Show ro w I Tomorrow morning I may not get up at all Maybe Ill I'll lust Just lie there and wait for the mistake to make itself known I A weather balloon will cra crash h through the window Or an extinct ex extinct volcano up In the will pick our house to blast Because I cant can't do anything I right right this month If It it weren't forthe for forthe the pinch Id I'd be wearing two left shoes If It weren't for the watchful watch watch- ful tul eye of My Lady Fair Id I'd be bel l' l tripping lightly down the street In iu my pink shorts Those onca once with the dark purple polka polka Old Pant less 1 g Id I'd be known as a. You know how It Is Js You go along for tor months blithe and gay read in the clouds nose in tho bean bea 1 soup hands in the pockets feet teet In a fog tog No cares No boneheads bone bone- heads No And then then wham Everything goes gray Black would be better But no Gray no Gray Now for Instance last weeks week's paper There U Is no Will Wright Its It's John E. E Wright Probably I thought of will write thinkIng thinkIng thinking think think- ing of the letters I owe I Take that expensive I Job Wrong bells beUs Not plain bells r fold old bells Throw em away do doV V flu era oyer and try to find some some- t thing i pg 19 Q A tip clo with the spare ena envelopes en- en I en a Iy IL wedding Not Kaye Kay Jay So now what We got the most expensive scratch pads n n the kingdom dom t t forthe for fol forthe So we we print tip up tickets the Morgan County Fair the tho president oaks inks the secretary secre secre- tary iary Oh the chairman o of the board of ot supervisors oro U t always the president ol pf the Ule I lr I answer an au iwer blithely Could have hav looked it II up you know Right there in black and white Joe Toone is president Oh I I Bo I 1 had to be sharp So go When you ook tile the UI f B can gan n Pair fair 11 ticket ami anI see a where It says Paul raul Stuart It la president prest dent you just II styli h quietly and mumble to yourself The old boy In is slipping clipping faiL fatt fast Joe is such a nice guy he wouldn't let us change chango it Sharp distinct telephone call at the Coalville office ollice Monday morning J. J teed Reed Moore Reed is sweet But nut fusey fussy Reed treed You will no doubt have our cur ur Summit County Fair books here for delivery on Thursday Aug 10 aa ae 8 per your promised agreement t 7 Met fet August 10 You mean this Thursday Thursday- What agreement agree agree- I ment menU August 10 Reed You said you would have the completed Fair Books Booksin in our hands banda on Thursday Aug 10 1961 It says BO so right herey here y Vv Well ell 7 Me Reed the wheels wheel wh es just dont don't turn that lust lost Id I'd have sworn the date was Aug 16 15 15 Why weve we've been working night and day Sundays included I 1 dont don't see how we can get them to you be be- I fore tho the Will that Click 11 For l r every day I 1 run over contract they take an extra month to pay me me Well anyway anyway any any- way I listed the right president dent Q Emerson Emerlon Stevens Of Woodland See Im I'm right once onto In a while Three Important stories starlets were left out of last lust weeks week's News An Iowa newspaper offered a prize for the person who could find the most boneheads in each Is- Is I pue Maybe well we'll come to that I And oh ob yes Half Halt the Morgan tickets say eay 1960 See why I may i stay in bed tomorrow Well anyhow anyhow anyhow any any- how my heart is Ls pure pure Mac m Mac I |