Show COUNTRY EDITORS EDITOR'S REVENGE In the r February American Magazine I G George orge Fitch the P Peoria orla funny man man maii Writes er piece a about Homeburg i In his series describing describing- Hf life Ure In a amaD This Thie month hl his article is entitled The Homburg Homeburg Weekly Seekly Democrat and Rod IK Is filled nned with amusing comments on en th the life and nd adventures of ot the tha newspaper editor Mr Fitch says h he h never taw saw tho thoe editor of or the burK Weekly D Democrat rc resent a joko joke but once once- II lie goes on as M follows to describe that 0 occasion and to how show how the editor got l even with his subs subscriber That wan WaD when whet told him his wife considered the Democrat Democrat Democrat Demo crat to bo ho tho the 1 best ut paper she nhe he had h. ever seen He Re lot let Ay rs ra burst bunt p. p i. i couple of buttons but but- tons from his lIs vest In Jn his swelling b before toro lie explained that the Democrat when cut In two e exactly nUel his hla wife's pantry shelves and that atm ho didn't have to trim It a bit The Th old man turned on hl his without a v w and that we week k h he kindled his lila old time fires tiros and wrote the following for h hf he local page A citizen of Homeburg who hasn't done anything more exciting for tor twenty years than stand off ort his hla grocery bill poked fun nt lilt the Democrat last It week to our face see b be CS C'S Au o t there tr wa watt wasn't nt any more nIt news In it Kay wo WI News Newa In Horno- Horno burg News In a a. tD town n where an at Ice Ico cream social li Is a a sensation and ad a dog suspend business f for r th three hou hours News In a to town where It takes taken takena takeda a five y years ars 68 to work up a Ii wedding and seven kinds of wedding cake caIne Is 18 the tho only news hews In it Where the city marshal 1 hunt hadn't made on nn arrest for tor two years IlU b be be- cause no One ne hiss has 35 done anything after 0 1 I p. p m. m except snore noret and where where- thy thea have to put u un up th the lamps lAmp In pairs to keep them from rom Rotting getting lonesome We Ye dont don't print news from Homeburg because there Ant isn't any and the old rooster who joshed u us UN knows kno It 1 Hen Ue oro sore because w we cant can't make halt half a column out of ot hla lila trip to PL 7 eight miles away way last summer but w l promIse to tD do better Well We'll dump dumo tho the PiLate t pot In th the lire throw theold theold the theold old shears hars out of 01 f tho the window an and set Ret out outa a a. rc regular lar r of a. a Democrat some som week k a paper with red Ink on It und and bi big bit headlines and a a. real piece of or news nw in I It W We will when this gabby Jabb old loss do dOt does si his part put Wh When n h he pa 8 a h hU his six IoU vcr ea subscription well we'll write two column about It st And Am even then no so one will III behave be- be have it It It- II I |