Show MARK TWAIN ON A WARD Judges Judge Magazine ot of Fun FunMark Mark Twains stOry anent Artemus Ward is one of his bis funniest yarns One da day when Artemus Ward Vard was traveling a man approached him In the train sat down and said DId you hear the ast thing on Horace Greeley Greeley Greeley said Artemus Horace is he heThe The man ws was quiet about the five mInutes soon he be said George Francis Francl Train Is kicking up a good deal ot of a 3 row over In England Do you think they will put him in a Train Train 1 George Francis Train 7 saId Artemus solemnly I never nover heard of hIm This ignorance kept the man quiet tc tee mInutes Then he said That do you think of General Grants chances for the presidency Do you thInk they will run him 7 Grant Grant Hang It man said Ward you appear to know more stran strangers strangers gers than any man I ever saw The roan man was furious He walked off but at last he came and said You confounded i ignoramus Did you ever hoar henr of Adam 7 Artemus looked up and said Adam What hat was his other name |