr cidents happen during tho year? Graynes doing now? Cynifui Very lew. But it isnt Cig.u Woman I think lie's firing ori a that. Its the splendid crop of colds, looomof vo. Good G center? Yes, sir roughs, bronchitis aud pneumonia arisMild? Chicago Tribuno., ing out of the tens of thousands of men and women standing or sitting for a A Sherman Storj. What a pleasant answer, for example, couple of hours iu all weathers looking was that which General Gherman made to on. An cast wind at the beginning of Dr. Bliss, who had been treating him for the season is as good ns the cholera for Rome time without doing him much good. the doctors. Nuggets. Doctor," complained the general, 1 dont seem to bo getting any better for all Indications. youx medicine." Well, general," replied Do in frinology? asked blavo yea the physician, perhaps you had better tako Shakespeares ad vioo and throw physic Mr. Dolan. Meanin be that the sighuco to the dogs." "I would, doctor, the iv tellin a mans charackter be the hick man replied, turning his head on the lumps an his head. pillow, "but that there aro a number of "Iv course, answered Mr. Rafferty. valuable dogs In tha neighborhood. Theres nothin gives a better clew to Exchange a mans habits than lumps, black eyes, No Plot errata for Him. , patches iv shtickin plasther an the rest iv such signs." Washington Star. What you readlu, Samuel?" - Great rock island Route.--. i I 10 :80 ..A ARRIVAL TO THE EAST . VIA p-- p.m. - or w- -v 12:59 m. said the ride on de choo choo,tars? open general delivery window ' from 12m. to 1 p.m. woman. Money order window open from 9 a.m No answer from ittle darling. to 6 p.m. Well be dere by by and den sweetOrson Smith, P. M.heart will have something nice to eat, wont ho? Hef didnt UVS LOG AH MAIL CARD- - Like an Infant Prodigy, i Ho of our?." IDENTITY. 0 DECEMBER " PE'iRlA, CHICAGO, - ICOLORADO FLYER - 2:S5n. m p. m. Leaves DENVER. - 2:35 SPRINGS.COLO, p m. to p. Arrives TOPEKA, 7:30 ;43p. rn. KANSAS CITY, - 9:15 a! m. :11 p. m. :25p7 in. ArrS ft LOUISr(Wab.Ryyo ;15 pT ou :80 p. Arrives ST. JOSEPH,. - 10:40 a. m. :52 k; in. - 0 :45 a, m, LINCOLN, ;2t) fl. m. - :30 :05 , OMAHA. :00 a. in. CO. 8 :50 a. m, 9 :10 a. iq. BLUFFS, Through Slecp?rs Colorado Springs to St. Louis via Wabash Rj Through Sleepers and Chair Cars raao to Chicago. -- For particulars and' folders giving time of these trains write Genl. Agt., DENVER. A. G. G. P. A., TOPEKA. .1- T r. A., CHICAGO v - if . anil Portfolio 01 The STo. 11 Joiirnals V I SPECIAL-INDUCEMENT- of large 1 -- I. Contains tho following. -- 2ZZX- Commissioners at Puerto Rico. Storming of Fort Doueleon. Life in the Tents. The Seneca. The Capture of Major AnHre. Gun Practice at Camp Warburton. Cadets of Military School, Havana. United States Camp at Fair Grounds, New Orleans. Troops at Newport News. Washington and His Generals. United 8tates Sigual Corps. Luzon- United States Volunteers in. Full Marching Order. Battle of Lookout Mountain. Camp of Engineers. VCuban Ploughman. Crushing Mill of a Sugar Plantation in Cuba. Price to paid up JOURNAL subscribers cents each. I t v! 12 and 1- -2 Nom-cns- Plutarchs Lives dad." Pay It again. Plutarchs Lives. You put dat book right down, son. Dont you know dom plntarchs Is de wust .enemies, dis ycr, couotry'-go- t? Iata right, boy. Ef It wasnt fcrdamMon-alreand do trusts and do plutarcbs, wo all might bo gottin rich an happy. So don't you read no more of dat book, son not aouddur line. Clevolaud Plain s Liked to Re Fooled. Said Mrs. Fondmother to her son, who is uDduly partial to the softer sex: Dont you put any reliance on what the girls tell you.They are awful liars and will fool you every time. Yes, but how nice they do It! replied the enamored youth, with a beatific smile. New York World." Dealer. -- Earliest and Outspoke,- - f What. Is your opinion of coercion at tho pollj?" Inquired tho young man. "I am against it! exclaimed Senator Sorghum, hitting Ids desk In order to emphasize his words. I tkink. sir, that trying to get even the hunilleet citizen to vote your way without paying him for It is an outra'go! Washington Star. - . - Ileal I'nii), Obliged to Polat. lldw did those people get the impression that I was a deaf mute? said Willie Wishington. I guess they must have seen you ordering your dinner from that French bill of fare,, answered Miss Cayenne. Washington Star. -- Going Ton Far. wife promised ever to fir.! thing at be true foine.My , Wysoe I didnt tho theater last night. Stiffins Well, so sho is, isnt she? ' . , Dington Thats strangi. It was still - enough to Pilgarlic Yes, but sho goes too far. fceayvcrytk.'ng w ltl ease. I kr.ow that; but, you toe, 1 Thia morning she told mo I hadnt the Wyar.t didnt get In until after tha first thing had sense of a yaller dog. Boston j Tranbeen said. Roxbury ' script. hcaf-lh- e' i Gmt. , , '"M Wllb All ImsroTvmtan, Habit. The land of promise was almost before First Tramp I heaf Umy are buildthem. , Letts oql tl a juried. ,, a new jail with all modern improveWhereat thoir louder rushed forward ing ments. with more speed, for It had been his habit, ' Second Tramp That wont do ns no when he was running i street oar, to do even so whet any one wished to be let on. good.' You'll need a pull to get in there. ' Fllegendc Blatter. , Cincinnati Enquirer. . r 1 ' V ! |