Show CHO CROwN V N PRINCE CALLS O ON FATHER American soldiers in France see seethe seethe seethe the funny side aide as well as tho the serious side sido of war var This is proved pro by a letter letter letter let- let ter received from one of the American Ameri Amen can fighters The letter follows From Somewhere in France France In In his Ws retirement before the Americans the Crown Prince has seen fit to address address ad ad- dress a letter to the kaiser The letter letter letter let- let ter is 13 printed in full as follows follows- Dear Papa Papa Papa-I i am writing on don del VUn tun un as der brave and glorious soldiers soldiers sol- sol diers under my m command command have havo not flOt seen der Rhine for 80 so long dat they have ave started back dat vay and of Course Urse I l am Going mit rait demo dem Oh papa napa dere der has been some somo dings happened hOle o in France First I started In my mJ bl big offensive which wa was 8 to crush de fool American Ameri an but dey ln icy know so about military militar tactics dat mt dey vill not bo be crushed just like I vant vaut era om I sent my men meu In den dol light big waves and veti ven ley bY I got to do Americans do de dey all said Do as loud as they the could holler IVell VeIl according to vat at Imf huC you always alway told me should h have n turned an like blazes But vat d do you think i Dem fool Americans dont don't knO anything about war in instead instead in- in stead of r running ng de odder vay dey came r us Some of f dem was something about Ve Vont ComeBack Till Its It's Over Over pere Dere or o e odder foolish song and s me J ver liko like fools J Pey are re so Ignorant But dey e are reckless reckless I mit mil dere guns and dey come toward it dat I Ik yen us vas m my men meD tO k i notion dey wanted to go goback goback back bacic to O de dedear dear old Rhine Ve dont don't like dt de l little t dirty Marne River any any- how And oh papa dem Americans use language Dey know r and say such ding rl before us And dey talk j y too Vot you tir til k k de desaI dey eald saI rig front of my face One big hl from a place dey call Ari- Ari z 26 26 nr herald oh oh haid-oh oh papa I hate to tell t an ting Ung he said said said- b butI tI cant can't help it he said To hell he'll h hell lf mf mK de der kaiser jISer Did you ou ever hear I didn't think n bo r say sa such a thing so mad i T couldn't couldn't stand oJ tI a and d hear 1 such h a ting so I turned nd run mit der der odder boys b fa as t s' And AmI eli oti papa you dem breast plates vol vot you sent m- m can us-can ou send some more to put tI oiba kS You 1 know n we we ar are arc d ow H m l Africans are shooting us ne li right ht Ind in ind d back Some of ot our boy boys took off oft d breast brea t plates and put em cm behind b bUde de fool Cool Americans ir l playing Dr Star Spangled Banne mit macine maguns ma ma- elSe cine guns on bern dem d m plates platen fant Cant Can't you help belp us You h bein in your speech you said nothing fd brave German c cold stand before the Oh papa I dont don't believe del ignorant Americans ever reachy read react yC y speech for dey run after us just 11 five ve vas a lot of rabbits Vot you ti of dot Cant Can't you ou send dem demsee I Is s see e of your speeches right away know how terrible ve ye arc are cat you ou move my army ann back to toB My B ium vere vera ve ye von VOll our glory mf tnt can vip all de ete and chil- chil can ll bring us d vot vot dem Belgians B des desa Americans are t fa no O rough au ig rant Wo We cant can't malec em sol- sol s stid dot clot vot ot ve ye are do de greatest di diB on fl earth and ven yen ye try to sin sing Uber Allies Allies' dey laugh a lot of monkeys But ve ye are aro g ng the best of the Americans Americana Papa if vo YO outrun dem demo on earth we wear wear arnot the best fighters Nobody ar sure SUte de do best runners ve ye tink of den del up rait mit us yen ven d dej l old Rhine and my mr arm army never d so much of dat dear clear old right avay vot riI Let me know too by return postoffice CROWN PRINCE WILLIE I |