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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER Plan to Employ Robots in Arctic Exploration BY REQUEST The golfer nonchalantly stepped np to the tee and swung one of those carelessly careful drives. The ball sailed straight down the fairway, leaped gaily across the green and dived Into the bole like a rabbit "What nave you suddenly gone crazy about? Inquired the golfers wife, who 'was trying to learn something about the game. "Why, I Just holed out in one! .yelled the golfer, as be essayed a double handspring with a wild gleam of delight In his eyes. - FAMILY SCHEME To send up sounding balloons in the har North and thus explore the atmosphere is all but a hopeless prp ceeding. In the Icy wastes the chance Is almost nil of recovering S balloon and its precious freight of featherweight Instruments for pressure, recording temperature, moisture and the like at different the Soviet altitudes. Therefore, Samolovltch, physicist, Professor some years ago Invented apparatus which would make It possible for a sounding balloon to send back to the station from which it was launched wireless messages that tell Just what conditions it is encountering. The system was first used during the polar voyage of the Graf RANDOLPH. UTAH the floes that block passage, the piling up .of huge masses of ice seas Now Relieve Your Cold Quick as You Caught It under the action of the wind the proposal seems wild. Nothing but the bare idea has reached the editor of this department from abroad. Samolovltch Is so experienced an Arctic explorer that he must be very sure of overcoming the obvious difficulties. New York Times. 4 i To keep clean and healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate liver, bowels and stomach. Aav. 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