Show SENATORS INDULGE IN EXCHANGE OF LIES I St Statesmen T Tell ell Some Whoppers Whoppers Whop Whop Whop- p pers rs for Benefit of Aged Serving Men M n. n j By United Press I W WASHINGTON Jan A 29 29 A few teW I days ago It If was stated on the highest authority by tw two of othe the most accomplished accomplished liars jars in t fact ct that Senator Ollie James of ot Kentucky was caught aUght in the act of tunneling into I the gold vaults of ot the United States treasury and that Senator Henry Cabot Cabot Cabot Ca Ca- bot Lodge of Massachusetts discovered discovered ered at the same crime got away The highest authority is a well known member of ot the United States senate The circumstances under which sorrie some he told it however cause persons to believe the storY absolutely absolutely absolute absolute- ly ly while others seriously doubt its ita truth In the senate barber shop are two colored men who have been there since before the war war the the civil war that Is ia to say They are pr practically practically cally their days of ot usefulness usefulness usefulness useful useful- ness having ended In most respects Now they serve chiefly as audience for lor members of the senate when the latter feel teel in a mood for tor outrageous lying I The following is an example of ot w what at attl tl they y listen to and according to teal all evidence evidence evidence evi- evi evi evi- dence believe beHave That was wat a a. a dreadful dr adt 1 thing thin t inz that j i treasury t rol hery raid lathered nolt nother r. r inan n chair Who Vho would have suspected Ollie om James The Tho other tumbling Instantly Instant Instant- I ly to the game gme ame And Henry Lod j- j that J hat surprised me ma most Between nth em the s senators built up the story while their ancient listeners stood breathless It appeared that the Kentucky and Massachusetts statesmen statesmen statesmen states states- men had und under r the treasury building and up through the floor into the vault where the e g gold was kept Loaded with their plunder the tWo statesmen were getting away safely when Ollie James es got stuck in the tunnel tun tun- nel lIe He could have gotten through by dropping the bags of ot gold but was so 60 longin making up p his mind to this sacrifice sacrifice sac sac- that one of the guards caught him by the legs and held him while he I bawled for tor help I Senator Lodge being of a different build got away with his rich haul and at the last report the cheerfully lying I senators had received he was still at large I |